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..I do comedy and work at bars. I have worked at every bar and restaurant in the Twin Cities for the last decade and so help me Jesus I no longer give one good god damn if you are hungry or thirsty. Get it yourself, I quit.I'm happily married, due to the fact that she's the type of girl who loves you, loves your friends, is as funny as a dude, picks you up from the bar when your drunk and brings you food and e. You know, probably like your girlfriend. We both have enormous leg muscles and will not breed until we figure out how to exploit a kid who can jump like a kangaroo on a trampoline.I do a show every Wednesday at Grumpy's Bar in downtown MPLS, and we use a fog machine. I also have started do road work in order to become bitter and angry. I think comedy is best when it's brutal. I've never understood when someone gets offended by a joke. Or an opinion. Or a dead baby hooker. And the best comedy has all three. Get out and see some fucking comedy! I have to go to work.
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