Food, sniffing assholes, getting rubdowns from sexy people, marking my territory, shitting on stuff, binge eating & vomitting, and romantic car rides.
Crews
Hope
Men and women that will stroke my junk, while feeding me.
...all you Kool-aid drinkn', holy rollers need not apply.
Mostly Hardcore & Death Metal, but I do enjoy a little Tom Jones, Isaac Hayes, and Abba.
If it isn't hardcore senior citizen amputee midget porn, it ain't worth watching.
Little house on the praire, Full House(god, if I still had balls, I'd like to teabag the Olsen twins), The Simple Life(even the dog, Tinkerbell is a whore), Americas funniest home videos, Dog: The Bounty Hunter, The Real World, American Idol, So, You think you can dance?, Celebrity Duets, Hell's Kitchen, Skating with The Stars, Dr. 90210, and Oz.
Reading is for loser virgins...go play Dungeons & Dragons, you fruits.
Big Ed (Big Ed's BBQ of NJ!), Don Vito, Ron Jeremy, John Holmes, Traci Lords, Jenna Jameson, Donald Trump, William Shatner, Tom Cruise, Dennis Rodman, Tommy Lee, Anna Nicole Smith, Carrot Top, Flava Flav, Elvis, Gallagher, and Tupac.
Virtual Slut
adopt your own slut!