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Dirty Jersey Spike Dog

The original Myspace whore dog!

About Me

Now, before you go, "awww, a little doggie", lets get some shit straight, douchebag...in your shaved ape years, I'm only six, so thats not a very long time on this planet, but I've seen war, poverty, and shit that would make you piss your pants, like a Prepubescent boy visiting Micheal Jackson's house.
Anyway, Shits pretty sweet now. I get to lay up all day, get free eats, and the hos love to rub my shit. Don't get me wrong, I love the bitches, but I got a special place in my heart for sausage too, especially the darkmeat.
Thats the jist of this shit, so what can I do ya for?
ARE YOU FUCKING LAME? - The Survey
Name: Spike Ezekial Dog
Birthday: 1/5/00
Birthplace: Parts Unknown, down the road from The Ultimate Warrior.
Current Location: Monmouth County
Eye Color: Brown, like poo.
Hair Color: Black
Height: 1'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Neither, I use my mouth to get myself off.
Your Heritage: Half German, half Spanish.
The Shoes You Wore Today: none, I'm a dirty hippie.
Your Weakness: Eating, hootch, smack, and the bitches.
Your Fears: I already had my balls cut off, what else is there?
Your Perfect Pizza: Covered in garbage, fresh out of the dumpster on a hot July day.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Popping my red rocket into some gringo's ass.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "bitches"
Thoughts First Waking Up: Time to eat?
Your Best Physical Feature: My ginormous red rocket.
Your Bedtime: Shit, if I ain't eating, or humping, its always bedtime.
Your Most Missed Memory: The one I cant remember.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke...pure Columbian, baby.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Taco Bell, bitch.
Single or Group Dates: ORGY!!!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Tea is for limeys and fags.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Depends if I'm in the burbs, or gettho.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee...black, just like my men.
Do you Smoke: Only crack and meth.
Do you Swear: Fuck yeah, cocksmoker.
Do you Sing: Only when I'm cumming.
Do you Shower Daily: "Pffft"
Have you Been in Love: Only once with a voodoo woman.
Do you want to go to College: Yeah, I love Animal House!
Do you want to get Married: I'm got too much love to spread arround, baby.
Do you belive in yourself: Yes, I believe in god.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when I rock the clam on the high seas.
Do you think you are Attractive: Did you see my cock? Does it matter what I look like?
Are you a Health Freak: I eat used condoms for christ's sake, what do you think?
Do you get along with your Parents: Well, I'm a mama's boy, but I don't know who my dady is.
Do you like Thunderstorms: They get me hard.
Do you play an Instrument: The skin flute.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Nope, I'm sticking to huffing Febreez.
In the past month have you Smoked: Does my cock count?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: When am I not? I'm practicly a Berrymore.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: dating is the long way to get laid, I just fuck homeless people.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: The Mall is for teenages and fruits...why am I not there now?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Quite a few.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Does clam count?
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope, my stripping days are quite over.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Like a Cleaveland steamer? Thats hot!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Ooooooooooh yeeeeeeeeeaaaaa.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Only virginities.
Ever been Drunk: Like Ted Kennedy at an open bar.
Ever been called a Tease: Never, I always put out.
Ever been Beaten up: I love that shit, hurt me daddy!
Ever Shoplifted: Its a means to an end.
How do you want to Die: At the bottom of a man pile.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Paris Hilton's new pet.
What country would you most like to Visit: Whichever still has white slavery.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: is blind a color?
Favourite Hair Color: As long as theres grass on the field, I play ball.
Short or Long Hair: Whatever I can grab from behind.
Height: If I can mount it, it dosent matter.
Weight: I like food tossers to fattys!
Best Clothing Style: Naked.
Number of Drugs I have taken: The combined usage of Courtny Love, Keith Richards, and Robert Downey Junior is as close as I can describe it.
Number of CDs I own: 0. Illegal downloading rules!!!
Number of Piercings: As long as its all genitile, its cool.
Number of Tattoos: I like my lovers to look like billboards.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0. I like my woman like Paris.
ARE YOU A BORING LOSER?! - or - NEED MONEY FOR THAT ABORTION?!
Yeah, Fuck You!
Dirty Jersey Spike Dog
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Strength: 7 Agility: 6 Intelligence: 9
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My Interests

Food, sniffing assholes, getting rubdowns from sexy people, marking my territory, shitting on stuff, binge eating & vomitting, and romantic car rides.

Crews

Hope

I'd like to meet:

Men and women that will stroke my junk, while feeding me.
...all you Kool-aid drinkn', holy rollers need not apply.

Music:

Mostly Hardcore & Death Metal, but I do enjoy a little Tom Jones, Isaac Hayes, and Abba.

Movies:

If it isn't hardcore senior citizen amputee midget porn, it ain't worth watching.

Television:

Little house on the praire, Full House(god, if I still had balls, I'd like to teabag the Olsen twins), The Simple Life(even the dog, Tinkerbell is a whore), Americas funniest home videos, Dog: The Bounty Hunter, The Real World, American Idol, So, You think you can dance?, Celebrity Duets, Hell's Kitchen, Skating with The Stars, Dr. 90210, and Oz.

Books:

Reading is for loser virgins...go play Dungeons & Dragons, you fruits.

Heroes:

Big Ed (Big Ed's BBQ of NJ!), Don Vito, Ron Jeremy, John Holmes, Traci Lords, Jenna Jameson, Donald Trump, William Shatner, Tom Cruise, Dennis Rodman, Tommy Lee, Anna Nicole Smith, Carrot Top, Flava Flav, Elvis, Gallagher, and Tupac.

Virtual Slut

adopt your own slut!

My Blog

The Shit I support!

Obviously, I'm down with anything coming out of my home state, "Dirty" New Jersey, but I'm also down with The Hardcore, Metal, and Hard Rock music scenes, as well as The Body Modification (tattoo, pie...
Posted by Dirty Jersey Spike Dog on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 06:23:00 PST

If you're wondering who I am...

...I'm The Incredible Spike Dog! If you got a friend request from me, you're probably either a friend of somebody I know, from New Jersey, have some interesting music, are some amusing...
Posted by Dirty Jersey Spike Dog on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 03:35:00 PST

Lick My Asshole!

Come get some!
Posted by Dirty Jersey Spike Dog on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 04:17:00 PST

Hello, all my freaky bitches!!!

Thank you all for loving my red rocket!  
Posted by Dirty Jersey Spike Dog on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 12:45:00 PST