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kristy

happy halloween

About Me

i like music.... a lot.... i try to be me.... whoever that might be.
click here to view my mac photo albumclick here to view my youtube videos

My Interests

things that smell watching squirrels music movies talking about music & movies making up alternative endings to movies analyzing lyrics butterflies vegan cooking animals naptown roller girls grammar girl's podcasts obsessing over minuscule details inclement weather words numbers fonts art smutty books writing nonsense in my notebook

I'd like to meet:

the HR director for K-Tel... who gives me a call and says "oh Kristy, please work for us creating the dopest themed albums. you can work from home. we'll pay you whatever you want. one of the many benefits will include tickets to all concerts you want to go to - anywhere on earth - we'll not only buy your tickets, we'll also pay for your transportation and hotel accommodations, too!" that would be sweet.....and anyone who says "regardless" instead of the nonstandard and totally annoying "irregardless" with the two negative elements ir- and -less.

Music:

amy winehouse arctic monkeys bad brains beastie boys beck bitter:sweet black flag black rebel motorcycle club blake babies blind melon blues traveler bob schneider butthole surfers cake califone camper van beethoven carrie rodriguez chris isaak cloud cult cracker dave matthews dead milkmen descendents devo dinosaur jr eagles of death metal frank zappa gloria deluxe golden smog gram rabbit grant lee buffalo grateful dead hooverphonic interpol james brown jeff buckley john prine johnny cash lee rocker lizzie west lou barlow mando diao mandy marie & the cool hand lukes menomena ministry my life with the thrill kill kult oasis old 97's pale divine patsy cline pavement peeping tom pink floyd queens of the stone age radiohead reel big fish richard ashcroft smashing pumpkins sonic youth spoon the beatles the circle jerks the cramps the cure the czars the damnwells the dandy warhols the dylans the radio department the shins the strokes the verve they might be giants todd snider tv on the radio UNKLE vega4 wax tailor wilco windsor for the derby wolf parade x yeah yeah yeahs zero 7

Movies:

40 year old virgin adaptation. american beauty being john malkovich broken english broken flowers clerks II closer junebug lost in translation secretary shopgirl sideways slaughterhouse-five something's gotta give stranger than fiction superbad the matrix (first one only) the royal tenenbaums unknownmovies that I will stop and watch whenever I'm flipping through channels and see it playing: groundhog day the english patient road house urban cowboy Say Anything

Television:

curb your enthusiasm lost man vs wild project runway tim gunn's guide to style top chef

Books:

art history - everything from bernini to low brow sarah kramer & tanya barnard (i love cookbooks!) stephenie meyer christine feehan michael crichton j.k. rowling anne rice smut, smut, smut

My Blog

The pursuit of happiness does not include the right to bear vibrators

I just read my friend's blog and it mentioned the Alabama dildo/vibrator ban.... A federal appeals court recently upheld Alabama's sex toy ban, defending the state's interest in "preserving and promot...
Posted by kristy on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 10:26:00 PST

such as. the US. maps. south africa. asian countries. for our children.

Miss Teen USA Add to My Profile | More VideosMiss Teen USA Spoof by: William Sledd Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by kristy on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 09:04:00 PST

maybe one day ill be carefree

Friday afternoon, I was downtown Indy with Michelle. We were looking for a parking space in the Penn Street garage and spotted a car covered in post-it notes. It was hilarious. I have seen several pos...
Posted by kristy on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 11:45:00 PST

more bad drawings pretending to be cartoons....

Okay pals.... here are seven more of my prototype cartoons - i hope they make you smile! :) xxoo ...
Posted by kristy on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 12:48:00 PST