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Lass Gasp #4mg

I fired three warning shots...into his head.

About Me

Currently enrolled in a paramedic program that gives me frequent indigestion, I make a living as an EMT/Firefighter. I divide my time between sleeping, studying, drinking, pondering acid/base balance and busting balls. I have a dog. And yes my red hair is real, so don't fucking ask. a

My Interests

THINGS I LOVE, IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER: Diner waitresses, denim, baking cakes, Guinness, sushi, Stila eyeshadow, heels, books, violins, my hair, antique silver, costume jewelry, foreign languages, my dog, candles, boots, stockings, pink and black together, smelling things in fancy stores, barfighting, strip clubs, coffee, bummed smokes, blues, funny people, gin and tonic, IMA, green tea, Claddaugh rings, old houses, smoochin', religious kitsch, Project Runway, road trips, clean sheets, afternoon whoopie, camp fires, pin-up girls, piercing things, tattoos on other people, decorating pretty much anything, standing in my kitchen, urban exploring, Scrabble, brunch, expensive perfume, cheap dates, picinic lunches, picinic dinners, liquid confidence, big paintings, notebook computers, limes, used bookstores, Dutch Blitz, my job, writing in cursive, Pilot V7 Rollerball Black Fine Point Pens, dirty chick rock, clean laundry smell, Zippo lighters, small town festivals, farmers markets, chocolate milk, baby pictures, bonfires, wraparound porches and hardwood floors.

I'd like to meet:

People who like to bust balls.

Music:

Blues, Rock, Soul, Folk, Bluegrass. Some Country, Little Rap, Most Hip-Hop. Rude musicians piss me off.

Movies:

Documentaries and Indie films are usually my first choice.

Television:

PBS comes in pretty clear on my rabbit ears, so I'm a big fan of that.

Books:

Until March of 2008, I'll be a big fan of the 'Paramedic Care' series by Bledsoe, Porter and Cherry.

Heroes:

I love Serena Williams because of her amazing ass...

My Blog

What the fuck is a bretylium?

For those of you who have no idea what I've been doing for the past few months, I thought I'd post a brief, nerdy view into my recent academic achievements. Introduction to Paramedicine Fin...
Posted by Jen on Wed, 30 May 2007 01:42:00 PST

Backstabbin' bitches deserve herpes and itches...

Just wanted to make an observation: Someone in my life is a two-bit, backstabbing whore. Ever wonder what happens when you hear nothing but garbage in regards to someone's reputation, but choose to gi...
Posted by Jen on Fri, 25 May 2007 01:33:00 PST

It's time to do a little diggin'...

Bear with me for a minute, as I understand that my thought processes here will seem a bit dissheveled... I've never been one to take a song and force myself to find some kind of identity wit...
Posted by Jen on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 10:22:00 PST

Self-expression takes a backseat to higher education...

Last Thursday, in a 6th-grade display of finger-pointing bullshit, my neck piercing was made a spectacle of to my paramedic instructor. Consequentially, a conversation ensued afterward about my accomp...
Posted by Jen on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 11:46:00 PST

'The Family Guy' does parenting...

'The Family Guy' portrays parenting, ala Britney Spears... I almost pissed myself....
Posted by Jen on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 12:54:00 PST

Hit 'em right in the sniffer...

Dude. Totally sorry to post two sexually-charged blogs in a row, but I laughed out loud when I read this... http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/cas/302391499.html I especially love the 'convenient loca...
Posted by Jen on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 05:31:00 PST

Stunt cock!

During the past few weeks in dispatch, I've probably watched more TV than I've watched in the past few years. Seriously. Though I usually just set the channel to MTV2 and watch videos, occasionally I ...
Posted by Jen on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 03:24:00 PST

I have one thing to say...you better work, bitch!

"Decide what you want, decide what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work." -H.L. HuntToday, I spent the entire day with my family. I know it was St. Patrick's D...
Posted by Jen on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 08:24:00 PST

What kind of low-class, liberal slut do you think I am?

 The Everything Test There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests,  purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to ru...
Posted by Jen on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 03:19:00 PST

I need some help...

My brother is relocating to Indy, and bless his heart, he's asked his big sister to help him find a great place to live. I want to give him some suggestions, but I need help. I live in a phenomenal pl...
Posted by Jen on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 08:47:00 PST