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Bella Zombirella

It's the most Wonderful time of the Year...

About Me


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I am more in love than I have ever been.
I have never been this happy and this damned poor.
I have beeeeg boobies.
I drink a lot of coffee.
I am obsessed with Rock Band but I'm too poor to own it.
I want to live in the Twilight book world. I would be a Cullen and Jorge would be a Quileute.
My Mother was the manager of the Alley Cat in the 70's.
I feel safest in Jorge's arms.
My brother is in a FUCKING FANTASTIC band! Decline Of Authority, bitches!!!
I wrestled in a vat of butterscotch pudding once...and won.
My daddy was an injun and my mommy was a viking.
I adore making my friends laugh.
I love to dance.
My life is ever-changing.
I have an assload of good smarts.
I was once on the cover of Billboard magazine.
I am the Indiana State Powerlifting Champ of 2001.
I am 38 going on 8.
I grew TWO extra bones.
My brother is the shizznit.
I love Metamorphosis.
I love Adderall.
I believe in Better Living Through Chemistry.
I think Jesus was a zombie.
I like science.
I love me some nature shows.
Hackers piss me off.
I am in love with my TIVO.
I had bilateral DeQuervain's surgery. It left cool scars.
I did not wear jeans for five years.
I am obsessed with Halloween.
I love toads.
I have alot of guilt issues.
I am a corporate slave.
I love skulls.
I like stupid shit.
I can be insanely sweet.
My niece was born with 6 fingers on each hand.
I love the word cocksmoker.
I am a big dweeb.
I am happy &hearts
All these things are very true.

My Interests

Words aren't enough to describe my bliss.

Things I Love:

Jorge, the love of my life. My brother Thomas. Laughing. My kitties, Hellion and Kizer. Halloween. The Twilight books. Playing Rock Band on medium bass. Snuggling. Hanging with my peeps. The sound of cicadas singing. My shiny pink Schwinn. My loyalty to those I love. Planning my future with my man. Kissing. Skulls. Making my friends crack up. Fast cars. Having fun. Drinking at the Cat. Sleeping with the fan on. Kyaking! Autopsies. Scary movies. Nature. Kat Von D. Praying Mantises. Zombie Porn. The Ocean. Pumpkins. My amazing friends. Big Boobs. Mug-N-Bun's rootbeer. Lifting weights with Jorge. Pooltime with my man. Dancing naked in my living room. Watching educational and fucked up shit on the telly. Movies on the big screen. IMAX movies. Fake blood. Tattoos. Piercings. Reading. Meeting cool new people. The summer sun on my skin. Myspace. The Jack Bauer Power Hour. Making a living. Finding my way. Learning about myself.

I'd like to meet:

People who will crack me the fuck up. Friends of friends. And Henry Rollins. Again. For the 4th time.

I know 90% of my Myspace friends in real life. So don't be suprised if I don't add you.

Music:



Josh Homme says: "Thanks for coming, you cocksmoking fuckhole!"

Music is like food and water. I need it to live.

QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE!!! My favorite band! Eagles of Death Metal. Muse. Lady Soveriegn. Cee-lo/Gnarls barkley. Peeping Tom. ROB ZOMBIE makes me horny, baby! Bjork. Kyuss. Soul Coughing. I love Rasputina. Devo. Beyonce. The Yeah yeah yeahs, although they should be shot for having such a dumbass name. Manson, of course. The occasional Christina Aguilera song. David Bowie or Byrne. Beasties. Pixies. White Stripes. Soundgarden. Lovage baby! Static X. Pink Floyd. Cake. ROLLINS IS MY GOD. Nirvana. Ween. Aphex twin. Lords of Acid. Misfits.
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Black Sabbath. Peaches. Del the funkee homosapien. NERD. Outkast. Busta. Voluptuous Horror of Karen Black. Foetus/JG Thirwell. RHCP. Beck. Monster Magnet. Portishead. Tricky. SOAD. Radiohead. Jane's addiction. WuTang [RIP ODB] Method Man. Funkadelic. Bloodhound Gang. Wiseblood. Cramps. mc chris. Stevie Wonder. Missy Ellliot. Zappa. Boingo. Eurythmics. Lotsa 80's grooves. Liz Phair. Primus. And wayyyyyyy soooo much more, I am a music addict. Metal, Rock, Funk, Soul, Hip-hop, Rap, Punk, etc etc etc. I tend to hate emo shit. And any country that isn't like Waylon or Willie or Dolly or Cash. Of course, this list is not in any kinda order...

Movies:

Mr. Brooks. 30 days of night. 300! Grindhouse. Beowolf in 3d! Hot fuzz! 23. Superbad. Constantine. Re-Penetrator. The XXXorcist. CRANK!!!! Sin City. Donnie Darko. Confessions of a Dangerous Mind. Freeway. Parents. Natural Born Killers. Frailty. Tromeo and Juliet. The Blair Witch Project. Seven. The Exorcist. House on Haunted Hill. The Omen. Final Destination 1-3. Idle hands. Catch me if you Can. LOTR. Dawn of the Dead. Shaun of the dead. Jeepers Creepers. Mr and Mrs Smith. THEY. Sick. The Rules of Attraction. Xmen1 and 2. Cabin Fever. 28 days. American History X. Heavenly Creatures. Shakes the Clown. Rat Race. Demon Knight. Fight Club. Dogma. Matrix. secretary. Videodrome. Dead Ringers. Pirates of the Caribbean.

Television:

Twenty-fucking-four. LOST!!! Weeds. Dexter. Supernatural! Nip/Tuck. Project Runway. Medium. L.A. Ink. The Girls Next Door. The Shield. Rescue Me. Pushing Daisies. Celebrity Rehab. My Name is Earl. Anything about the cosmos. Most Science Channel programs. Nature shows like Planet Earth. Whose Line is it Anyway. ATHF. South Park. Most Xtreme Elimination Challenge. Taboo. I am obsessed with deep seas and coral reefs. The Venture Brothers. Naked Science. I miss: X-files, Buffy, Angel, and the Gilmore Girls.Stay tuned...

Books:

Everything pales in comparison to Stephenie Meyer right now. I can't seem to bring myself to read anyone else. She has me spellbound.Stephen King, Clive Barker, Chuck Palahnuik, Anne Rice, Erotic Horror, Horror in General, as long as it doesn't suck. Last book read was Cell by Stephen King.

ALL of Henry Rollins' books!

Heroes:

My friends, who are my family. Bella Cullen. Henry Rollins. Pedro Alejandro. Josh Homme, musical genius. My Mom. My Brother. My Kitties.

My Blog

Twi-hard with a vengance.

This blog will make no sense to you if you haven't read the Twilight Saga. Just warning you.Sigh. I don't even know how to begin. I am seriously obsessed with these damned Twilight books! I would feel...
Posted by Bella Zombirella on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 12:34:00 PST

I confess...

That this summer I became hopelessly addicted to two things: Rock Band and the Twilight books. (If you don't know what the Twilight books are, ask about 3 people you know. Someone has read them.) Funn...
Posted by Bella Zombirella on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 09:26:00 PST

Fuck.

My dearest friends,Please be aware that Jorge and I are in a very bleak situation, and we may need to call upon you for support, kind words, etc. After making a very simple mistake, Jorge's very well ...
Posted by Bella Zombirella on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 10:24:00 PST

Celebrate good times cmon!

It is our ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY today, folks! We are very excited and supremely happy. We are very lucky to have one another, and even though life is still hard at times and shit still sucks occasional...
Posted by Bella Zombirella on Wed, 28 May 2008 02:09:00 PST

Weird Al!

Oh I am so going to see this come hell or high water!Weird Al YankovicThursday, Jul 3The WhiteLies Lawn At White River State ParkIndianapolis, INWho wants to join me???I also might be interested in:Su...
Posted by Bella Zombirella on Wed, 21 May 2008 09:54:00 PST

sigh

The invasion continues. 7 spiders down today, 1 by Jorge and the rest by me. Jorge is a master spider killer. He has mad ninja skills. He walks up, points our spider killing tool (large crowbar-lookin...
Posted by Bella Zombirella on Thu, 08 May 2008 11:07:00 PST

By the way...

My house is infested with yellow sac spiders, the exact same spiders that *literally* terrorized me my entire childhood. The used to bite the hell out of me and were always in every fucking room. The...
Posted by Bella Zombirella on Mon, 05 May 2008 10:37:00 PST

Del makes me happy!

When I am sad or unhappy Del makes me smile! I dare you not to love this song!I will list the lyrics so you can sing along!"If you Must"It's important to practice good hygieneAt least if you wanna run...
Posted by Bella Zombirella on Mon, 05 May 2008 09:17:00 PST

The saga!

Hey everybody!!! Quick update on how we are doing!Jorge and I are in our new place! We were up until 7am Saturday morning packing. We were so wired we were unable to sleep, we just kinda laid there an...
Posted by Bella Zombirella on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 09:52:00 PST

Get drunk!

While you help us move!!!Jorge and I are pleading for your help with our very uncomplicated move. We have a half gallon of Jack, some crown that will be demolished by Nick and Trevor, and we will have...
Posted by Bella Zombirella on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 09:17:00 PST