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Philonivs Maximvs

It's just a ride.

About Me


I am a motley collection of various stuff. I was born in the wrong era. I think I was supposed to be born somewhere at the turn of the last century (hence my thing for 30's-50's music, movies, and style). I am a World War II reenactor. I love to live life to its fullest, so sometimes important, mundane matters at hand get a back seat... and I end up paying for them later! But oh well, the universe goes on, and life's just too short (and I tend to think that you only get one shot at it). I think way too much about things like world events, that I have no practical way of changing, but I do it anyway. I put no stock in religion... I am my own deity, and so are YOU! And I love the friends around me, and would do just about anything for them if they ever needed it....
I also happen to run my own music night at the Melody Inn here in Indy, called Cocoanut Grove. We play big band/swing, classic R&B/blues, bebop, crooner faves, and cheesy yet swanky lounge hits, and usually a live lounge band. Every FIRST Sunday night of the month, only at the Melody Inn.

My Interests

The 1930's, 1940's, and 1950's (history, style, and music of each), World War II and ancient history, punk rock and other live music shows, waistline augmentation, pillaging, gin and tonic, classic pin-ups & sex symbols, great beers of the world (German wheat beer, Belgian ales, British stouts, etc), existentialism, white russians, women, politics, annoying stupid people, debauchery, archaeology, manhattans, philosophy, ladies, evading the law, leather working, and soon to be re-making my abode in Fountain Square into period 1930's/1940's.

I'd like to meet:


Other like-minded people who want to make the world a better place for everyone else, not just to satisfy their addiction for money or power. Other people obsessed with the whole mid-20th century retro movement too, especially the 1930's & 1940's. And the real people who lived through that era... talk to them while you can!

Pay homage to who I consider the First Lady of retro pin-up photography, Miss Amanda Lee:

And, ladies and gentlemen, the prophet Bill Hicks:

Music:

Big band/swing, jazz, lounge, crooners, ragtime, rockabilly, psychobilly, punk, classical, electronic/trance, acoustic, gothic rock, movie soundtracks, and classic/outlaw country. I just can't get into rap (even though some of it has a good message), and pop rock, pop punk, pop country, hip-hop and the like all suck the mighty pecker of Satan for their respective 15 minutes. End of story.

Now that you love me and my musical tastes, I also happen to host this swanky event, every month at the Melody Inn:

And I've had this ongoing crush on jazz/swing artist Lavay Smith , ever since I saw her at the Jazz Kitchen in 2007.......

Movies:

It came to my attention that I am divided on this one!
CLASSICS: the Thin Man series, Casablanca, North By Northwest, African Queen, Little Caesar, the Outlaw, Libeled Lady, Notorious, the Roaring Twenties, Petrified Forest, The Killers, Maltese Falcon, Citizen Kane, Sergeant York, Gilda, His Girl Friday, Treasure of the Sierra Madre, and the Marx Brothers and Abbott and Costello films.
Some of the funniest lines from the Thin Man series (William Powell and Myrna Loy):
LATER ONES: The Big Lebowski, Serenity, The Aviator, Tucker: A Man & His Dream, Bladerunner, Blazing Saddles, Big Trouble in Little China, Army of Darkness, Pump Up the Volume, Lord of the Rings series, Indiana Jones, Star Wars, Full Metal Jacket, Das Boot, Cross of Iron, the Eagle has Landed, Saving Private Ryan, Gladiator (even though it was historically inaccurate), Lost Boys, Aliens (not the vomit-inducing 3rd or 4th ones though), Hunt for Red October, Predator, the Abyss, Young Frankenstein, Ronin, Fight Club, and anything from Monty Python, Tarentino, Mel Brooks, or Kubrick.
The Universal Adjective, put to good use in "the Big Lebowski":

Television:

Not a huge TV watcher (it's EVIL and an opiate for the masses), but I do like MST3K (Joel), Star Trek, Young Ones, Red Dwarf, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Simpsons, Futurama, and Adult Swim. Lo, how I hate reality shows and sportscasts. Lately, I'm adding Firefly (how did I miss this one???? it's the shiniest in the 'Verse), and trying to get into the new Galactica.

Books:

I have some sort of ADD that prevents me from reading anything but technical manuals and history books. Wish I could be cool like most of my friends and be a huge reader of fiction, but there you go! Most of the books on my shelf consist of WWII history tomes (such as "German Paratroops" and "Government Issue: A Collector's Guide"), conspiracy/alternate history theory ("Above Top Secret", "Fingerprints of the Gods", etc), and a few interesting "coffee table" specials ("Great American Pinups", "Atlas of Middle Earth"). Yep, I'm a geek.

Heroes:

People who are comfortable enough to remain who they really are, and stay true to others too, even in the face of death or other dire circumstances. Innovators in the face of those who stand to make money from stagnation. People who go out of their way to speak out or act against the ones that would make us all corporate-feudalistic serfs.

Individuals/characters I admire the most: the late great comedian Bill Hicks, auto designer Preston Tucker, punk/activist Jello Biafra, and Captain Malcolm Reynolds of "Firefly/Serenity". Keep flyin, Mal :)

My Blog

Airshow!

Got back from a huge airshow out east in Reading, PA, so if any of you were attempting to get a hold of me and didn't leave a message, well, there you go (my phone died by Saturday and had no way to r...
Posted by Philonivs Maximvs on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 02:46:00 PST

My sit-rep

To my friends here who I haven't ran into lately, I must apologize for being incommunicata. My computer is toast right now, and should be getting that fixed soon.... so the li-berry is my only online ...
Posted by Philonivs Maximvs on Wed, 14 May 2008 02:18:00 PST

Why not: a survey

Not normally one to do the survey/questionnaire thing, but thanks to Caroline, I saw it and what the hell, here's what the oversexed survey says about me:    E2: The Everything Test 2&n...
Posted by Philonivs Maximvs on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 02:21:00 PST

This calls for a celebration!!!

For those of you who don't know, I have been an apprentice telecommunications technician with the IBEW (International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers.... the electrical union) for the past 3+ years....
Posted by Philonivs Maximvs on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 01:58:00 PST

Optional retirement... well, option!

Yep, I'm gonna do it. Someday, haps in my later years. Buy a big boat, could be surplus, turn it into a small cargo/passenger ship, and live free and be a citizen of the world. No taxes (beyond harbor...
Posted by Philonivs Maximvs on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 03:20:00 PST

Reenactor Fest IV: the after-action report

Hello kiddies.... those local to me here in Indy didn't see me around, and in case I didn't tell you why, I was in Chicagoland for an all-periods reenacting convention, known as Reenactor Fest. Been m...
Posted by Philonivs Maximvs on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 01:53:00 PST

Arise, Comrades!

..>Watch out, McCarthy, I'm a:     Social Liberal(80% permissive)     and an... Economic Liberal(18% permissive)   You are best described as a:Socialist  ...
Posted by Philonivs Maximvs on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 01:46:00 PST

The Point of Everything

So what is The Point?What??Yeah, allow me to get existential on your ass. I was just reading/commenting on a friend's blog, and started thinking that I might jot down my thoughts on the Universe. Like...
Posted by Philonivs Maximvs on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 11:07:00 PST

La vie en Rose

Just saw the movie about 30's/40's singer Edith Piaf, and it was VERY good. It took some liberties with flashbacks all the time, but they tended to make sure to display the date until you get familiar...
Posted by Philonivs Maximvs on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 04:41:00 PST

Dear Buddha: please bring me a pony, and a plastic rocket...

Your results:You are Malcolm Reynolds (Captain)Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 90%Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 75%Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 65%Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 50%Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 45...
Posted by Philonivs Maximvs on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 03:14:00 PST