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The Sneakiest Kiki That Ever Lived...!

We don't brake for anything, just for fun!

About Me

"If you ask me what I came into this world to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." Emile Zola
I'll chew your mind up and spit your heart out.
The extent to which I enjoy being unique borders perversion.
I like making new friends, but please message me before sending a friend request. That is, provided we haven't already met in some other forum. While I understand this section is generally conducive to social posturing and uncontrolled vulnerability, I personally use this to test one's awareness of the world outside them. If you fail this first test, I probably won't be another statistic in your friend-whore fandom fantasies. Try not to take it personally, sizzletits.

My Interests

Penguins, white roses, lilacs, glamour, astrology, industrial music, fashion, brian molko, costume jewelry, beer, jack daniels, purple, Vox, shopping, stripey stockings, video games, chillin', ninjas, the bourgeoisie, leather, androgyny, rollerblading, sushi, swanky parties, barbecue, driving, toyota corolla, dandies, operation ivy, fishnets, the cure, depeche mode, dead can dance, the smiths, converse, NYC, DC, Indianapolis, Denver, Vegas, London, feather boas, animal crossing, nitzer ebb, flames, leopard print, Placebo, lingerie, psychological warfare, jarvis cocker, vince noir, biology, knee high platform boots, shirtless men, lace, satin, corsets, miniskirts, yahoo! messenger, chopsticks, moshpits, KMFDM, arch enemy, hair removal, pulp, plaid, camden town, strattera, massages

I'd like to meet:

Vince Noir, King of the Mods.
Partners in crime and philanthropy. The excitable ones.
Boys who can play Jeff Buckley songs on guitar.
Also, those who represent the struggle.

Music:

Industrial, electronica, hardcore, 90's rap, alternative rock, indie rock, EBM, dancehall, gothic, new wave, bhangra, dark wave, punk rock... name a band and I probably have an opinion of them.

Movies:

Willow, Labyrinth, Leon The Professional, Star Wars I-VI, Dodgeball, Rush Hour 1 and 2, Death To Smoochy, Super Troopers, Barbarella, Grease, Harry Potter, Zoolander, The Princess Bride, The Goonies, Bride and Prejudice, American Psycho, SLC Punk, Boondock Saints, Fight Club, Entrapment, Un long dimanche de fiançailles, Borat, Lord Of The Rings movies, most Kevin Smith movies, Will Ferrell movies, Bend It Like Beckham, Interview With The Vampire, the Kill Bill movies, etc etc etc....

Television:

Discovery Health channel, Style channel, Family Guy, The Mighty Boosh, Degrassi: The Next Generation, Forensic Files, Futurama, City Confidential

Books:

Ever since I wrote my honors english literature professor a paper on how formal schooling removes the joy of reading, no one has been able to recommend a good book to me. Accomplish this feat and I might put your name in the spot below.

Heroes:

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My Blog

California here I come!

So today Josh bought the tickets for the road trip idea we had just been toying around with before. So it's official....I'm going to California!!! Woohoo!We have a massive itinerary. A lot packed into...
Posted by The Sneakiest Kiki That Ever Lived. Period. on Thu, 03 May 2007 11:11:00 PST

oh, that was so real...

I am having trouble with this juggling thing: friends, family, relationships, work, school. It's tough. I have enough trouble putting one foot in front of the other without stumbling, then throw in al...
Posted by The Sneakiest Kiki That Ever Lived. Period. on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 08:37:00 PST

get your body beat

Life update in bullet points:" I can't go to see And One this month. Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck." I am hoping and praying and hoping some more that Douglas will meet me in Chicago to go see The Kooks...
Posted by The Sneakiest Kiki That Ever Lived. Period. on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 06:40:00 PST

In preparation for my friend Morrissey

Sing Your LifeSing your lifeAny fool can think of words that rhymeMany others dowhy don't you?Do you want to?ohSing your life;Just walk right up to the microphone and nameAll the things you loveAll th...
Posted by The Sneakiest Kiki That Ever Lived. Period. on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 06:42:00 PST

my awesome friday

Some people just really know how to make a day perfect.yup.... :D...
Posted by The Sneakiest Kiki That Ever Lived. Period. on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 02:18:00 PST

Why I'm Happy


Posted by The Sneakiest Kiki That Ever Lived. Period. on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 12:34:00 PST

To You, My Dear Friends

Cleaning my room this morning, this song came on random. It was so perfect for my mood that I was moved to tears. One of my new year's resolutions was to tell the people I care about how I feel, beca...
Posted by The Sneakiest Kiki That Ever Lived. Period. on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 08:18:00 PST

Sonnet 116

Let me not the the marriage of true mindsAdmit impediments. Love is not love whichAlters when it alteration finds, Or bends with the remover to removeO no! it is an ever-fixed markThat looks on tempes...
Posted by The Sneakiest Kiki That Ever Lived. Period. on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 11:08:00 PST

I'll Sleep When You're Dead, Indy Goth Scene

Those of you who are so concerned with who's laying whom because you're not getting any make me want to eat my own vomit rather than see your faces again. Your righteous indignation makes me want to r...
Posted by The Sneakiest Kiki That Ever Lived. Period. on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 01:34:00 PST

COME CELEBRATE THE RETURN OF GOOD WEATHER WITH ME!!

By Friday, temperatures will be in the high 40/50's and sunny. Not exactly springtime in Phoenix, but close enough for me.You know what that means: fishnet stockings, tops held together by bungee cord...
Posted by The Sneakiest Kiki That Ever Lived. Period. on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 01:42:00 PST