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About Me


Dance superhero! Dance!
I'm likely a bit too loud, but not overly obnoxious about it. I circle myself with the kind of people I aspire to be and that often limits the circle's expansion. I'm an extro-intro-extrovert with intro-extro-introvert tendencies. I make up words to describe things that the English language doesn't quite cover for me. I write the same way and am often (insert made up word) about it. I'm fond of cheese, mentally and ingestitudinally, moreso and lesso, respectively. I entertain me first and hope the rest of you get it. I can be a bit of a fucktard that way.

Exhibit A
No one seems to get the James Brown reference here. I'm laughing my ass off. I get semi-indiferrent nods. But dammit, that shit it FUNNY!
I'm apparently having a hard time connecting with my audience.
I'll work on that.
Watch "The Landlord", starring Will Ferrell.
An instant classic. I think Pearl is gonna win an Oscar with this stellar performance!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

At my dinner table: Sean Penn, Bill Maher, Tim Robbins, Jon Stewart, George W. Bush, and Dick Cheney. This promises to be an entertaining evening. Christopher Walken can drop by for dessert as he might know what to do if Cheney ups and shoots someone in the face.

Can I be any more clear on what a DICK this guy is?

Remember Magic Eye? This one moves!

My Blog

Tacoma Finish ~ The Band

So for those of you that don't know, I play in a band called Tacoma Finish.  We've somehow come to label ourselves as an "Alt Rock Jam Band" for lack of a better description, but you can judge for you...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jun 2009 19:22:00 GMT

Valentine's Day Gone Awry For Unknown Reasons

Valentines Day ~ 2009So, Im still not sure where I went wrong and ruined Valentines Day.  My lovely little lady gave me a very nice card and a pair of dice this morning.  Not Vegas dice, but oversi...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Feb 2009 14:40:00 GMT

Christian Dating Tips!

10 Christian Dating Tips for Effective Missionary Dating 1. If he tells your that you are hot...Tell him God made you hot.2. If he wants to hold your hand...Give him a Bible.3. If he tries to get clo...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:46:00 GMT

Friends w/ Benefits ~ A Prospectus

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Posted by on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 09:57:00 GMT

Half the Music

I've been thinking about the keyboards up on a shelf out in the garage lately.  Eighty-eight keys gone neglected for some time now.  Piano is not my instrument of choice or strength, but I u...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 00:08:00 GMT

Ikea and My Soul

As a one who proudly sports a Y chromosome, odds were that I would not like the idea of going to Ikea.  And true to form, I don't.    It's not that I don't like Ikea and that they sel...
Posted by on Fri, 30 May 2008 19:14:00 GMT

When I kneed you&

There's a bit of a scare afoot up here in the Pacific Northwest.  Specifically at my house.  Seems on Tuesday night we had a nice little squall roll through, the kind of rain that remin...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 20:33:00 GMT

Banana Seat

I was telling a friend about my weekend and she said something to the effect of, "see, it’s like riding a bike", referring to dating again. At which point we descended into euphemisms and innuen...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:46:00 GMT

Will and Hope

This is a poem I wrote last year when I was in a much darker place.  I just stumbled across it and thought I'd share.  I'm thinking about making it a punk song now.  That could be fun.....
Posted by on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 17:56:00 GMT

Ive been tagged!

I've been tagged........ Once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 random things, facts, habits or goals about yourself. At the end, you choose about 10 people to be tagged, listing th...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 08:25:00 GMT