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The Ultimate Kate Machine©

When words fail, try interpretive dance.

About Me

I have an unnatural elevator phobia. If my destination in a building is 10 or fewer flights of stairs, I take the stairs. As a result, you could bounce a quarter off my ass. Myspace Online Now Icons Myspace For Girls Only - MyGirlySpace.com
You Are 54% Evil
You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination. How Evil Are You?
You Have Good Karma
In general, you like to do the right thing when it comes to others.
Your caring personality really shines through.
Sure, you have your moments of weakness - and occasionally act out.
But, all in all, your karma is good... even with those few dark spots. How's Your Karma?
You Are Expressionism
Moody, emotional, and even a bit angsty... you certainly know how to express your emotions.
At times, you tend to lack perspective on your life, probably as a result of looking inward too much.
This introspection does give you a flair for the dramatic. And it's even maybe made you cultivate some artistic talents!
You have a true artist's temperament... which is a blessing and a curse. What Art Movement Are You?
You Are an Espresso
At your best, you are: straight shooting, ambitious, and energetic
At your worst, you are: anxious and high strung
You drink coffee when: anytime you're not sleeping
Your caffeine addiction level: high What Kind of Coffee Are You?
You Should Be a Joke Writer
You're totally hilarious, and you can find the humor in any situation.
Whether you're spouting off zingers, comebacks, or jokes about life...
You usually can keep a crowd laughing, and you have plenty of material.
You have the makings of a great comedian - or comedic writer. What Type of Writer Should You Be?
What Your Bathroom Habits Say About You
You are a giving soul. Way too giving in fact. You often get stuck doing the dirty work that no one else will do.
You spend a lot on clothes, and you tend to be a very trendy dresser. However, it's hard for you to throw away trendy clothes when they go out of style.
You are a little shy and easily embarrassed. You often wonder if you are normal.
In relationships, you tend to be very romantic and demanding. You'll treat your partner like gold, but you expect a lot in return. What Do Your Bathroom Habits Say About You?
Your Dominant Intelligence is Bodily-Kinesthetic Intelligence
You are naturally athletic and coordinated, good at making your mind and body work together.
Sports are fun and easy for you, especially those requiring good hand - eye coordination.
There's also a good chance you're a great dancer, or good at expressing yourself through body language.
You learn best by doing, and you feel like you've always got to be moving (even if it's just your hands).
You would make a good athlete, physical education teacher, dancer, actor, firefighter, or artisan. What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?
You Are 23 Years Old
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.
13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.
20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.
30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!
40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. What Age Do You Act?
I Am Strawberries with Cream
Fresh and uncomplicated, I am always enjoyed but often overlooked.
I am confident in who I am. I don't need a facade to feel better about myself. What Dessert Are You Most Like?

My Interests


Myspace Contact TablesIn no particular order: my son and slobbery bassety-basset hound, pink Converse sneakers, Jack in the Box curly fries, coffee, first-time triathlon training, veloway & south Mopac bike-riding, napping, pedicures, listening to live music, c/w & polka dancing, boys, boys who dance, partying with strangers, fancy lager, making out, cooking, laughing, sarcasm, guitars, flip-flops, HTML code and everything else Myspace, beach trips, Paul Newman salad dressing, Pearls Before Swine and Boondocks cartoons, thrift-stores, walking the hound, road trips, tanning, Blue Tuesdays, musicians, swimming, et cetera. ...

I'd like to meet:

Nice people. And someone who will fold my laundry. ....
Games @ MyArcadeSpace.net ...

Music:

Duh, have you met me? .... ....
Your Band Name is:
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You are a Rocker Girl!
If you don't have musical talent, you've got a talent for picking out great CD's.
Music rules your life - and you've got the best MP3 collection of anyone you know.
Many guys find you intimidating, but a select few think you're the catch of a lifetime.
Start hanging out in more used record stores, and you'll find love with a fellow rocker! What Kind of Girl Are You? I first saw this video on Joanna's page. I dare you to watch it and not cry: ....

Movies:

When Harry Met Sally, Office Space, Elf, Napoleon Dynamite, The Italian Job, Raising Arizona, School of Rock, Garden State, The Big Lebowski, Dogma, Shanghai Noon, Meet the Parents and the Fockers, Saving Silverman. The funnier, the better.I am all over any movie with Will Ferrell in it.I believe there's one perfect person out there for everyone, and when you stop looking for them, they'll find you. So I've stopped looking for Will Ferrell. He'll find me.
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The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic
Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few.
But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky.

Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be? ...

Television:

Friends, Will & Grace, Arrested Development, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Malcolm in the Middle, Scrubs (Zach Braff=yummy), The Office, My Name is Earl, CSI, Six Feet Under, Trading Spaces, Girls Behaving Badly, Saturday Night Live, and I have a 7-year-old, so,
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You Are Fozzie Bear
"Wocka! Wocka!"
You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up.
If only your routine didn't always bomb!
You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jokes coming. The Muppet Personality Test

Books:

Currently reading Blue Smoke, by Nora Roberts.

Heroes:

My son, devoted single parents, the late Christopher and Dana Reeve, the late Peter Jennings, guitar players who play well enough to make a living doing it, artists, writers, teachers, Jesus, Shaun, Sweetypuss, people who finish stuff, people who have mastered the art of bringing out the best in other people. Damnit.

My Blog

I Soooo Wanna Be Chelsea Handler When I Grow Up

Good advice... Self defense tips: ...
Posted by The Ultimate Kate Machine on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 11:00:00 PST

Parental Status

Okay...I could not stand the sight of that damn Cafe Mom ad toothless baby, so I changed my profile to say "I don't want kids."  I realize that I have one child, whom I want (most of the time) bu...
Posted by The Ultimate Kate Machine on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 07:04:00 PST

Good News for Potheads...

...or more specifically, good news for overweight potheads.
Posted by The Ultimate Kate Machine on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 04:43:00 PST

Call Me Crazy...

...but I'm thinking of doing this thing. I would compete in the First Tri, since I'm a first-timer. It's two weeks before the Danskin, which I am also considering. I am out of my mind, for sure....
Posted by The Ultimate Kate Machine on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 08:07:00 PST

I'm Covered in Basset Hound Hair

I did something I haven't done by myself in a very, very, very long time (animal activists, please note I said "by myself"...I've always paid extra at the vet to have this done.)  I cut the hound...
Posted by The Ultimate Kate Machine on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 06:47:00 PST

Why...

...can't real life be more like the tv show Friends? 
Posted by The Ultimate Kate Machine on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 04:31:00 PST

Some Thoughts on The "L" Word

In dinking around on various friends' myspace pages today, I saw the following headline on a friend's page:"Looking for love is like tiptoeing through a mine field to find a thumb tack."This saddens m...
Posted by The Ultimate Kate Machine on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 03:27:00 PST

I just have this to say this morning...

...Hugh Jackman is one sexy, sexy s.o.b.As you were.
Posted by The Ultimate Kate Machine on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 11:42:00 PST

Yahoo Astrology Made Me Do It...

My horoscope says I don't have to act my age today!  Woo hoo!Acting your age won't feel like much fun today -- the children in your life are having a great time, so why can't you? Asking this que...
Posted by The Ultimate Kate Machine on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 05:10:00 PST

Cafe Mom

I am not normal.  Okay, we all knew that, but humor me here.  There's this ad for a site called cafemom.com that keeps popping up on my page, probably because I listed myself on here as a "p...
Posted by The Ultimate Kate Machine on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 09:08:00 PST