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Rick

About Me

I enjoy long walks on the beach...Wait a minute...No I don’t...I friggin’ hate long walks on the beach...Ever take a long walk on the beach? It sucks ass...First of all, it’s friggin’ difficult to walk on the beach...You have to find the right section in the width of the beach, where the sand is hardened just long enough where your feet don’t sink, and usually, that section isn’t there at the time you are walking...Otherwise, it’s just a grueling trudge, and grueling trudges suck ass...And long grueling trudges suck even more ass...Anytime you hear or read that someone likes to take a long walk on the beach, translate that into “I’ve never actually taken a long walk on the beach, because if I had in fact taken a long walk on the beach, I would never say that I like it, because it would be the equivalent of saying I like long, grueling trudges, and nobody likes long, grueling trudges, because, generally speaking, long grueling trudges suck ass...” ........That pretty much sums me up...

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:



Marian Wormer...Anyone that was in a foxhole in Korea with my old man...Brian May, Roger Taylor, Freddie Mercury, and/or John Deacon...The smartest of the hottest chicks in the world...Lili Von Shtupp...Roy Thomas Baker...The chick that Sonny Corleone was banging in the bathroom...Lacy Underalls...

My Blog

In My Room...

Oh, if you people missed it then you missed a gem, a masterpiece of the bizarro world, the zenith of the timeless phrase "what the fuck is going on?"I wish I had the vast and colorful vocabulary conta...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:30:00 GMT

The definition of irony...

The height...the pinnacle...the apex...the zenith of ironic... I move from Fort Lauderdale to mid-Ohio a little less than a year ago...One of the many advantages of moving to the midwest from the trop...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 05:47:00 GMT

I got chunks of guys like you in my stool...

As I was sitting on my couch enjoying another evening woshipping at the helm of my own personal God, television, a promo came on advertising the new Sex and the City movie, and an initial th...
Posted by on Thu, 15 May 2008 01:12:00 GMT

One billion Zanzibarians can’t be wrong...

I have been requested to share 10 things about me you people may not know, since the last time I did this it was so hysterically funny that some of you were sent to the hospital for pulled muscles and...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:49:00 GMT

I Love Little Baby Ducks...

Germany is actively working to ban Scientology from their country...They apparently feel that the religion itself is a threat...I'm not exactly sure why, but they feel that Scientology is undermining ...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 08:02:00 GMT

...a cold wind blows...

There's something extraordinarily poetic about the first snowfall of the season... I should know...This is my first snowfall of the last 34 years, and I can't stop looking out the window...Even after ...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 13:24:00 GMT

Do I have to come right flat out and tell you everything...

I was watching an old rerun of Curb Your Enthusiasm last night on the DVD...On this particular episode, a mechanic who worked at Aamco was at a party that Larry's wife was throwing...He told...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 08:45:00 GMT

We gotta get out while we’re young...

Last night I came across a Bruce Springsteen Storytellers episode on VH1 from 2005...   I like Bruce...Mainly his early stuff...I like the grit, the honesty, the uniquely American feel to his mus...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 06:47:00 GMT

That Random Facts Thing...

I have been requested to write ten weird or random facts about me...I debated as to whether I wanted to do this, but I decided that confession is good for something or other...so...here... I was born ...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 10:01:00 GMT

Free Four

I just turned 40 a few months ago...They say 40 is the new 20, and by "they," I mean Paul Rudd in The 40 Year Old Virgin...But the fact is, to me, 40 is, like, the new 63...I remember the days when on...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 11:26:00 GMT