Member Since: 12/15/2005
Band Members:
Hugo Madrid - Bass,
Minh Tran - Bass,
Ed Martinez- Guitar,
Dave Johnson - Drum kit,
Jeff Karnowski - Cajon Drum,
Seth Houdeshell - Conga Drums,
Jen Baur - Vocals and ass shaking,
DJ Kurv - Turntables and scratching,
Alon Bernstein (me)- Poorly played guitar and crappy singing/rapping,
Ozzie W - Dancehall reggae babble,
MC Overlord - frequent guest rapper who comes in and completely steals my show. The fact that he doesn't have a stretch Escalade with a Jacuzzi in it pisses me off. He is a complete bad ass.
Influences: Public Enemy, Abba, Vanilla Ice, Britney Spears, 50 Cent, Eric Clapton, Manudo, White lion, Bel Biv Divoe, Sex Pistols, Ashlee Simpson, Jessica Simpson's boobs, beer, pretty women, women who are pretty when we're drunk, and shots. Honestly, our music sucks too bad to have real influences, but if you REALLY want to know why we're in a band:
Sounds Like:
Sounds like?!?!? crap... I have no idea. We sound like monkeys clanging around on instruments. Just come to the damn show.
Type of Label: None