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Killer Queen

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About Me

My biggest fears: rubber bands, Cheetos, Pez dispensers, corn mazes, and ladybugs. The most important things in my life: my family and my friends - as selfish as I can be sometimes, I'd do anything for any one of them. My top five material things: stiletto boots, all things sparkly & shiny, my Prada shirts, my Versace pants, and my music collection. I also may be the only person in the world who absolutely HATES garlic (I spend forever reading labels in the grocery store as not to buy anything containing garlic). Perhaps it's because I am actually a vampire...yes, perhaps I am.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Freddie Mercury, but he was taken away far too soon...

..Killer Queen

My Blog

I dunno why I tell you people these things...

I have another confession:  I love Evita.  I love the broadway musical, I love the movie, I love the soundtrack.  In fact, I have the soundtrack in my car at all times.  I put it i...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 20:14:00 GMT

I don't make this shit up...

Okay, so, I watch hanging out tonight watching television when I remembered that I hadn't eaten yet today, so I decided tuna on toast sounded good (although nothing has ever worked out for me with tun...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 18:12:00 GMT

I don't have a title for this, either...

So, I'm sitting at the computer and in the background, I can hear Spongebob Squarepants, which my girls are enjoying.  They just had a commercial for an online high school and kept talking about ...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 17:19:00 GMT

Stupidity comes in all shapes and forms...

Admittedly, I watch Deal or No Deal...but, only because it's on after The Office (my favourite show) and by 9PM, I'm so tired from working all day at the office and then working all night at home as a...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 18:56:00 GMT

Just a few quick words of advice...

Although it has cooled down a bit, I'm still going to bitch.  My air conditioning is broken in my home, and although outside it is a comfortable, breezy (yet humid) 79 degrees, my house is a hot,...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 16:30:00 GMT

If These Phrases Were People, I Would Embrace Their Genocide...

I know that all I do is write bitchy rants. I really am not a bitter, angry bitch most of the time...I'm a bitter, angry bitch ALL of the time... I need to tell you people a few things that really ge...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 10:14:00 GMT

Fun and Games

OK, I told you all about one of my favourite games, the "Inappropriate Touch" game.  I have a couple others that I enjoy possibly even more than that one... 1)  The "Restaurant Substitution"...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 05:30:00 GMT

Yawn...

OK, I'm too sleepy to post my usual witty, brilliant, genius rant, so I am once again resorting to posting an article from The Onion...and now if you'll excuse me, I am going to crawl under my desk fo...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 05:34:00 GMT

OK, this is it for me...

I'm leaving now to go and be lasered, which I don't think will be nearly as exciting as being HYP-MO-TIZED (it surely isn't as fun to say).  Thank you, Swillies for putting the idea in my mind th...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 05:46:00 GMT

Oh, ye of little faith...

I returned a couple hours ago from Ft. Lauderdale.  I arrived Wednesday night, enjoyed a fabulous trip from the airport to the resort, where I met my Mom, who was there for a conference.  Th...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 22:41:00 GMT