Your Mom

I'm so fat, there's smaller fat women in orbit around me.I'm so stupid, I got fired from a blow job.I'm so poor, I go to KFC to lick other peoples' fingers.I'm so old, my first job was Cain and Abel's babysitter.I've got a wooden leg with a birdhouse in it, and a glass eye with a fish inside.My mouth is so big, I talk in surround sound.My teeth are so yellow, I spit butter.I've got wooden tits, and I nurse beavers.