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Saucy Yoda

The show with MC CHRIS FUCKING ROCKED!! thanks MC!

About Me


*SAUCYYODA*Take hip-hop, punk rock, rock, some oldies and eighties, put them in a blender, push the button and smash. Once it's thoroughly blended, splash an ass load of attitude, throw in a female mr. potato head and pour it over a bed of sick slapstick and obscure sarcasm and voila!!!!SAUCYYODA. This delicious sauce may be consumed upside down while bracing yourself on a metal container of lush, slurped threw a plastic tube attached to a colorful spaceship, and shot with a shotgun of banging aluminum. Or you could just drink it while your smoking a blunt on the john with a porno in your lap. Anyway you go about the sauce, just remember...it's dangerous. So beware, be bare, and don't be square. Try saucyyoda, and you'll need therapy. YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TO PURCHASE SAUCY YODA'S "RETURN OF THE DOUCHE" copy and paste the address below in your browser OR COME TO A SHOW!!!!!http://cdbaby.com/found?allsearch=saucyyoda&sub mit=and 2013 (store off burnside and 30th in portland, OR)SAUCY YODA T-SHIRTS $12

SHAQWEETA'S BLOWIN HER BRAINS OUT. PBR, BANANAS, RUBBER DUCKYS, HOT DOGS, MIX TAPES, AND CONDOMS! $12 EACH MAKE REQUEST IN COMMENTS YOU WANT ONE!!!! You can purchase at a show or through myspace. Just drop a comment to let us know who wants one.SAUCYYODA MUSIC VIDEOS"FUCK A DRIVE THRU"
Add to My Profile | More Videosh3"do not try this with a mask on holding a megaphone with a blow up doll driving your hot ride""WHY DID THE CHICKENHEAD CROSS THE ROAD?"

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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 1/6/2005
Band Website: doubledutchrecords.com
Band Members: SAUCY YODA WILL ALSO BE OPENING FOR MC CHRIS!!!! FOR TICKETS paste this link in your browserhttp://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?disp atch=loadSelectionData&eventId=297541&REFERRAL_ID=tm feed
Influences:
Record Label: put a label on my ass and it will bitch slap back
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

BOOKING FLORIDA TOUR FOR DEC 14TH TO JAN 4TH-NEED HOUSE AND BAR SHOWS

I will be doing a florida tour inbetween dec 14th and jan 4th. I'm planning on playing in gainesville, jacksonville, st. augustine, orlando, tampa, sarasota, panama city and wherever else theres a dem...
Posted by Saucy Yoda on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 05:37:00 PST

whos going to jail for indecent exposure and disturbing the peace? me or shaqweeta???? part2

So then i placed shaqweeta on her back next to the front door of plaid pantry with a saucy yoda cardboard sign behind her head and a cardboard breast reduction fund sign next to her head. I pranced ar...
Posted by Saucy Yoda on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 12:52:00 PST

who’s going to jail for indecent exposure and disturbing the peace? me or shaqweeta????

ok so guess what happend to me today........Started off the day on hawthorne road in portland, oregon with shaqweeta(girl banging head in sauce), my friend jen and my magic mic (just realized i forgot...
Posted by Saucy Yoda on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 10:28:00 PST

RUN FOR YOUR TWAT.....ITS ODOT!!!!!!!!!

Went on a camping trip with 2 of my favoritest spooning buddies ever! In fact, i gave a spoon to one of them, but it got pooped in so i might have to give one to someone else. ANYWAYS the day started ...
Posted by Saucy Yoda on Thu, 15 May 2008 11:39:00 PST

give us shows,hos,clothes,a new nose,afros,and camel toes!!!!

WE WANT SHOWS!!!!!!beaverton, vancouver, salem, eugene, seattle, and all other cities surrounding portland OR.we want shows!!!!we will perform in a laundry matt, outhouse, portapoty, closet, garage, b...
Posted by Saucy Yoda on Thu, 01 May 2008 06:32:00 PST

FUCK!!!!!!!!

fuck everything!fuck this! fuck myspace!fuck a hole in the wall!fuck your neighbor!fuck alcohol cause i can’t have it right now!fuck these naked bitches that wanna be my friend!fuck sobriety!fuc...
Posted by Saucy Yoda on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 02:03:00 PST

LUV

luv skateboardingluv photographyluv recordsluv dancing till i can't dance no moluv miss piggy even though shes fat and pinkluv puppets especially sock penis puppets luv megatwat-for being a sexy rabid...
Posted by Saucy Yoda on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 04:26:00 PST

Check out SAUCYYODAS review by LOOSEYLUCY

  http://www.looseylucy.com/news.htm   Saucyyoda   "Return of the Douche"   Definitely an original, Saucyyoda mixes hip-hop with a punk   rock attitude รก la G.G. Allin.&nbs...
Posted by Saucy Yoda on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 10:57:00 PST