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George Patton

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Got these paragraphs from wikiipedia, and I like them Patton's bloodthirsty speeches resulted in controversy when it was claimed one inspired the Biscari Massacre, in which American troops killed seventy-six prisoners of war, although Patton was cleared of any wrong-doing.Even worse was the "slapping incident" that nearly ended Patton's career in August 1943. While visiting hospitals and commending wounded soldiers, he slapped and verbally abused two privates who he thought were exhibiting cowardly behavior. The soldiers were suffering from "shell shock" (and today might be diagnosed with Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder), but had no visible wounds.Newsmen decided to keep the incident quiet but the doctors used their own chain of command to inform Eisenhower. Eisenhower thought of sending him home in disgrace, as many newspapers demanded. But after consulting with George Marshall, Eisenhower decided to keep Patton, but without a major command. Eisenhower ordered Patton to apologize to the individual soldiers and hospital staff who witnessed the incidents.Eisenhower used Patton's "furlough" as a trick to mislead the Germans as to where the next attack would be, since they assumed Patton would lead the attack and he was the general they feared the most. During the 10 months Patton was relieved of duty, his prolonged stay in Sicily was interpreted by the Germans to be indicative of an upcoming invasion of southern France. Later, a stay in Cairo was interpreted as heralding an invasion through the Balkans. German intelligence misinterpreted what happened and made faulty plans as a result.In the months before the June 1944 Normandy invasion, Patton gave public talks as commander of the fictional First U.S. Army Group (FUSAG), which was supposedly intending to invade France by way of Calais. This was part of a sophisticated Allied campaign of military disinformation, Operation Fortitude. The Germans misallocated their forces as a result, and were slow to respond to the actual landings at Normandy.i am the greatest goddam general that ever lived. I served a career serivce in the army with 36 years put in. I love to fight with tanks, unlike most generals of the time (except that chicken-shit bastard Rommel). i also have dislexia, making it hard as a Catholic preiest at a little leauge bsaball game for me to make this. Also I'm a die hard Democrat. (Patton, not me, I don't even fool with politics)During the Mexican Expedition of 1916, Patton was assigned to the 8th Cavalry Regiment[1] in Fort Bliss, Texas. He accompanied then-Brigadier General John J. Pershing as his aide during the Punitive Expedition in his pursuit of Pancho Villa after Villa's forces had crossed into New Mexico and raided the town of Columbus, looting and killing several Americans. During his service, Patton, accompanied by ten soldiers of the 6th Infantry Regiment, killed two Mexican leaders, including "General" Julio Cardenas, commander of Villa's personal bodyguard. For this action, as well as Patton's affinity for the Colt Peacemaker, Pershing titled Patton his "Bandito". Patton's success in this regard gained him a level of fame in the United States, and he was featured in newspapers across the nation
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this way I can't monitor your talks about me!
You scored as Officer. Officer, you're the brass. The leader of the bunch. You have leadership qualities, or you have a really big ego. Most likely both. You know how to get things done, and don't care who you have to kill to get them done. Your a man/woman with a mission and to stand in your way means pain. You have gumption and intelligence to back it up.Hold the line!!! AND SOMEONE GET ME A STARBUCKS!!!

Officer


100%

Combat Infantry


100%

Special Ops


75%

Support Gunner


69%

Engineer


50%

Artillery/Armor


25%

Medic


6%

Civilian


0%
Which soldier type are you?
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You scored as Fenix. you are loyal and dieing in battle is the greatest way to die

Fenix


100%

Raynor


90%

Artanis


75%

overmind


70%

Infested kerrigan


65%

Zeratul


45%
What Starcraft hero are you?
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You scored as Santino 'Sonny' Corleone, You are Sonny Corleone. You are little hot headed, but this usually works to your advantage. People know not to upset you. You are a ladies man and it shows. Try to curb your temper and you will go far.

Santino 'Sonny' Corleone


83%

Connie Corleone Rizzi


75%

Tom Hagen


75%

Fredo Corleone


67%

Michael Corleone


58%

Luca Brasi


50%

Don Vito Corleone


42%
What Godfather Character are you?
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My Interests

killing nazis, cussin, readin the bible every goddam day, and drinkin' the occoaisonal bottle of conyak

I'd like to meet:

rommel so i can personally blow that dumb bastard back to hellthis is the cleaned up version of my REAL speech

Music:

Van Halen jdas priet

Van Halen


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Live and un-freakin' belivable

Movies:

patton

Television:

whatever show they put me on
You scored as Eddie Van Halen, Fearless on the fretboards, you attack life like a bottle of Jack Daniels. Quite often, you find yourself pantless, wrestling with a policeman on the ground while signing autographs. You have life completely and squarely by the balls.

Eddie Van Halen


100%

Sammy Hagar


88%

Alex Van Halen


69%

Michael Anthony


69%

David Lee Roth


50%
Which Van Halen Are You?
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Books:

the bible, rommel's book on armored warfare

Heroes:

Me because i'm the greatest general ever to live on god's green earth and the ancient greek killing machines most well known for 300 hundred of them killing 3,000 persian soldiers, THE Spartans(regardless of their homosexuality)

My Blog

Why Patton was a Great man

Most rich families wouldn't know this first thing about war. The Patton family, on the other hand, was of military breed, fighting in every war after thge war of 1812. This is intriguing because from ...
Posted by George Patton on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 10:25:00 PST

GODAMNDED LLEGAL ALIENS!

I'm currently  living in the south and the problem is more serious than the damn yankyes seem to belive. There are only two places that don't have this problem, Louisana and Mississippi, but stra...
Posted by George Patton on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 10:28:00 PST

me making speeches

this is one of my favorite speeches i have ever given   Be Seated. Men, this stuff we hear about America wanting to stay out of the war, not wanting to fight, is a lot of bullshit. Americans love...
Posted by George Patton on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 08:11:00 PST