Harry Callahan

I'm uh - Inspector Harry Callahan (2211). I work investigating homicides for the San Francisco police department. Many just like to call me "Dirty Harry" because I get every dirty job that comes along. My boss has called me a walking combat zone, but with my accomplishments you will know why. --- I have been credited for taking down the cereal killer “Scorpio,” ridding the police force from rouge vigilantes within the system (including lt. Briggs himself), tracked a traumatized rape victim solving a murder case, and eradicated a group of terrorist Vietnam veterans who went on a blood-soaked extortion spree which happened to be within my jurisdiction. With most policemen being satisfied with the .38, I like to pack a .44 magnum – the most powerful hand gun in the world. Known for my shoot first ask questions later policy, I have been used as a public front for police brutality; but when I see an adult male chasing a female with the intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard – that’s my policy. I play by the rules until the rules don’t work anymore, then I play by my own. One man, one gun… Bank robbers, terrorists, psychopaths, all in a days work for me. --- Now was there six sentences in that paragraph, or only five? Well in describing all this excitement, I kinda lost track myself. But being that you’re my friend on myspace, you gotta ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky? Well do ya… PUNK!