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Ken

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

About Me

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(Above) "Vader Sessions". One of the funniest videos you will ever see. (Below) Borat getting dating tips from "Da Ali G Show"Hello everybody. Thanks for taking the time out of your busy myspace schedule to stop by my page. For starters, I am 33 years old, or "twenty-thirteen" considering I still live and act like a 20 year old. I have spent the last nine (might as well be ten) years in college, managed to somehow receive a bachelors degree from The Ohio State University along the way. However, since that degree got me absolutely nowhere, I am still trying to find my true calling in life. I used to have big dreams of being famous in some sort aspect of the entertainment world, but it seems as I get older, reality starts to set in and it looks like I am going to have to settle for being some average Joe. In the meantime, my focus right now is to find a career in the health field, primarily in nursing or some other up and coming career opportunity that is available.

My Interests

Music, Movies, Ohio State Football and Basketball, Drinking, Gambling, Eating, Sleeping, Pooping, Being in school the rest of my life.
Get more at MyspaceTackle.com Funniest commercial ever. Christopher Walken making a reservation. Eddie Izzard on the Death Star canteen.

I'd like to meet:

Ohio Stae fans, entertainers, musicians, actors, comedians, celebrities, artists, doctors, nurses, or anyone .
Eddie Izzard comparing American and British films.

Music:


Industrial, Alternative, Techno/Dance, Classic Rock, Classic Soul, Heavy Metal, Disco, New Wave/Retro, Supersounds of the 70's, 80's music that I used to hate when I grew up on it, but sounds a lot better than whats out there today. Good Nine Inch Nails remix. Laurent Garnier "Flashback" funny video.

Movies:

Star Wars Trilogy, Porky's Trilogy, dark comedies, indie films, action movies with good car chases, action movies with violent and bloody shootouts, zombie flicks, movies with unhappy endings. Al Pacino checks his bank balance.

Television:

"Its not TV, its HBO." MTV (back when they only showed videos). Rescue Me, The Office, ESPN, VH1 Classic. Funny scene from Rescue Me.

Books:

Maxim, Rolling Stone, Sports Illustrated, Christian Monthly, Hustler. Bud Light Real Men of Genius.

Heroes:

Eddie Izzard on languages.