Drunk Mel Gibson

Oy crikey, I was pulled ovah' by some blue heelahs ay! They was telling me that I was pissed as the family fart going twenty to the dozen on the Pacific Coast Highway! I got out of my donk and they telling me, me handling was like a dog on lino. Truth be told I did have a couple drinks of ambah, but they needn't worry! Before you know it they were going to take me down to the station for a backroom waltz! Thats when I knew that the damn sheenies were behind it! The whole thing was making me real shirty, told 'em kikes to shove off if they knew what was good for 'em.