♥ kate

ITS GREAT TO BE A BLONDE.
with low expectations, its very easy to surprise people.

hi.

try not to get all bent out of shape
over my profile & pictures
.. this is myspace, people.
love me or hate me ... i dont really care.
but i would prefer to be hated for being something i am
rather than loved for being something im not.
that being said, i should forwarn you that i am unequivicolly awesome

... and i do not wrap my self-worth around anyone else's approval of me.
got something negative to say about me?
wonderful!
now go track down someone who cares.
i firmly believe that everyone should abide by the following rule:
don't like? don't look. don't know? don't judge.
i am happy to say that my life is finally without drama.
I NOW FULLY INTEND TO KEEP IT THAT WAY.
.. it took me far too long to realize that
i had to take out all of the trash. for good.
bring the drama back in, and heads will roll.
i still have no clue whatsoever why i am on myspace.
... i broke under pressure & hopped on the bandwagon.
know me in real life? fabulous.
... forget this page and visit me *HERE* instead.
i have a lot to say ... all of the time.
& i go on and on and on
[because i like to believe that people care about what i have to say]
... so consider yourself warned.
if you actually read all i have to type, you should really get yourself a hobby. :)
i find infantile 'jokes' like -
"idaho? no. you's da ho."
- absolutely hilarious.
i am twentysomething.
& i am younger than i look and older than i feel ...
or older than i look and younger than i feel.

i am currently located in the bowels of the midwest.
... where i reside consists of two seasons: 'winter' & 'construction'
i am a devout christian catholic .
... clearly, i am not exactly 'holier than thou'
nor am i a 'bible-banger.'
i am firm in my personal beliefs
... but will never judge others based upon their beliefs [or lack thereof]
for i do not care to be judged based upon mine.
i do, however, believe that everyone will meet their Maker.
i am also a youth group advisor
... i greatly enjoy doing this since i adore children
... and i adore children who bring me cookies even more. :)

i am a hardcore conservative republican .
... and that's all that needs to be said about that.

i am an extremely proud mother.
we have been blessed with the most amazing,
intelligent, and perfect little bundle of love.
... my heart, soul, every ounce of my being,
and the very last breath I take is for my child.
pictures, pictures, & more pictures!
.. & yes, i lost the pregnancy weight
and got my figure back, you jackals. :)
i come from a very large family.
.. and they're absolute lunatics amazing.
we're 'prep school kids.'
there's a decent chance that you'll misjudge us for that.
.. but that's cool.
i love my family & i am very blessed.
period.
i am happily involved with the most wonderful person
he has been in my life and heart for a long time.
he is the most caring, loving, supportive, respectful and respectable
person i have ever had the joy of having in my life.
our family and friends all want to know
when we're going to finally tie the knot .. but who knows what the future holds. ;)
... he puts a smile in my heart, a glisten in my eye, & a butterfly in my tummy.
"some people are settling down, some are settling,
& some people refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies."
i suppose you could say i am your typical emotional girl.
i have a strong appreciation for cheesy lovesongs such as:
"faithfully" ... "here & now" ... "endless love" ... "heaven" ... and "get naked"
(er, okay ... maybe that last one doesn't quite qualify).
i cry watching disney movies, i love holding babies, and i am a sentimental fool.
i would opt for a single peach rose over a dozen red ones any day.
i *heart* my pomeranian!
his name is templeton, and yes, i am one of those losers who dresses
her dog in juicy couture terry-shirts.
i am a college graduate.
i have a masters degree in business.
... but i regret that, so i did something about it.
i am back in school ... again.
i am a psychopharmacology with a passion for the human psyche.
know what that is? yeah ... me neither. :)
i now wear a white lab coat.
i tend to scare people when they realize that
i am substantially smarter than i look.

yes, i work. hard.
& my definition of my job is:
doing something i dislike to buy crap i dont even need.
i do not particularly care for corporate america,
... it is too cut-throat for me.
but, i am employed in human resources.
yes, that is upper management ... no, i am not a headhunter ...
and no, that is not fancy terminology for stripper.
... however, i am a former hooters girl.
i am also a part time cheerleading coach.
i enjoy doing that. it keeps me young.

december fourth was the happiest day of my life.
... feel free to ask me about it
- but know that i wont tell you.

clowns, centipedes, and that burger king guy scare the bejesus out of me.

i am a label whore ... and i like having big hair.
i go tanning, wear makeup, and dont like to get my fingernails dirty ...
i am tattooed and pierced, and at times, i dress provocatively.
i fully realize that some people like to judge what they don't know.
but one should never judge a book by it's cover.
i do things i know i shouldnt do, and why? because i want to.
i have made dated some mistakes in my life, and i acknowledge them,
have accepted the responsibility as any adult should,
and have dealt with them accordingly.
i am generally a happy person with strong morals, a good head on my shoulders,
goals, dreams, and great teeth ...
and haters just love to hate me for it.
i will be the first to admit that i have some trust issues.
... because, lets face it, many people are filth
& their behavior makes me want to core my kidneys out with a spoon.
however:
i have a big heart, and i give it away freely.
& if i can love you, my love will be unconditional.
i am:
smarter than i look. a ballerina with a fondness for pointe. a hidden intellectual. a self proclaimed shopoholic. a talented pianist [well, my mom used to say so]. a perfectionist. ... but i am also the laziest overachiever - ever. opinionated. frivilous. girly. affectionate. sarcastic. overly giggly. emotional, yet stable, dedicated. compassionate. empathetic. glitzy. complicated. a doormat. as stubborn as a mule. as non-judgemental as they come.

i am not:
naive. promiscuous. vain. superficial. a flake. coldhearted. fake. a piece
of meat. closedminded. high maintenance. unfaithful. conceited. shallow.
looking for 'love' on myspace. easy to figure out.
tolerant of unneccessary drama.
i believe:
- that everything happens for a reason .
- that what goes will always come around .
- that reality should be handed out in carefully measured doses .
- that you have to know who you are and what you are about before you can expect someone else to .
- that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel .
- that in the end, you will probably be more ashamed not of the things that you've done, but rather, of the things you left undone .
- that not only is life a bitch, but it had puppies .
- that no one is a virgin because life screws us all .
- that dirty dancing is the greatest movie of all time ... and if you disagree then you are wrong .
- that love is blind .
- that money can, in fact, buy happiness
... and i believe that whoever says it cannot simply isnt shopping in the right malls .
i have amazingly fabulous friends.
but, you know what they say:
"fabulous people flock together."
[what? they dont say that? oh ... okay. nevermind.]

i truly enjoy having a diverse group of friends.
i dont put a whole lot of emphasis on
age, race, gender, religion, etc.
i love seeing how people differ from one another,
and i am fascinated with what each individual can bring into my life.
God has truly blessed me with some amazing friends.
... and as long as they continue to kiss my ass
& treat me like the goddess that i am, all will be good. just kidding.

i positively adore people with:
bright smiles, great humour, warm hearts,
altruistic intentions, and amiable souls.
... and unless proven otherwise,
i really like to believe that there is good in everyone,
despite how difficult it may be to see it.

however, i have a strong detestation for:
dead-beat parents. homewreckers. catty females.
unneccessary drama. cheaters. hypocrites. caveman syndrome.
snap judgements. two-faced people. the gilmore girls.

[okay ... back to me!]

i laugh too loud, love too much, sleep too little,
& quite honestly, eat waaay too much junk food.

i have a good life ...
... & sometimes, i even know it.

oh yeah ... and i think depeche mode is pretty cool.
... because anyone who can write the song
'enjoy the silence' has got to be cool.

words to live by:
life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets.
so love the people who treat you right.
forget about the ones who dont,
& believe that everything happens for a reason.
if you get a chance, take it.
if it changes your life, let it.
nobody ever said that it would be easy,
they just promised that it would be worth it.
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dear kate,
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