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Fat Hamster

My advice is to not let the boys in.

About Me

Short, fat, furry, and deeply troubled. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Sleeping, eating, then sleeping some more.

I'd like to meet:

JFK; MLK; Cassius Clay; Marvin Gaye; Tina Fey; Howie Day; Howie Long; Huey Long; Huey Lewis; Jerry Lewis; Jerry Brown; Jackie Brown; Jackie Robinson; Smokey Robinson; Mrs. Robinson; Mrs. O'Leary; Timothy Leary; Timothy Hutton; Lauren Hutton; Loren Greene; Al Green; Al Capone; Ethan Coen; Brain Jones; Brian Wilson; Brian Eno; Sonny Bono; Yoko Ono; Quasimoto; Mr. Moto; Mr. Rogers; Roy Rogers; Ginger Rogers; Ginger Baker; Eric Clapton; Eric Burden; Richard Burton; Jane Curtin; Jane Fonda; Peter Fonda; Bridgette Fonda; Bridgette Wilson; Owen Wilson; Luke Wilson; Luke Skywalker; Alice Walker; Alice Cooper; Alice In Chains; Jack La Lanne; Lois Lane; Penny Lane; Kurt Cobain: Michael Caine; Michael Douglas; Michael Keaton; Buster Keaton; Alex P. Keaton; Diane Keaton; Diane Arbus; Diane Sawyer; Tom Sawyer; Tom Hanks; Tom Arnold; Tommy Lasorda; Tommy Bahama; Tommy Lee; Sara Lee; Kathy Lee; Kathy Bates; Norman Bates; Norman Mailer; James Taylor; James Dean; Avril Lavigne; Charlie Sheen; Charlie Rose; Charlie Chan; Charlie Chaplin; Gabe Kaplan; Andy Kaufman; Andy Warhol; Andy Dick; Brad Pitt; Jiminy Glick; Grace Slick; Grace Kelly; Grace Jones; Norah Jones; Indiana Jones; Rickie Lee Jones; Tommy Lee Jones; Jenny Jones; Jenny McCarthy; Paul McCartney; Paul Simon; Paul Newman; Randy Newman; Randy Travis; Randy Quaid; Dennis Quaid; Dennis Hopper; Dennis Wilson; Woodrow Wilson; Carney Wilson; Jackie Wilson; Jackie Gleason; Jackie O; Sandra Oh;Ernie K Doe; Rob Lowe; Rob Thomas; Rob Reiner; Carl Reiner; Carl Sagan; Carl Perkins; Karl Marx; Rosa Parks; Groucho Marx; Scooter Libby; and Fall Out Boy.

Music:

The Beatles; The Monkees; The Turtles; The Crickets ; The Byrds; The Animals; Counting Crows; Sheryl Crow; Adam Ant; The Spiders From Mars with Ziggy Stardust; White Snake; Eddie Rabbit

Movies:

Groundhog Day; Cocoon (yum!); Superfly; Mouse Hunt; Resoviour Dogs; A Fish Called Wanda; Pinocchio (Jiminy Cricket is unbelievable!); A Bug's Life; The Silence of the Lambs; Wag the Dog; Dog-ma; Pink Flamingos; Snake Eyes; Animal House; and, of course, Scarface

Television:

Leave It To Beaver; Mr. Ed; Wild Kingdom; Animal Planet

Heroes:



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