I run a club called stranger than paradise which is my little playground where i can get away with murder, blackmail and bad behavior under the umbrella that is showbiz. I like oily things.monkeys.I like squirting oil into keholes and greasing up tires , i like pouring hot oil on bodies and jumping around,. im a masseuse.. its the best way top see lots of people naked without being condemned for it. I like old vintage machinery where you can take all the parts away and put them back together,not necessaqrily in the same order tho. if you break something these days you buy a new one... this is the biggest thing in the entire world that really BUGS me!!! Argh i get so cross when the times i try to get something repaired and the stupid buggars on the phone in india say "well it's three years old, time to get a new one" my poor little nephew who just turned three.. what is he thinking, when they say such things! I like gypsys, carnival rides, safety pins, long lashes, brown paper, sombreros, bubble wrap, fish. all kinds.
if you are a magician,a mortician, a puppeteer, a writer, a do gooder, an animater, a ukelele player, a theatre directer or technician of any kind who is happy to lend me expensive equipment, spotlights projectors etc.. or if you are any one who owns a car, who hasnt been arrested for drunk driving more than 5 times who loves reptiles, especially bunnies who can do summersaults without falling down, who has a mentality like an acrobat,the sensebility of a kabuki or butoh dancer, the dexterity of a clock maker, an explorer, an inventer, or something similar with good intentions, good manners, and a good haircut please feel free to contact me. if you feel your life is empty due to your own lazyness and lack of imagination please dont bug me. if you are hugely famous or hugely rich you can still contact me if you need a date for special functions or if you want to give me money. .
Oh god.. this is where it gets ugly.. at the moment im listening mostly to the warsaw village band, a hawk and a hacksaw, hells kitchen, petit vodo, gunnar madsen , buy his childrens books! They bare out of print , you can buy directly from him. tom waits always and forever will be the only man i will ever listen to everyday till i die ,vinicio capossela, vladimer visotsky why did you have to die? Damn you.., mabel mercer,mauro refosco,everything he touches turns to gold. lounge lizards make a new album! dont make me come over there., david byrne, dead brothers, petit vodo, marseilles figs, sad lucy and his crew, paulo conte, elderly female accordianists,the girls in belleville rendevous, Fran landesman, an auspicious encounter, accordion tribe, robert crumb and his cheap suit serenadors, gypsy folk and blues, deep south hillbilly, balensque quartet, arthur h, and his mum bridgette jane and serge who left me alone when i was living in Paris the bastard...
my top 11 directors (The famous ones) Ingmar bergman Yasijuro Ozu Andrai Tarkovsky Federico Fellini Francois Trufautt Billy Wilder Luis Bunuel Werner Herzog Alfred Hitchcock Stanley Kubrick Victor Flemming
OUR NEXT GIG!!! fibber mcgee and molly, the howdy doody show, dr. katz, the beverly hillbillys, trisha, the family guy .. .. width="425" height="350" ..
i read every single existential nightmare and beat book that you could get hold of between the ages of 15 and 20, now i like to read comic books. One of my favorite books ever read was memoirs of a shy pornographer by kenneth patchen, also the journals of salvador dali were a good read, i like poems because they are short but they stay with you a long time, anything by maurice sendak is well worth a visit.
all my heros are those that fall on their face, forget to zip there fly can maintain a bank account and write poetry at the same time.