The Mexican Spitfire Blanche Dubois

MISSTER BLANCHE DUBOIS, MALE(?) BURLESQUE CABARET STRIPPER AND EGO CENTRIC: I have Just the right show for you, just ask!!! ____________________________________________________________ __________ BLANCHE'S ACTS:Piano Accompaniment: “The Pearl of Warwick” ____________________________________________________________ __________ Comic Lioness strip Tease: (with live piano Accompaniment ) ____________________________________________________________ __________ Blanche takes to the extreme her feline French pronunciation to give a very special rendition of La Vie en Rose (Edith Piaf):..................Blanche slinks onto the stage, in a Lioness Suit, with dress over the top, and starts singing La Vie en Rose with feline panache. Whilst singing, Blanche strips from the dress, eventually removing the lioness suit also. This reveals glamorous corset and a sexy Blanche, who then sings Big Spender (Shirley Bassey) and performs a sexy dance with strip tease to nipple and bum tassel twirling, interacting with the crowd.______________________________________________________ ________________Magic balls: (with live piano accompaniment, or backing track) ____________________________________________________________ __________ Blanche’s twist about fortune telling and Habanera, from the Opera “Carmen” (Bizet)Blanche arrives on stage in a gypsy dress. In a short comic monologue she explains that she was driven to cut off her “balls” and realised one day that she could read people’s romantic future with them. She produces aforementioned “balls” in a jar, and then proceeds to read some of the audiences’ future, only to reveal that the “magic balls” can only predict sexual encounters and sexually transmitted diseases, and not future romances....This prompts Blanche to reveal the absolute truth about love by singing an English version of Habanera while dancing and stripping to nipple, cock and bum tasselsFor footage Comic monologue: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvHX7trOi1I Habanera striptease: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H26RUoCL5ec ____________________________________________________________ __________Cabaret Frida Kahlo: (with live piano accompaniment) ____________________________________________________________ __________ Blanche’s homage to Frida Kahlo and Latin spirit:Blanche arrives on stage dressed as Frida, and sings in her best falsetto a Latin style heart felt rendition of the Mexican song “Besame Mucho” (Consuelo Velazquez), while doing a very slow dance using her Mexican Folk dress and stripping her top to reveal a sexy sequin top.Blanche then introduces Nina (Noel Coward), a song about a Latin lady who resolutely refused to dance. She then strips her skirt in the musical introduction of the song, to reveal a full rumba dancer outfit and starts the song switching from her normal tenor voice to her falsetto voice according to the lyrics in the song and finishing to a brief dance and strip tease revealing nipple tassels and tassel twirling ____________________________________________________________ __________i am what I am: (with backing track and Piano accompaniment) ____________________________________________________________ __________ Comic act about a soldier who’s real vocation is to be a drag queenBlanche comes on stage to music (Main theme from motion picture “Terminator”), looking very masculine in a camouflage soldier costume, enacting a war field through mime and eventually leading to the beginning of a “Chippendale” routine which then gets interrupted by Blanche who accepts that she never wanted to be a soldier, nor a male stripper, but all what she wanted to be was a drag queen!She then starts singing I am what I am (La Cage aux Folles) stripping from her soldier outfit and revealing a bright pink drag queen dress and putting on a pink wig to finally strip from this dress to remain only in pink stocking with shiny underpants and big heart nipple tassels!____________________________________________________ __________________ Widow: (With backing track) ____________________________________________________________ __________ Neo-burlesque visual piece inspired by corporeal mime and butohBlanche comes on stage to music (Chopin’s funeral march) in a black dress with sequin sleeves and hat. She performs a slow mime walk whilst miming a big laughter, eventually she comes to front stage where, she stops to clean her face with a handkerchief with the word “widow” written on it, she throws the handkerchief and music changes to Lacrimosa (Preisner), at this time Blanche produces the ashes of her lover and let them drop to the floor, then she violently throws a carnation to the ashes, and starts laughing, while very sensually starts to perform a strip tease in front of the ashes, revealing a sexy golden sequin outfit and eventually revealing nipple tassels and twirling, at this point she is invaded by laugher and rage which then transforms into real sadness and grief, so she has to stop the twirling as she breaks down into tears more and more until she collapses to the floor_______________________________________________________ _______________ Old Queen: (Backing track) ____________________________________________________________ __________ Neo-burlesque piece. Blanche portrays the last moments in the existence of a former superstar divaBlanche is on stage sitting, wearing a nineteen thirties negligee, she looks and moves like a very old woman, wearing bandages on her head. The music starts (Addio del passato from the opera Traviata) Blanche looks at herself in a hand mirror, she starts to day dream of how it was when she was young, so she puts some make up, takes off her slippers and puts on high heels, in reality she can barely walk, but in her imagination she is convinced that she looks just as she did when young. Tripping and shaking she manages to come to front stage where she salutes her crowd and proceeds to a slow jerky strip tease which reveals her whole body covered in white make up wearing nipple tassels and small pants. At the climax of the aria and strip tease she suffers a heart attack and slowly as if she was contemplating her whole life in the sky ,as she descends to the floor and dies. ____________________________________________________________ __________ You should create your own MySpace Layouts like me by using nUCLEArcENTURy .COM's MySpace Profile Editor !___________________________________________________________ ___________HEY ALL, BLANCHE'S GONE WILD AND NOW IS A VAILABLE FOR A WHOLE MUSIC CABARET BURLESQUE REVUE WITH HER/HIS PIANO ACCOMPANIST THE PEARL OF WARWICK!.......... FROM EVITA TO CARMEN....... AND EDITH PIAF TO SHIRLEY BASSEY!....... ENJOY THIS UNIQUE REVUE WITH BLANCHE'S UNIQUE FALSETTO AND EXOTIC STRIP TEASE!......... FOR MORE INFO, CONTACT ME!