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Dickie Beau

i'm a bandit. i'm a rebel. i'm a man in the crowd.

About Me

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A dirty delinquent of a dreamy disposition, Dickie Beau was delivered bum-first through a biker's moustache one sweaty sticky summer in the time before body hair was banned, slightly premature, whimpering and blue.
Dancing before he could walk against a retro radiogram, he went on to discover his voice on a Vespa in a Milanese backstreet before Soho swallowed him and shat him out onto MySpace, still whole.
He is currently tunnelling a vision and is available for wet dreams the world over.
"nice packet" - QX magazine
Dickie Beau: another think coming

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...not the peas in the pod...
*on song*
"house on fire"
...same hymnsheet...
...beating a path brigade...
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...nor the stall-setting...
*cloth-cutting*
...making your bed lot...
ain't got no @ film noir

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...i'm after the chalk and cheese...
...town red...
...in for a penny...
...having your cake...
...your own trumpet...
*YOUR HAIR DOWN*
Dickie Beau: dragging it out (double speed)

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Member Since: 8/18/2006
Band Members: Dickie Beau
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My Blog

A can of worms

It's hard to know what's more depressing about the Heinz ad gay kiss fracas: the fact that people actually felt strongly enough to complain, or the fact that the ad was taken off the air by Heinz. We'...
Posted by Dickie Beau on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 09:48:00 PST

A can of worms

It's hard to know what's more depressing about the Heinz ad gay kiss fracas: the fact that people actually felt strongly enough to complain, or the fact that the ad was taken off the air by Heinz. We'...
Posted by Dickie Beau on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 09:47:00 PST

Smelly old cheeseball poses as gay-flavoured gobstopper

You’ve got to hand it to Madonna: she doesn’t even have to show up to stop the press. When a rumour was hatched by bitter smokers banished to the cold outside Heaven last Wednesday night t...
Posted by Dickie Beau on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 12:39:00 PST

Orange Celebrity Blog: A lot of (celeb) porkies

Orange Celebrity Blog: A lot of (celeb) porkieshttp://blogs.orange.co.uk/celebrity/2008/04/a-lot-... And the winner is ... ME! PS btw: in case you didn't know, I am now a regular contributor to Lon...
Posted by Dickie Beau on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:56:00 PST

I’ll be the fucking judge of that...

I know that there are some mean-spirited old farts out there who say the art of Burlesque is now so middle-of-the-road it is basically an excuse for any old flabby reader's wife, the kind who'd never ...
Posted by Dickie Beau on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 01:10:00 PST

Shocking

Well, what a shocking couple of weeks for celebrity news, darlings, what a shocking couple of weeks. It could only get more shocking if Jeremy Beadle were to come back from the grave on Saturday night...
Posted by Dickie Beau on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 03:45:00 PST

"YOU’RE A C*NT!" / not my words: a man in the crowd

If you've ever boarded an N8 towards Hainault at 3am in full drag you might be familiar with the dreaded sense that there's a man near you who seems suddenly possessed of the urge to defend himself ag...
Posted by Dickie Beau on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 02:41:00 PST

attention fellow face-eaters

i know that one or two of you like my cover of nina simone's "ain't got no  got life", and whilst another one or two of you think it's an act against humanity tantamount to shitting on the great dame...
Posted by Dickie Beau on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 06:36:00 PST

RATE ME or HATE ME: *YOOOOOU* DECIDE

RATE ME or HATE ME: *YOU* DECIDEDickie Beau: another think coming Add to My Profile | More Videosgo to www.o2undiscovered.co.uk click 'Rate it or Hate it?'search Dickie BeauRATE ME...
Posted by Dickie Beau on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 08:21:00 PST