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About Me

Britch: (n,vb,adj,pron.) British, Brash, Butch, Brutalish Bitch.Life is the performance, but it's the strength of Britch which creates the show, dividing bit parts (the audience) from the lead (Britch). Seeing is still not enough to warrant believing; but believe you must because it's there, so deal with it, deal with Britch; find a part of yourself in Britch, you won't be the first and you won't be the last. Britch drinks Laurent Perrier RosÃ© Champagne, is fuelled by jewels and collects paintings by Ukrainian artist Victor Romaniuk. Britch doesn't drive, Britch is driven. .. Can turn a billowing curtain into a drape in a single moment, devastating hysteria into value creation; a homeboy to a homo... Not a close friend of celebrities but they can't deny the connection: Evicted as a baby by Gracie Fields, schooled with Jamie Theakston, Natasha Kaplinsky, Catherine Tate, Transvision Vamp's Wendy James and The Office's Martin Freeman; dined and breakfasted with Julian Clary, hangs out of Eighties Matchbox B-line Disaster in Brighton and Warren Mitchell (our dear Alf Garnett) at the pied-Ã -terre in London; and oft sojourns to Tokyo.Dear, dear Britch, what do you think? "As I say myself: sometimes its hard being a saviour, no-one understands the demands." http://uk.heresmycardrecords.com/store/ AND CD SALES AVAILABLE ON EBAY: search under DearBritch and bid or buy! (Exclusive, signed, limited editions only)

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 11/5/2005
Band Website: spiritofgravity.com & available on EBAY
Band Members: BRITCHWhat an honour ... .. it was for Restlesslist to have me cameo in their MTV feature!
Influences: The Dirty Cakes
Have you really got time to be reading this? Anyway...Andy Huxley, Annie Lennox, Arjunan Rasanayagam, Boy George, Shirley Brown, Daisaku Ikeda, Elaine Stritch, Barb Jungr, Lulu, Marlena Shaw, Marlene Dietrich, Miwa Akihiro, Noel Coward, Igor Stravinsky, Pearl Bailey, Shirley Bassey, Stuart Flynn, Nana Mouskouri, Stephanie Mills, Tina Turner, Toyah Wilcox, Victor Romaniuk. - I'm not saying I still think any of them are right, but I did once ... and while you're still on-line, even if you're out've line, nay especially if you're out've line, check:
Sounds Like: Avengence / a revolution / a hot-ride circus (50p)
Record Label: http://uk.heresmycardrecords.com/store & EBAY
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

A broad abroad

Well, I'm still abroad. Currently in Bilbao, and about to go off to what they call 'the old town', so, well I won't exepct to see anything new there.The touring since BBC3's Singing With The Enemy has...
Posted by Dear Britch on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 07:59:00 PST

Jamaica, one step forward three kicked in

KARYL WALKER, Jamaican Observer staff reporterThursday, February 15, 2007These three men, who were branded as homosexuals, are rescued by the police after being locked inside the Monarch Pharmacy in S...
Posted by Dear Britch on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 03:12:00 PST

Reviews, spews and things to interest you

DEARBRITCH '1st lady of the ghetto' Trip hop cabaret. A fusion of the music of Andy Huxley (formerly 80's Matchbox) and cabaret diva vocals of Stuart Flynn.Spirit of Gravity, Marlborough Theatre, Brig...
Posted by Dear Britch on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 03:06:00 PST

Victor 1

Today my dear guru Mr Victor Romaniuk said "I like going to Bond Street just to see people still wear nice shoes."I was blissfully enlightened.
Posted by Dear Britch on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 07:20:00 PST

No Room At The Inn! UK Church Vrs Homos

BRITISH CHRISTIANS PROTEST GAY RIGHTSby: THOMAS WAGNER, The Associated PressLONDON -- Christian activists submitted a petition to Queen Elizabeth IIon Tuesday protesting a gay rights law that they con...
Posted by Dear Britch on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 09:51:00 PST

Gender Issues In My Bag

You Are 40% Boyish and 60% Girlish You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch. Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes. You reject traditional ge...
Posted by Dear Britch on Thu, 24 Nov 2005 06:45:00 PST

My Cock Tale, I find it's perkier with a frosted rim. Savour the flavour. Get it down you.

How to make a Dear BRITCH! Ingredients: 3 parts anger 5 parts humour 1 part leadership Method:Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of sadness Us...
Posted by Dear Britch on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 02:53:00 PST

International Relations

My inspiration is the need for balance redressing. You only need to look at websites like www.gaymiddleeast.com to see just a few examples of barbaric prejudice and homophobic intolerance. These viola...
Posted by Dear Britch on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 02:13:00 PST