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Tricity Vogue

Cheeky Jazz

About Me

Miss Tricity Vogue invites you into her world of vintage music and glamour. Join her and the Slinktet for cheeky jazz, made-up names and mischief.
Tricity is so unlucky in love that she was dumped by her entire Big Band: that’s twenty two men at the same time. But now she’s found a new band to play with. The Tricity Vogue Slinktet romp their way through swing, latin, and blues as they revisit old favourites, give unexpected songs a jazz twist, and introduce you to some tongue-in-cheek originals that Miss Vogue and her friend Honey Mink deny are inspired by their own romantic misadventures.
"Real sweetness with a surprising edge"
Clapham or Bust
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The world of Tricity Vogue
Larger-than-life jazz vamp Tricity Vogue is the creation of writer and singer Heather Tyrrell, who invented her alter ego after a number of bruising romantic encounters prompted her to start composing songs about her misadventures. Tricity burst onto the London scene in 2003 with a philosophical ditty about a one-night-stand, “Well I didn’t want you anyway”.
She didn’t yet have a band, or even an accompanist, but she didn’t let a little thing like that stop her, and sang a capella at performance poetry nights. Proving the truth of the philosophy “if you sing it, they will come,” sure enough within months she was performing with a full band behind her, thanks to the musical genius of pianist Miss Connie Vanderlay, who provided the voluptuous jazz chords to complement her words and melodies.
Every jazz diva needs a good gown, and Tricity acquired a suitably dazzling wardrobe thanks to the flamboyant genius of designer and dressmaker Stephane St Jaymes.
Tricity first met her partner in crime Miss Honey Mink while she was out on a date with an electrician from Coventry she picked up at a gig. Honey was singing in the restaurant, and by the end of the night, Tricity was up on stage with her, leaving her date sitting alone in the Hampstead eatery (it was a quiet night). The electrician was never seen again, but Tricity and Honey have been singing together ever since.
Trombone player Sir Fitzroy Callow was found lurking in the back row of Ronnie Scotts polishing his brass, while guitarist Earl Mysterio first materialised in a disreputable after-hours club with cocktail in hand. It wasn’t long before both of them had thoroughly seduced the Vogue ears. Impish drummer Bobby Fresh stepped in to the breech one night as deputy and wowed Miss Vogue so much with his rim-shots that he’s been behind the drums ever since. Rumour has it that Tricity talent-spotted bassist Trousers Mercedes on a yoga holiday in Crete, and guessed that anyone that good at bending must have other hidden talents.
Now the Tricity Vogue slinktet is a seven-piece band, with a mischievous repertoire of jazz, blues, swing and latin numbers, including several unexpected jazzifications of pop classics, plenty of vintage favourites, and a sprinkling of witty originals you might almost think were written 70 years ago, if it weren’t for the suspiciously contemporary lyrics.
What’s more, Miss Vogue has also taken to wandering the open mics of London, troubador-like, with her small pink ukelele - so keep your eyes open for a guerilla glamour appearance near you...


Find out more about the world of Tricity Vogue on her website – where you can also read her Pearls of wisdom, and consult her Agony page for advice on matters of the heart:
www.tricityvogue.com
And finally, read about the secret life of a jazz singer in Tricity’s blog:
www.tricityvogue.blogspot.com
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“In matters of the heart, a watched kettle never boils. However, this is strictly a metaphor: never admit you actually know how to boil a kettle.” Tricity Vogue
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Miss Vogue strenuously denies the rumours that she is named after a fridge. The fact that her friend once had a 1960s fridge with “Tricity Vogue” written on the front is sheer coincidence xxx

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 4/20/2006
Band Website: tricityvogue.com
Band Members:

Tricity Vogue and Honey Mink on vocals, ukelele & kazoo, Sir Fitzroy Callow on Trombone, Connie Vanderlay on Piano, Earl Mysterio on Guitar, Trousers Mercedes on Bass, Bobby Fresh on Drums.
Influences: Julie London is Tricity’s heroine - along with legendary sirens Doris Day, Astrud Gilberto, Peggy Lee, Dusty Springfield and Annie Lennox.Tricity also owes much to the many great musicians she numbers among her old flames. But of course she cant name names.

Sounds Like: A vintage jazz sound with its tongue firmly in its cheek. Think Peggy Lee after a few too many cocktails...

Type of Label: None

My Blog

Hot and Cold Running Dressing Rooms

I've decided there have been enough nipple tassels in my blog for now, so this entry I'm going to give you a dressing room audit instead. Ooh the excitement, I hear you cry. But seriously, this is a ...
Posted by Tricity Vogue on Tue, 27 May 2008 06:11:00 PST

The Case of the Missing Nipple Tassels

More tales from the dressing roomOne Burlesque'n'Blues night at Volupte, panic breaks out in the dressing room. Marianne Cheesecake has forgotten her nipple tassels. First she asks the other burlesq...
Posted by Tricity Vogue on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 05:03:00 PST

Playing with the Big Boys

Stories From The Volupte Dressing RoomEvery time I step inside the doors of Volupte it’s like walking into the plot of a movie. Usually one of those saucy 60s comedies with Brigitte Bardot or P...
Posted by Tricity Vogue on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 03:08:00 PST

Two Weddings and a Feather Fascinator

Two weddings in less than a week, and I've been shopping like a whirling dervish with a credit card, I can tell you.This Sunday, my beloved partner-in-crime, Miss Honey Mink, ties the knot in the Wald...
Posted by Tricity Vogue on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 04:04:00 PST

Nostalgia trip

I just celebrated my birthday (no, I'm not telling), and it sent me on a nostalgia trip about my very first singing gig, which was also on my birthday, many years ago. I was living in Sri Lanka, where...
Posted by Tricity Vogue on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 05:47:00 PST

Learning To Beg

I love everything about hosting open mic nights for singers at the Live Lounge and CellarDoor... except for one thing.The begging.The pianist and the host play for tips, so part of my job as the host ...
Posted by Tricity Vogue on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 11:49:00 PST

Have Ukelele, Will Travel

Walking around London with a ukelele case all of a sudden transforms your day into a whimsical adventure, whether or not that was your original intention. Try it yourself, and you'll see what I mean....
Posted by Tricity Vogue on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 01:10:00 PST

Creamcake Splatter Damage

Packing up my kit bag last night with my Jazz Costume, ready for my late spot at the Warped Variety Show, I spotted some grubby bits of cack stuck to my pink velvet shoes.What on earth was that nasty ...
Posted by Tricity Vogue on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 07:37:00 PST

The Love Axe

I've always known Beloved was fond of his gold fender strat, but I've never troubled myself with the question of which of us he would save if the house was burning down.Until last night.While walking ...
Posted by Tricity Vogue on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 12:03:00 PST

An International Burlesque Star Stole My Lipliner

The dressing room at Volupte is a hotbed of glamour and intrigue.Last Friday night was no exception, as a room-ful of semi-clad maidens jostled for position in front of the mirror and catalogued their...
Posted by Tricity Vogue on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 08:39:00 PST