I'm Hairy Mole the Pirate. I like nothing better than sailing my medium-sized ship in search of treasure and jam. I have a top notch crew of rag tag ragamuffins their names are: Mr Bogey, Pickle, Belch, Crevice, Pit and Guff. My crew are double hard and after a few tipples of rum and some pastries we're a match for any other pirate crew known to man or beast - this obviously excludes the Pirate Pensioners, Black Beard's Barnacle Gang and the Tripoli Headhunters - who are without question complete and utter pirate nutters. Anyway, whoever you are, have fun and happy pirating. P.S. If you've got an interest in antiques then check out Dr Dennison's Outrageous Antiquities store number 1 in the whole of the Precious Isles.
If you fancy reading about what me and the crew have been up to I've done three books and there's a fourth one on the way. Ask in your local bookshop for Hairy Mole The Pirate by my friend Chris Owen.
