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Why Did God Create...The Sawyer Family...

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MySpace Profile Help!THE RESURRECTIONWe thought they had all abandoned it; that old slaughterhouse, the windows boarded up, the chimney crumbling and the corrugated roof corroding. And that is what we had wished for so long, for those devils to just leave us alone, take their ghoulishness elsewhere. Things had gotten better, just like we knew they would. There was no longer that foreboding while walking in the woods, that those Sawyers were creeping around just past the beam of your flashlight, and sometimes laughing, leaving beer bottles in your path just to let you know they were still there, and sometimes hog bones, still fresh with gore from whatever they were cooking in that shack out there. We didn’t talk about it much, because we were putting that chapter behind us, but some of the braver folks said that one of them died, and they scattered out of grief for their fallen brother like a pack of wolves, or perhaps that all of them died, or maybe, finally, killed each other, as they were known to have outbursts of murderous anger for apparently no reason. Others still said that they remained out there, hiding and gathering their strength for something we didn’t even want to ponder. What more could they possibly do to us, with all the terror they had wrought already? And with that fear, our humble townspeople began to spot them again. First, a traveling sideshow, their savage, dog-like brother caged, eating the raw flesh of frolicking forest animals he could grab as they stumbled by his pen. Then, the sound of drums beating in the woods around the old slaughterhouse and Farmer Kyle Sawyer emptying buckets of gore into the incinerator, apron bloodied, smoldering cigar hanging from his stained, rotten teeth. The one they called the Judge seated in the shadows of the tavern, strumming a guitar, clad in enormous white cowboy hat and fringed buckskin suit, a necklace of what looked like ears hanging around his pale, hairless chest. The enigmatic, self-proclaimed, Count Sawyer strolling slowly through the cemetery, eyes blacked by charcoal under his dark top hat, wearing a shabby suit emblazoned with strings of small bones like those found in the hut of some Haitian voodoo priest, grinning with blacked-out teeth and nails. Lastly, the man called Master Seth Sawyer, passed out in the mud behind the liquor store, gripping a bottle to his chest in his slumber, a thin ribbon of vomit seeping out of his lips and a black and white picture of a woman from some forgotten era in stockings and stiletto heels crumpled in his fist. Soon, we saw smoke curling up from the smoker at the slaughterhouse, the birds stopped singing so much in the woods, and people began talking again about being pursued through the denser parts of the forest by unseen entities and slow-moving ghouls, and pistol shots, and the sound of axes chopping lumber echoing off the valley walls, and moaning, and preternatural chanting that swelled and fell in some ancient, forgotten tongue, and we knew they had returned. They had returned. The Sawyer Family .2

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Member Since: 5/25/2005
Band Website: cdbaby.com/cd/sawyerfamily2
Band Members:Master Seth Sawyer - Guitar and Vocals,Count Vlad Zacul Sawyer - Doublebass and Vocals,Judge Jarod Sawyer - Guitar and Vocals,Kyle Sawyer - Drums
Influences: All American and Mexican roots music.The Cramps, The Ramones, The Misfits, The Reverend Horton Heat, The Rolling Stones, Hank Williams, Johnny Cash, Howlin' Wolf, R.L. Burnside, Muddy Waters, Link Wray, Gene Vincent, Carl Perkins, Ennio Morricone, Guns n' Roses, Danzig, Screamin' Jay Hawkins and much much more.
Sounds Like: Erotic Mutilation, Sadistic Copulation, The Collsion Between Fear And Flesh
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Reviews of "Why Did God Create The Sawyer Family"

Greetings, ghouls and ghoulettes!  Master Seth Sawyer here!  Hope everyone's having a bloody good weekend!  Here are a couple reviews of "Why Did God Create The Sawyer Family" from some...
Posted by Sawyer Family on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 12:46:00 PST

Edison’s Nightmare...

Greetings, kiddees!  Master Seth Sawyer here with another update on the ever escalating Sawyer Family Infection!  Go to groupietunes.com and get your very own Sawyer Family ringtone!  I...
Posted by Sawyer Family on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 05:25:00 PST

New Ways To Pay Us!

Greetings, vermin! Master Seth Sawyer here. I know some of you have thought to yourself "Man, I really wish I could get a copy of "Why Did God Create The Sawyer Family" but I'm banned from all the r...
Posted by Sawyer Family on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 05:16:00 PST

NEW BOOKING AGENT FOR SAWYER FAMILY

As of now, our new booking agent will be Phillip Fitzcarraldo of West Coast Promotions!  For all scheduling, contact Phil first.  Also, for some reason, the Sawyer Family messaging is not wo...
Posted by Sawyer Family on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 07:13:00 PST

TENNESSEE THREE AT WOW HALL CANCELED

The Tennessee Three have decided to bump the local band off of the bill for the show that was previously posted on our profile.  We are no longer on this bill.
Posted by Sawyer Family on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 05:59:00 PST

When The Stars Are Right...

It seemed to go on forever.  The brutal, sickening assault of four disturbed souls brought fear to the world for years.  The forces of all that is good and pure tried as they might, but...
Posted by Sawyer Family on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 04:33:00 PST

When The Stars Are Right...

It seemed to go on forever.  The brutal, sickening assault of four disturbed souls brought fear to the world for years.  The forces of all that is good and pure tried as they might, but...
Posted by Sawyer Family on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 04:34:00 PST

When The Stars Are Right...

It seemed to go on forever.  The brutal, sickening assault of four disturbed souls brought fear to the world for years.  The forces of all that is good and pure tried as they might, but...
Posted by Sawyer Family on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 04:34:00 PST

Review of "Why Did God Create The Sawyer Family"

The title of the 3rd, and newest, release by the local rockabilly bad boys, THE SAWYER FAMILY, asks the question, "Why did God create?" The Sawyers claim to be "scary as hell" in repeated references t...
Posted by Sawyer Family on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 05:24:00 PST

The End Of An Era...

To our fans....We regret to inform you that after years of faithful service, The Almighty Dave Of The Dead Sawyer has chosen to move on to other things.  While there is some bitterness, we wish h...
Posted by Sawyer Family on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 05:34:00 PST