GIRLS!!!GIRLS!!!GIRLS!!!!! Razors and Blades!!! Cars and Guitars!!! Oldies!!! Psychobilly & Horrorpunk!!! Liquor and Cards!!! Gizmos & Dice!!! Blood and Gore!!! Cigarettes and Music!!! Pain and Business!!! Drawing & Auto Body!!! Fur and White!!! HALLOWEEN, DIA DE LOS MUERTOS and Cadillac Coupe DeVilles. Thinking of different ways to kill or be killed. It is just a weird hobby I do because no one is an innovative killer anymore. It is either bombs or guns. Booooorrrrring!
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fuck music.... here's a list of things i HATE: I Hate: hippies, dogs,prog-rock,snow,liver,head lice,the dentist,emo,the atkins diet,people with "shit breath",you,your mother,my mother, people who dance, militant vegatarians,Hamilton Ontario,Bugles,CHEETOHS, football,baseball ,free-form jazz,jellyfish,Phish,fillet-o-fish,cripples,the "Let's Make A Wish Foundation", hang-overs,Labatt Blue,stratocasters,hamsters,putting new tar on my driveway,Burton Cummings (these eyes)Hillary Duff,Sum 41,House of a Thousand corpses...it sucked!,ass hair,sunshine, peter brady,gin,weed,the great outdoors,shaving,pork-tits, backne (zits on your back)sackne(scrotal acne),crackne('nuff said)Victor Borge,clove cigarettes,Neil Pert,relish,crickets,bees,tasmainian devils,possums,Canadian literature, Royal Doulton figurines,Charlie Brown,ticks,plantars warts,my computer,Mary Brown's Chicken,The Ford Motor Co.,System of a Down and all of their fans,poor wait service,political correctness,rug burn,strep throat,gold schlager,fishing,hunting,cattle prods,HomeHadrware brand duct tape (shit),paying a cover,Lars Ulrich,Dead Heads,second hand smoke,olives,CANDY CORN!,botox, hippies again,screamo,bruce willis,skunks, kevin eubanks,Celine Dionne,Steven Hawking,people that don't love Motorhead,funnel cake,the homeless,seeing Orbax on fire,DOCTOR WHO,The Clash , nu metal, carrying the burden of being the greatest man human ever, your pocky fucking face,John and Jesse Davidson, dog owners, people that ride around on those 'cripple scooters' who are not even crippled, welfare moms, the unemployed, John Voight, cat piss, Carling's Black Lable, people that have a hare lip, retards, Cuba Gooding Jr., people that try to mooch free t-shirts and stuff from me, hang nails, Harry Potter, Pink Floyd, pork rinds, mandarin oranges,Dr.John,icelanders,teegan and sarah, public toilets, wet microphones, pan handlers, people that wont accept the reality that Sasquatch DOES exist, dogs, MTV Canada, the term 'piss flaps' I prefer 'meat curtains', poorly executed taxidermy, fat chicks, tribute bands, Nicklebackdefaulttheoryofadeadman,people who suck on guitar for years and years and yet still carry on (you wont EVER get it.. so QUIT), carp, leeches, long drives, moose, possums, raccoons, Paul Stanley, musicals, new country, shitty guitar tones, sitting down to take a shit and my cock and balls land in the water, Red River Cereal, over done steaks, bad wait service, people that talk super loud .. phones, stupid interveiwers asking stupid questions,Bruce COCKburn,people who claim the never hate(thanks superstitions) Robbie Williams, saffron, pringles, RC Cola, thrills, public toilets, Booking agents, tofu-dogs,FIDO, that new car smell, East Enders, Coronation Street, Formula One hotels, psychobilly, hot rods,flames,dice,traditional tattoos, betty page bangs, people who get their necks and hands tattooed BEFORE their arms are TOTALLY convered, people who come to a matadors show for sole purpose of being offended (stay the fuck home you prudish cunts) kids who's punk rock history goes back as far as Green Day...and thats it,schnitzel, german "cuisine", the back two seats of a Mercedes Sprinter,touring with your pregant girlfriend and not being able to find her a decent meal, green wine gums that taste like Mr. Clean, Saw III, SO Nice Vanillia soy milk drink, Sketchy people (Bob Carvell), Miracle Whip, french onion soup,snow,george bush,that sinking feeling you get when you think about how much in debt you are,back stabbers (bob carvell), chick bands, chick singers (most)Wolfmother, any dude singer with a high voice, drum circles,people that ask me continually why i wont play anywhere else in london but Call the Office,norwalk virus, the fact that i snore, shaving,the drive to winnipeg through northern ontario,cowards (guess who), The Guess Who, Kelowna British Columbia,the smell of hot garbage, having to clean the cat box,late load in and no sound check, dog barf (why is it always white?)i know ive said this already but, PSYCHOBILLY!! the bassoon, San Jose' California, turkey bacon, anything with aspertame or splenda in it, the word: poiniant, LLoyd Bridges, The Silver Hearts, the dentist, Alice in Chains, Mettalica, metal in general really, fuck you i dont like it. Anyone who thinks Sarah Silverman iS not the funniest woman on the planet, winter, bears, the word: spew, Magic the Gathering and all who did and do play it... I hate you. Dorf on golf, Magic Johnston...fuck off and die of AIDS already... ok? there i said it. Natalie Portman, spoonerisms, soap operas, diet anything, Richard Simmons' shorts, Pat Sajacks.... life. Douglas Adams, the fact that they never made a Goonies 2...nice going assholes AT THE BANK, the color and the word: Puce...i think thats how its spelled.. fuck you. Being used by your friends to get them somewhere... take take take... and then... turn their backs on you like you were never there in the first place...youre welcome btw... Dianne Keaton Goldie Hawn, Barbara Walters, Dr.Laura Sleshinggerer, Club Soda, Christmas... i have now learned that i hate it.. perhaps my mind will change next year but The Nobles Electronics Company... the french enlgish border in europe... and their need for proper docunments,work, jobs,body hair, getting your tattoo ideas stolen from you from your friends,record company people,drummers,anchovie paste, the thought of a kind of wine made from fermented fish, old people and their pissy smells, a rare condition i suffer from called 'girlfriends parents hate my guys paranoia', industrial music, James Taylors fucking face, sprained ankels, tetanus shots, maxi-pad commercials, Roger Lodge's long tunic like jackets,
-Dracula, Frankenstein, Mummy, Blob -Charlie Chaplin -Monty Python -Three Stooges -Marx Brothers
I haven't really sat and watched TV since 1997, so these are the cartoons I remember most. =DUCK TALES!!! =Felix The Cat =TOONSYLVANIA =Ghost Busters =Biker Mice From Mars =Loony Tunes =Ninja Turtles =Garfield & Friends =SWAT CATS
-Jekyll and Mr.Hyde-by Robert Lewis Stevenson - Alice's Adventures In Wonderland & Through The Looking Glass-by Lewis Carrol -Frankenstein-by Mary Shelley