Madame E profile picture

Madame E

tat2grandma

About Me

I grew up in the circus sideshows during the Great Depression. My father was Bilbo, The World's Strongest Albino Boy and mom was Alice the Alligator Girl. I headlined the show at the tender age of 3 -- promoted as the world's first baby born with tattoos. At 13, I took a bad acid trip and ran away from the circus to join Suburbia, where I fell in with a cult who's followers were required to recite the lyrics of Elvis songs. Over the course of several years, I conceived approximately 23 love children with various rock stars and tyrannical dictators from around the world. Many of those love children are actually members of MySpace (You know who you are!).

My Interests

Bellydancing, yoga, fire spinning, tattoos,Burlesque performing, phone sex / cyber-porn, one-handed push-ups, stalking.

I'd like to meet:

Theodore Kazinski, Che Guevarra, Mao Tse Tung, Ghandi, James Joyce, Bill Clinton, My next door neighbor.

Music:

Middle Eastern Music, Bob Dylan, Hank Williams SR, Robert Johnson, Sonny Boy Williamson, Tom Waits, blues and more blues, early punk,all my lovely friends who make music, Me . . .

Movies:

Harold and Maude (duh!), South Pacific, Fight Club, Apocalypse Now, Federico Felini, Alfred Hitchcock, Robert Altman and Martin Scorcese films, and of course -- Porn, Porn, Porn.

Saturday Night Fever Dance - John Travolta (1977)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsX4bCA0-Rc

Television:

National Geographic Channel (look for me on an upcoming Taboo), oh, whatever's on when I'm really bored.

Books:

The Hoover Vacuum Owner's Manual; So You Want to Be a Rock Star?; James Joyce's Ulysses,101 Uses for Velcro and Duct Tape, The Idiot's Guide to Playing Blues Harp; Porn.

Heroes:

Elvis, My next door neighbor; the man who started 7-11's; PT Barnum; my bulldogs Clementine and Spud.

My Blog

What is Erotc?

So, this latest adventure is so different from any of the others.  "What IS Erotic?" is not Burlesque, it's not not just performance art, it's all of the above / none of the above.  A Cabare...
Posted by Madame E on Sat, 17 May 2008 10:17:00 PST

Madame Es Upcoming Shows!

Clown Burlesque ExtravaganzaSunday, April 278PM418 Project418 Front Street, Santa CruzWhat is Erotic?Fri and Sat, May 16 & 17 and May 23 & 248PM418 Project418 Front Street, Santa CruzUptown Hu...
Posted by Madame E on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 09:45:00 PST

To All My Sexy Homicide Girls!! Tease-O-Rama

For all of Madame E's incredibly gorgeous, hot, sexy Burlesque Girls! San Francisco -- October 6 & 7 -- Tease-O-Rama Burleseque Workshops,performances, etc etcLet's make some plans soon!!! Teas...
Posted by Madame E on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 09:44:00 PST

from heat stroke to coastal fog

finally fucking home!  We headed up the road yesterday from LA -- me in my idiot fucking car with the busted air conditioning, and Rachel on her Triumph, thinking we were going to cruise up the h...
Posted by Madame E on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 08:09:00 PST

Laguna

Ah, My Higher Power exposed herself to me yesterday in the most incredible ways!  I so often tend to forget that I really am not the center of the Universe, no matter how hard I try to convince m...
Posted by Madame E on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 04:19:00 PST

carmel beach was smelly yesterday ewww!

Plumeria, Miss Nohea the Beautiful Princess, and I thought we'd meet up with everyone on the campout in Carmel Valley yesterday. Ooops! A day late, and everyone was gone. Too much poison oak on the ...
Posted by Madame E on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 08:21:00 PST

why was I working for the government? shoot me!

Ok, so those who know me in "real life" know that, for many years, my personal life and my professional life have been millions of light years apart.  Yeah, (big confession here) I worked for the...
Posted by Madame E on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 10:31:00 PST

more on the feast

holy shit!  There is nothing in the world like performing in front of an audience (whether it's playing music, dancing, whatever) but the rush I got from dancing in front of that crowd at the Fea...
Posted by Madame E on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 09:23:00 PST

feast of friggin' lanterns!

so we (Troupe Diva) are bellydancing this Saturday night on the pier at Lover's Point for the annual Feast of Lanterns Show.  We're working our ASSES of in rehearsals to get every move down just ...
Posted by Madame E on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 02:44:00 PST