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About Me

I am a smarty-pants and a self-proclaimed nerdy girl. I am also sassy, saucy, always silly, sexy, curvy, and out-spoken. Kind of like a naughty librarian. I talk to strangers and take-in stray animals. i bull-whip, drink makers, tapdance, make my friends laugh, frequent dive bars, eat dark chocolate, burn most meals i cook, laugh too loud, say "shut-up" too much, and drink way too much coffee.

I am a Burlesque Performer, Go-Go Dancer, PR Queen, Choreographer and Stage Manager. I am a known master of disguises with expertise using a bull-whip and two-bladed sai and the ability to charm with dance and comedy. I am one sassy broad, so be prepared to introduce yourself before sending me a friend request. I am known to bite.
According to the Oakland Tribune, Honey Lawless "looks something of a cabaret version of Marvel Comics character "Elektra". And my striptease was described as "the most elaborate, graceful and enticing of the dances accompanied by a cutesy bump-and-grind song".
If you want to know more or want to book me, then drop me a line... In fact, I won't add you as a friend if you don't drop me a line and that goes for all you bands too! And check out the incomparable Dottie Lux and I on the Radiostar Network Podcast http://www.radiostarnetwork.com/interviews.html
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Burlesque Performers, Comedians, Vaudeville Performers, Circus Performers, Dancers, Artists, Photographers, etc. I would like to meet others who live with integrity, march to their own beat and find a sense of humor in all that just doesn't make sense. People who value honesty both in themselves and others; who can speak their mind as well as with their heart.

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My Blog

White Rabbit at Hubba Hubba Revue: VIVA LA REVOLUCION!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUGZ2Asip5A Honey Lawless and Gigi d'Flower performing with the Riff Ditties Orchestra at Viva La Revolucion
Posted by on Sun, 19 Apr 2009 17:02:00 GMT

THOR 2008 Live in San Francisco

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rauFPyCG7aA Yes that's me Go-Go dancing with THOR!! Rock on!
Posted by on Sun, 08 Feb 2009 19:43:00 GMT

Honey Lawless - Burlesque - Tourettes Without Regrets 11/6/08

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJ9iQtr5NcE Miss Honey Lawless preaching to the crowd at Tourettes without Regrets
Posted by on Sun, 01 Feb 2009 21:54:00 GMT

And now for some redundancy...

I'm a blogger now.... check me out and subscribe if you likey!Enter your email address:Delivered by FeedBurner
Posted by on Sun, 03 Aug 2008 20:38:00 GMT

Mmmm coffee...

As I was hanging at my favorite local coffee spot, I was having this conversation with a fellow patron about tea. When he asked me if I drank tea, I responded that tea isn't my thing. I will drink tea...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 19:17:00 GMT

I swear i didn’t write this...

Thank you best of craigslist...Letter from a rare form of female(?)Reply to: Date: 2007-10-23, 3:07AM Dear Booty Call: We have an animal attraction. If I happen to want some good sex, I'll call you. S...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 13:02:00 GMT

Cluster Fucked

Why is it that whenever you need something fixed that you end up in this cluster fuck between two companies? It's like when you were a kid and something broke and suddenly everyone in the room is dec...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 13:37:00 GMT

Thoughts on a Monday morning...

It's the crack of dawn as the caffeine slowly makes it way through my veins.  Nicotine cravings remind me of the years I spent cigarette in one hand coffee in the other.  Thoughts of my monk...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 10:36:00 GMT

This Nice Jewish Girl Was Always Bad!

Don't miss my debut!   Nice Jewish Girls Gone Bad is Coming Back...   Thursday, July 26th @9pm Red Devil Lounge 1695 Polk St. San Francisco 415-921-1695 $12 ADV/$15 DOOR "Hilarious" THE BOS...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 15:45:00 GMT

My First Review in the Oakland Tribune!

Ladies' teasing pleases Oakland crowd Belles du Jour entertain audience in the spirit of former ladies of the tassel By Angela Woodall, STAFF WRITERInside Bay Area Article Last Updated: OAKLAND - SOME...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 11:03:00 GMT