Why can't I shit anymore?!?!?!?! |
Well, I'm assuming it has something to do with getting older...I want more than anything to have my regular poop schedule back! I'm drinking fucking fiber right now! Gawd!!!!! I was shitting so good...
Posted by on Sun, 03 May 2009 21:54:00 GMT |
Lumberjack Burlesque! |
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jan 2009 21:36:00 GMT |
Unemployed Again...Lovin’ this economy! |
Well, shit...here I am, unemployed again. Got laid off last Tuesday...definitely going through the 'what am I gonna do with my life' blues. Sent out some resumes today, but as everyone is well aware...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jan 2009 22:53:00 GMT |
First Friday Follies Hosted By The Belles Du Jour |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApbVj4cdAq4
Posted by on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:49:00 GMT |
Gellend Adler Loses Wet T-Shirt Contest Championship Title |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvIkPkGaepQ
So sorry I had to take that shit from you, Gelland! I am the reigning champ now, choir boy!!!
Posted by on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 21:34:00 GMT |
UK and Paris bound!!! |
It's been a dream of mine as long as I can remember to go to Europe! Finally- I get to go to the UK and Paris for a couple of weeks in July! Paris! Cheese! Chocolate! Wine! I may come back morbi...
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 10:29:00 GMT |
My Celebrity Look-alikes |
MyHeritage: Celebrity Collage - Genealogy software
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 23:46:00 GMT |
I miss my fucking boyfriend- Part 2! |
Yep, he's all the hell the way out in Brentwood at his folks' house recovering from minor surgery. I miss him. Hopefully he'll be back in a few days...I wanna sniff him. My koala bea...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 20:26:00 GMT |
I miss my fucking boyfriend! |
Okay, so I'm a lame-o! I really miss my man...Only 3 more days...I can't help it! He's RAD!!!!!
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 16:46:00 GMT |
Hot & Bothered |
Hmmm...drinkin' red wine and watching UFC...gets a gal all randy! Where's the cat? We're makin' out now! Damn you, UFC!!!!
Posted by on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 00:16:00 GMT |
