Kitten On The Keys

Meowalicious Treats await! NEW CD SALTY MEAT GIRL http://www.cdbaby.com/kittenotk3Sassy and classy.Goofy and gummy wormie. Cupcakey with marshmellow smiles blended with sick and twisted howler monkey shenanigans.Miss Kitten on the Keys started out as a Christmas Angel in the Church Pageant at 3 years old, got kicked out of tap and hula for being a spazz and wearing corrective shoes on the wrong feet, played in high school cover bands, recorded with the psychedelic girlie White Stains at SF State, became disalussioned and addled while playing with Sugar Baby Doll in 1985 w/ Courtney Love, Kat Bjelland, and Jennifer Finch.Demoland. PLayed in Senior Citizen's homes in vintage get ups and found her bippy boppy Tin Pan Alley sound trying to keep the old folks awake! She joined forces with San Francisco's Premiere Burlesque Troupe, The Cantankerous Lollies and SF's Famous Burlesque Orchestra in the late 1990's and started touring as Kitten On the Keys solo a wee bit later. Kitten on the Keys is the name of a 1922 RAGTIME Novelty song.She played with Devotchka on Burlesquefest Tour of Canada and the USA starring Catherine D'Lish. Her comedic timing won her awards from The SF Weekly and The New York Burlesque Festival and MORE! She won Best Costume at the Miss Exotic World Pageant 2005.( thanks Monique Motil and my Glue Gun!)She's been to France 4 times performing with the fabulous show, Cabaret New Burlesque! All this lil pony girl wants to do is sing, tinkle the ivories, stroke her uke, squeeze her accordion , make costumes and travel!She has 4 CD's under her belt. Her latest can be found on CD Baby and on her own website.She uses great artists for her promo-Joshua Ellingson is a fave! www.joshuaellingson.comShe is also a pro musical MC for large events like Burlesquefest, Teaseorama Hollywood and San Francisco, Miss Exotic World Legend's Night and Pageant , Little Minsky's, Madame Maraschino's , Teaseorama or Bust, Cabaret New Burlesque in France (Nantes, Lille, Paris) and much much MORE! www.cabaretnewburlesque.comShe is so proud to be in the beautiful French coffee table book "Striptease" by Remy Fuentes and the premiere issue of Shimmy Magazine.She has performed with hilarious novelty musician Dr Elmo of Grandma Got Ran Over By A Reindeer fame.....hey that song has been 1 in the X-mas charts over White Christmas for YEARS!Her current work includes a tragic biographical one woman show about her failed crack whore life called "Does This Piano Make My Ass Look Big?"Hear her playing on Vinsantos' new CD. myspace.com/vinsantos. Produced by Bauhaus legend Mr David J. She also played for David J live in SF and LA. She just provided backing vocals for excerpts from the show "Chicago" with Huey Lewis as Billy Flynn at Teatro Zinzanni in SF.Kitten on the Keys returns to France Summer 2007 http://www.myspace.com/newburlesque and the UK at Candy Box Burlesque Birmingham with Palookaville Orhcestra, Imelda May, Missy Malone, Leyla Rose, Miss Exotic World 2007 Immodisty Blaze and Dirty Martini to name a few!See her on a deck of cards....www.pokerburlesque.comCome play in her litterbox o'fun! www.kittymusic.com ..This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5