"A WOMAN THAT DOES NOT ALLOW UGLINESS, CANNOT BE CALLED A BEAUTY"
BIO:
At the tender age of 5 Miss Fountain gave up ballet for Godzilla (true!)...but she never gave up on showbiz...
Her dancing shoes resurfaced professionally with CanBootyCan, following a stint in France she was then whisked off to Spain to dance with the headline acts in front of 10,000 fans at Rocket Festival.
She returned to England in a whirl wind.
Love was in the air.
This was the beginning of a World wide romance with performance.
With her bags of versatility, charismatic comedy & love of cabaret, she has performed on many stages, in many guises, over the World, over the years.Diary to date:
Swam in a fishbowl, Teaching workshops incl Burlesque, Body Beautiful & Burlesquercise, modeled for & ran Torture Garden, Cut off limbs, Lived art, Fan danced on birthday cakes, was the birthday cake, presented Catherine De Lish at TeaseORama, given away 19,600 chocolate bars to the needy, Hostess & model for Dr Sketchy's Anti Art Class, removed her bra using a hankie, was Harry Potter!
MISS FOUNTAIN SHAKES UP SAN FRANCISCO!
THE TRADITIONAL...STRIP TEASE & FAN DANCE
EVERYONE'S FAVOURITE!!!
HARRY POTTER HUBBA HUBBA
THE UNCONVENTIONAL...
ACTS:
Following in the footsteps of Rita Hayworth, Miss Fountain was recently appointed the World famous Fish Bowl Girl of Bimbo's 365 Club, San Francisco. Victoriana magic creates this optical masterpiece that's thrilled audiences since the 30's.
DUSTY SPRINGCLEAN
Hostess, Comedic act.
Dusty SpringClean's Guide To Dirty Living - the dirtiest lil hostess around presents her take on keeping it clean... She'll dust you off then lube you up! A saucy comic act with dirty hoover attachments is your wonderful, welcoming, but not entirely wholesome hostess & compere ;)
Dusty SpringClean's Guide To Dirty Living - a night in like no other. Learn feather duster dances, tips on how to be the perfect Handy Ma'am, what it take to outdo Delia...all washed down with Mother's Essentials - Cava & Cake.
...then it gets real horrorshow with-
*GROTESQUE BURLESQUE
Add a lil claret to the proceedings...
As one of the original gore acts, this is still a favourite - a mixture of traditional strip tease with the all important shocking twist!
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TROUPES:
CAN CAN with CanBootyCan'The Uk's Most Notorious CanCan Troupe'
With 33" legs! I kick ass with class!
*STILT WALKING The Million Dollar Legs Co: 10ft Characters, anything you can imagine for promotions, clubs, atmospheric element or catwalks!
*Cigarette/Candy Tray Girl
Brrr it's cold on the smoking terrace - lucky these hot ladies are on hand. An assortment of goodies & mischief available.
*Emcee, Hostess & Atmospheric Walkabout & Characters.
*Model - see photos
*Stage Manager & Stage Hand at Komedia & Theatre Royal working with Paul Zennin, Harry Hill & numerous burlesque beauties.
THE BEDAZZLED:
*TeaseORama *Bestival *2Many DJs *Chas n Dave! *Richard Branson *Rob da Bank *Dreadzone *Stanton Warriors *Chris Moyles *hell, even the Scissor Sisters have had a peek at these panties!
