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Miss Hertz

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About Me

I'm a 33yr old tattooist from London.I also paint,make corsets and other clothing,fire breathe (and just learnt fire-eating too!),wear fantastic shoes,although not necessarily all at the same time! I like people who can make me laugh and who are who they say they are without pretence-I'm far too lazy for game-playing! I'm also in to the fetish scene and have been running a burlesque performance club night called Uberlounge,which is one of my passions
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Name: katja
Birthday: 20 May 1973
Birthplace: portsmouth
Current Location: brighton
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: scarlet
Height: 5' 7.5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right handed
Your Heritage: eh?
The Shoes You Wore Today: haven't been outside yet
Your Weakness: sex
Your Fears: crabs,spiders,bellybuttons
Your Perfect Pizza: black olives,mushrooms.garlic
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: full-time studio work
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hehehe
Thoughts First Waking Up: need a wee
Your Best Physical Feature: ummm...my mouth?
Your Bedtime: late
Your Most Missed Memory: if I've lost it how do I know what it is?
Pepsi or Coke: urgh,neither
MacDonalds or Burger King: against my religion
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: *see macdonalds/burger king
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: sometimes
Do you Sing: yes,quite badly
Do you Shower Daily: of course
Have you Been in Love: ditto
Do you want to go to College: I'm past all that
Do you want to get Married: unsure
Do you belive in yourself: If I don't,who will?
Do you get Motion Sickness: in the back of cars
Do you think you are Attractive: I guess
Are you a Health Freak: no!
Do you get along with your Parents: yes,they're great
Do you like Thunderstorms: oh yes
Do you play an Instrument: flute,bass guitar,musical saw
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yep
In the past month have you Smoked: noooo
In the past month have you been on Drugs: only herbal ones
In the past month have you gone on a Date: er,I've been out with my boyfriend-does that count?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: mmm yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: of course!
Ever been called a Tease: all the time
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: accidentally
How do you want to Die: quickly
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: ha ha!
What country would you most like to Visit: Cuba
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: shaved or quiff
Height: 5' 6 and above
Weight: whatever
Best Clothing Style: psychobilly if I had to choose,but not fussy
Number of Drugs I have taken: lost count
Number of CDs I own: ditto
Number of Piercings: 7
Number of Tattoos: 23
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a few,but then again.......
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My Interests

Tattooing,painting,making corsets,burlesque performance,my violet wand,chainsaws,angle grinders,fire breathing,whip-cracking,knife-throwing,fetish pervs!

I'd like to meet:

Other tattooists,burlesque performers,fetish pervs,psychobilly band members and anyone with a good sense of humour who doesn't take themselves too seriously

Music:

favourite band-The Cramps. I like loads of stuff really from Tom Waits through to psy-trance although I lean more towards psychobilly and 40's/50's lounge at the moment and I have a special place in my heart for the Tigerlillies!

Movies:

Angel Heart,Devils Rejects,Spirited Away,Jaws(for cheese value)and many more

Television:

favourite tv show at the moment has to be Green Wing,although My Name Is Earl is also very good.I don't watch tv all that much really-it sends me to sleep!

Books:

The Bone People by Kerri Hulme,anything by Chuck Palahniuk especially Lullaby and Invisible Monsters,anything by Jeff Noon especially Vurt

Heroes:

Ken Campbell,Jessica Rabbit,Mae West,Bettie Page,Tom Waits,Bruce Campbell

My Blog

I'm Baaaack!

Well,I survived the Bulldog Bash,despite the cold and extreme winds!All my equipment is covered in dust and needs a major clean.I worked my arse off-one day I tattooed for twelve hours solid without a...
Posted by Miss Hertz on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 01:42:00 PST

Hairy Bikers

Well,I'm off to the Bulldog Bash first thing in the morning to tattoo a load of hairy bikers-I'm excited and apprehensive all at the same time. Apparently the organisers are expecting 50,000 people th...
Posted by Miss Hertz on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 01:32:00 PST

eeek computer illiterate

Blimey! I've spent all bloody morning trying to post my flyer on here and finally I've worked out how to put it in a bulletin,so now I feel a little less like swearing at the computer for my failings....
Posted by Miss Hertz on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 06:29:00 PST

Uberlounge presents....Attack of the Killer B's!

Hey,I'm feeling very proud of myself at the moment as I've managed to use photoshop successfully for the first time and made my flyers and posters for my next Uberlounge night.I hope it works on here!...
Posted by Miss Hertz on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 05:32:00 PST