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Dan

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About Me

Hello I like things that other people find hard to accept, flip-flops, knee high waist bands, incoherant speech, burping, and making devil bunny signs. "I dont like labels on fruit"...And some pictures of Angle Grinding...Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

My Interests

Trainspotting, making models out of matchsticks.I particuarly enjoy lunching on sausages whilst balancing on stilts...and I am interested in consential voyerism...Check out the full profile here; http://danshelton1979.spaces.msn.com/

I'd like to meet:

(People who wash reguarly and have a high standard of personal hygeine) Father Christmas, Jesus, myself in the future, and girls...© I got My Skulls Here xXx

Music:

I am totally tone deaf...

Movies:

Wizard of Oz, The Trueman Show, Waterbabies, Eternal sunshine of the Spotless mind, Wolf Creek, Dark Crystal...

Television:

Only fools and horses, Jam, Finger Mouse, Bagpus, Magic Roundabout, The News...

Books:

The Faraway Tree, The phone book, Johnathan livingstone Seagull...

Heroes:

Cartman, Big Daddy, Dyno Rod, The Tax Man, and Margaret Thatcher...

My Blog

Fabulous Caberet!

Join us for a glorious Evening of Twisted Cabaret and Exquisite Entertainment with a delicious feast of Variety Performances from... LOS ALBERTOS (Everywhere!)Paul My Fingah (White Rhino)Chris Cresswe...
Posted by Dan on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 03:31:00 PST

Sponser me "The London Marathon 2007"

http://justgiving.com/danshelton Visit my online page and sponser me online...   Dan...
Posted by Dan on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 03:06:00 PST

WHY RUN A MARATHON

"I believe that if you can make a contribution to a cause that benefits the lives of other people you should" Two members of my family sadly passed away after battling with cancer. My N...
Posted by Dan on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 05:55:00 PST

STOP SMOKING!!! http://www.ash.org.uk/

Action on Smoking and Health  August  2005   "I have a real problem with smoking, not only does your breath smell foul and your clothes stink but your smoke makes those around ...
Posted by Dan on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 01:41:00 PST

www.macmillan.org.uk

www.macmillan.org.uk Watch this webcast to find out who they are; http://www.ems.servecast.com/pe_storage/sclive/Presentations /macmillan/Cancer%20Support/register.htm Lung cancer Despite claiming the...
Posted by Dan on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 01:40:00 PST

Is Morris Dancing an Acceptable form of flurtation?

I would like Morris Dancing to be considered as a great achievement in social ettiquette. It was invented as a way of expressing the awakening of "The Urge" its May its the beginning of spri...
Posted by Dan on Tue, 02 May 2006 04:02:00 PST