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Miss Carrie

I hope people realise that there is a brain underneath the hair and a heart underneath the boobs...

About Me

As you're here, I'm fairly certain you already know me in some way and therefore probably know all you need to. However...

I'm an occassional freelance Webweaver Extraordinaire with a penchant for all things glamorous and bright. My day job is as a Stage Assistant. I quite like it, but as I don't get to wear nice outfits (combats and big clunky boots, all in black? *shudders*) I don't feel it's worth discussing in any great detail.

However, in the past I've been a Glamorous Shoegirl for New Look, a Knicker Lifter for The Candy Box and Tease & Cakes , a wardrobe mistress for the popular BBC1 drama Doctors , a newspaper girl, a dog walker, a Fused Magazine contributor/helper outer and a Laundrette Assistant. Multi-talented? I think so!
I have a silly website ( glittercritter.com ) as well as a vaguely sensible one ( itsmisscarrie.com ). Rock and roll.

My Interests

I'm somewhat partial to the following: Musicals; shoes; hats; rock and roll; glamour; burlesque; vintage clothing; daydreaming; flowers; glittery things; popular culture; bad movies; good movies; Rita Hayworth, Audrey Hepburn, Gene Kelly and pretty much any other vintage movie star you can think of; dodgy pop music; webweaving; journo things; dyeing my hair to within an inch of its life; talking to my cats; gazing at all my beautiful shoes; taking pictures of trivial but fun things; filming at burlesque/cabaret shows; sweeties; making lists; putting things in alphabetical order (except this list); ice cream; meeting new folk who inspire me, cheer me, encourage me and generally seem to like me; making crap pressies for lovely friends; singing along to showtunes (alone, because I can't sing and don't want to inflict pain on those around me); going to the cinema on my own; watching too much telly; fixing everyone's spelling and grammar mistakes.

I'd like to meet:

I generally only associate with the fabulous and talented - so more of the same please. They may include (but are not exclusively) actors, dancers, designers, musicians, magicians, photographers, webweavers and girls who take off their clothes in the name of entertainment...
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Candy Box Burlesque Videos - Hosted At Veoh.com

Music:

Generally, I will pretty much dabble with anything and have fairly low standards. I like: camp nonsense (Geri/Spice Girls, Girls Aloud, Kylie, STEPS, Bonnie Tyler, Donna Summer, Jimmy Somerville, Marc Almond/Soft Cell, Britney/Christina, Erasure, showtunes); 50s and 60s (Buddy Holly, 60s girl groups, Dusty Springfield, Kinks, Mamas and the Papas); deeply uncool rock (ELO, Terrorvision, Bon Jovi, Def Leppard, Aerosmith, Foo Fighters); fabulous divas (Dolly Parton, Olivia Newton-John, Barbra Streisand, Judy Garland, Julie London, Rachel Sweet, kd lang, Natalie Imbruglia, Kirsty Macoll, Annie Lennox/Eurythmics, Aimee Mann, Jessica Harper); Fun girlie bands (Garbage, Pretenders, Blondie, B52s, Voice of the Beehive, Pipettes, Bangles) and other stuff that might be too cool for school (PJ Harvey, Coral, Goldfrapp, Rufus Wainwright, David Bowie, Cure).

And this might actually be my favourite song:

Movies:

This film brings great joy to my heart:

There's so many more too: Arsenic and Old Lace; Barbarella; Breakfast At Tiffany's; Cabaret; Citizen Kane; Connie & Carla; Cover Girl; Clue; Cry-Baby; Dark Crystal; The Daytrippers; Donnie Darko; Ghost World; Gigi; Gilda; Ginger Snaps; Hair; Hairspray; Hedwig and the Angry Inch; How To Marry A Millionaire; Mystery Men; How To Steal A Million; The Ice Storm; Jesus Christ Superstar; Little Shop of Horrors; A Matter of Life and Death; Meet Me In St Louis; Moulin Rouge!; Muriel's Wedding; 9 to 5; On The Town; Phantom of the Paradise; Philidelphia Story; Rear Window; Singin' In The Rain; Spice World:The Movie; Strictly Ballrooom; Sweet Charity; Tootsie; West Side Story; When Harry Met Sally; Wizard of Oz; Xanadu (obviously); You Were Never Lovelier; Young Frankenstein... I could go on and on and on. And I will, given half a chance.

Television:

Ashes to Ashes; Bewitched; Blackpool; Bob and Rose; The Book Group; Buffy; Carnivale; (BBC3) Casanova; Charlie Broker's Screen Wipe; Crystal Maze; Dancing On Ice; Dexter; Firefly; Flight of the Conchords; Harry Hill's TV Burp; HeadJam; The High Life; I'd Do Anything; Inside The Actor's Studio; Life On Mars; Mighty Boosh; Mitchell and Webb; Muppet Show; Peep Show; QI; Queer As Folk; Ren & Stimpy; Secret Cabaret; Sesame Street; She-Ra - Princess of Power; Six Feet Under; The Smoking Room; The Soup; Spaced; Strictly Come Dancing; Tales of the City; Teachers; This Life; TOTP2; Wonderfalls; Wonder Woman. Also, pretty much everything on the TCM, Film Four and Biography Channels and all those trashy "I Love.../100 Greatest..." etc shows.

Books:

The Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood; Wicked by Gregory Maguire; Whoever You Choose To Love by Colette Paul; The Magic Toyshop by Angela Carter - actually most of Angela Carter's dark, twisted fairy tales. Also adore Armistead Maupin's Tales of the City series. I read lots of old Hollywood biogs too, what with my vintage Hollywood obsessions.

Heroes:

Dolly Parton, Bette Midler, Jessica Harper, Jessica Rabbit, most super-heroines, Joel McHale of 'The Soup', Stephen Trask & John Cameron Mitchell, Gene Kelly, Judy Garland, milliners, shoe-makers, Kitten on the Keys and all my favourite burlesque ladies, my beautiful and fabulous friends.

My Blog

More videos of stuff...

I've been trotting around town with my wee camera again! For your consideration, I have lovely Daiquiri Dusk performing a fandance to Please Mr. Jailor, and the very lovely Missy Malone performing her...
Posted by Miss Carrie on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 05:02:00 PST

Candy Box videos...

... can be found here A couple more will probably appear within the next few days and if you use any of them, I'd appreciate a credit. Thanks! x...
Posted by Miss Carrie on Tue, 06 May 2008 03:49:00 PST

Club Tromolo stuff..

I have been a busy bee recently! Just back from a trip to Inverness where I witnessed the wonder that was the last show of Club Tromolo on their Tune Up Tour.  I took some photos - until I was to...
Posted by Miss Carrie on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 06:34:00 PST

NEW Kitten on the Keys video - hurrah!

I have just now remembered to finally put up the video I took of the FABULOUS Kitten on the Keys at the Glee Club last month. I'd like to say I've been super-busy and so haven't had a chance to si...
Posted by Miss Carrie on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 05:52:00 PST

Marianne Cheesecake (dot com)...

I have just officially completed my redesign of burlesque performer and model  Marianne Cheesecake’s website - so take a look at MarianneCheesecake.Com and make lots of &rsqu...
Posted by Miss Carrie on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 12:29:00 PST

Huh. Everything broke.

Well my beloved webhost - home to my sites since 2002 - seems to have gone wrong.  I don’t know what’s happened but not only are my sites not working, the host’s homepage has go...
Posted by Miss Carrie on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 07:54:00 PST

Tassels In Tinseltown Videos - and new-look website!

The latest Candy Box videos - Tassels In Tinseltown - are available for viewing NOW on the Candy Box Veoh channel . Enjoy them! Also, ItsMissCarrie.Com has had a bit of a makeover!  It'...
Posted by Miss Carrie on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 02:44:00 PST

An Affair To Dismember videos!

More Candy Box videos! This lot are from the 'An Affair To Dismember' Halloween show  - but they're all in the usual place: www.veoh.com/channels/thecandybox xx  ...
Posted by Miss Carrie on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 05:55:00 PST

YouTube thinks I’m a bad, bad girl...

Well.  Apparently a "member of the YouTube community" flagged one of my videos as 'inappropriate' and the powers that be at YouTube agreed.  They sent me an email to say so, also saying that...
Posted by Miss Carrie on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 07:15:00 PST

More videos and projects agogo!

More Candy Box videos - this time from Yankee Doodle Candy.  Find them, as usual at YouTube! I am feeling SO productive and creative right now, so it's time for a list. * Look into updates for Ma...
Posted by Miss Carrie on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 10:02:00 PST