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Stephen Porch

About Me

Sometimes I write songs in my room and record rough versions then upload them onto the internet. Sometimes I play gigs in Glasgow City centre. Sometimes I don't.

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Member Since: 07/02/2006
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

What Niblett Says, Goes!

When do the clocks go forward!? ...I'm confused as to what time I should say I posted this blog.I've got an itchy thumb nail, I wonder what that means!?So for the past week or so I've been thinking of...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Mar 2009 16:54:00 GMT

Freaking Out!

I had a total freak-out at about 10 past 8 this morning, I thought I'd somehow ended up in a day between Sunday and Monday! I was alone in work at the time, I had to talk myself back down to reality, ...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Mar 2009 16:58:00 GMT

Feral Choir

I'm taking part in a feral choir conducted by Phil Minton. It's on Sunday at 2pm in the Arches as part of the Instal 09 festival, celebrating underground music. I think it's £10 to get in, but that gi...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Mar 2009 09:05:00 GMT

Edges!

Does anyone ever wonder who came up with edges!?I mean, one minute you have something then, all of a sudden, it ends... Who thought of that one!?!I wonder what the world would look like if there were ...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Mar 2009 16:44:00 GMT

Except from the fact I can’t sing...

The one thing that has stopped me from joining a choir is thought of having to sing "The 12 days of Christmas"!!! I really don't like that song! I still sing the "5 gold rings" bit, but I'm only huma...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Dec 2008 12:24:00 GMT

The Weirdest Thing

The weirdest thing ever, in my life so far, happened tonight...I was in a petrol station on Paisley Road West and I bought a Tropicana orange juice (Smooth, in case you were wondering). When paying I ...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Nov 2008 01:36:00 GMT

Things I Like Doing...

1) Listening to the tumble drier. This is no secret, everyone knows about it. I enjoy nothing more than lying on the floor (usually in a pile of dirty washing) listening to the tumble drier. It's the ...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 15:10:00 GMT

Oh Man...

Check this freak out... If you looked like that you probably wouldn't comb your hair into a middle shed ...all the way down your face!
Posted by on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 12:10:00 GMT

Maggie Gyllenhaal

This has nothing to do with all the talk in work earlier, I was actually thinking it when I seen Batman a few weeks ago... Do you not think Maggie Gyllenhaal looks like she might smell of potatoes!? N...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 18:09:00 GMT

The Second Most Outrageous Statement Ever!

We have a wee cactus downstairs. I brought it home from work; they were giving them away as favours at a wedding one night, so it's got wee eyes glued to it and had a wee wedding veil pinned to the to...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 17:52:00 GMT