Excuse Me, I Think I've Got A Heartache... |
sorry everybody, it's all my fault
see, i bought this kickass buck owens red white and blue metalflake signature model fender telecaster guitar a few years back.then last week i was looking ...
Posted by MICHAEL CHANCRE! on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 05:16:00 PST |
no subject |
ping pong/banana/blow gun dart pussy shooting shows in thailand, chicks opening coke bottles/smoking cigarettes/magic marker writing with and pulling razor blades out of their coochies, insanely young...
Posted by MICHAEL CHANCRE! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
me |
I am dirty. And greasy. And too lazy to write something new so I just cut and pasted most of this shit from my friendster profile. And I'm funny lookin', to put it nicely. And i am soooooo jaded. I sp...
Posted by MICHAEL CHANCRE! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
worst date ever |
Yeah, so someone recently told me I was their worst date ever... I met this chick on myspace, she keeps emailing saying she loves my band and she wants to fuck me, she's pretty fucking hot, great ass,...
Posted by MICHAEL CHANCRE! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
so fucking accurate it is scary |
You are Dick Lyons!!
Which Completely Random Person Are You!! brought to you by Quizilla...
Posted by MICHAEL CHANCRE! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
another dumb true story from the porn store |
so one night at about 3 am i am working, just me and the security guard, an african american chap, so this guy walks in, about 3'3", maybe 3'5" tops, little fella, and he says (insert helium vocal eff...
Posted by MICHAEL CHANCRE! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
I LIKE SEX |
Have you ever been attracted to someone of your same sex?
I LET ELVIS PUT IT IN ONCE. DIDN'T CARE FOR IT MUCH... HIS DICK WAS TOO SMALL. I HAVE HEARD HE SAID THE SAME THING ABOUT ME...
2.How old...
Posted by MICHAEL CHANCRE! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
porn store fun |
so i used to work in this porn store, and one night we are shrink wrapping the toys to retain their freshness and i am looking at these pocket mouths and pussies and i say to the guy i am working with...
Posted by MICHAEL CHANCRE! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
THERE I DID IT NOW GET OFF MY ASS!!!!!!!!! |
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Posted by MICHAEL CHANCRE! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
girls... |
"dating" someone so far out of my league... yeah, she let's me do naughty stuff to her sometimes... mmmmm, perfect tits and her pussy taste's like candy... hard to believe my good fortune sometimes......
Posted by MICHAEL CHANCRE! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
