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Batteries

We are Them. They are Us.

About Me

The Batteries are brought to you Buy viewers like You.
We come to expose, exploit, and experience all that is the world of today.

Oh sure, you'll hear that we're evil, maniacal, plotting, scheming, devious crooks, out to steal your minds, and rob you of your earthly possessions.

this is mostly true EXCEPT:

we also aim to take over the world in a bloody robot holocaust, complete with zombie rampages and villains most foul.
until then however...
we'll be watching your brains closely!

now check out our tunes if you haven't already...
IF YOU DARE

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Member Since: 7/8/2005
Band Website: coming soon
Band Members: Kyle McCarthy - Throat, Lungs, Diaphragm, Sees Dead People

Dash Stone- Makes Vibrations on the little strings, Presses Buttons, Sees Undead People

Tommy Stonehocker - Bangs on Hollow Tubes, Provides Sexyness

Shiloh Smythe - Presses Buttons, Makes Vibrations on the little strings, Possesses a vast knowledge of random trivia

Nick Lonien- Makes Vibrations on the big strings, Satanic Ritual Advice

And now... a word from our sponsors... DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL!

Influences: Bauhaus, DNA, Samhain, The Locust, The Doors, Fritz Lange, Philip Glass, Square Pusher, Lon Chaney, 65 Days of Static, Daughters, David Lynch, Murder City Devils, Dmitri Shostakovich, Miles Davis, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Throbbing Gristle, Kronos Quartet, Vincent Price, Hella, Prurient, John McLaughlin, Bella Lugosi, Front 242, Dick Dale, Christian Death, An Albatross, Jesus Lizard, Edward Gory, consumerism, an apathetic public, Ahleuchatistas, you.
and so on... we could update this daily.

Sounds Like: if Lon Chaney, Bela Lugosi, Boris Karloff, Peter Graves and Vincent Price all had a party on the Forbidden Planet
Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Sound offffffff!!!!!

hello everyone!so first of all we'd all like to thank every single person that came out to the EMP and supported us and the other bands at soundoff this last saturday! we HUGELY appreciate it!further,...
Posted by Batteries on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 03:23:00 PST

Off! Go sound! Go!

Hello little Battys,We just found out not too long ago that your favorite villainous quintet have been selected to take part in the 2008 SoundOff! battle of the bands over at the EMP|SFM in seattle! ...
Posted by Batteries on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 01:07:00 PST

ZOMBIE-FEST

Hello everyone, this is just a short little thing about our upcoming halloween show: ZOMBIE-FEST.The Batteries and the Old Redmond Firehouse are teaming up to make this night of Fake blood, candy, hor...
Posted by Batteries on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 01:42:00 PST

Somnambulism is Here.

After a billion times of us trying to record, going back to record, and then going back again (just for good measure), printing out sleeves, trying again to print sleeves (and then just renting a room...
Posted by Batteries on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:18:00 PST