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Elaine

Heavenly Creature

About Me

Quintessential Aries, horror movie/literature fan extraordinaire, lover of all things macabre and scary, adventurer, love vintage clothes, lived or traveled most everywhere. I am currently a horror journalist, writing for Bloody-Disgusting.com. What else do you want to know? Mummified Hand of Glory.. width="425" height="350" ...... width="425" height="350" .... The Dark Queen Real Men DO ShopSweet Bonnie Parker 1910-1934Everyone must suffer...
You are a Romero Zombie.You walk the earth because
there is no more room in hell. You feed on
living flesh - anything you can get your
decaying hands on. You can be killed by damage
to your rotting brain.
What kind of Zombie are you?
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You are Elizabeth Bathory. (The Blood Countess)
Legend tells us that you, this very rich,
beautiful and high born woman tortured and
murdered some 650 young women and bathed in
their warm blood to keep yourself beautiful. In some stories, it is said you drank their
blood as well. You were a sexual sadist on a
grand scale. Ah vanity is your downfall. For shame!
Which Infamous criminal are you?
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What Cuss Word Are You?

Fuck
YOU'RE A SEX-A-HOLIC!! YOU LOVE SEX. WHETHER YOU'RE DEPRESSED, HYPER, OR NOT... IT'S ALWAYS IN THE FRONT OF YOUR MIND!
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Which Horror Movie Are You?

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
You are very blunt and like being the centre of attention. You want people to know you're there - you like making show stopping entrances - and you don't care what people think about you. You're outspoken, you're often times, more than not, narcissistic, and you will never fade. People will always remember you.
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Your Stripper Song Is
Master and Servant by Depeche Mode
"There's a new game
We like to play you see
A game with added reality
You treat me like a dog
Get me down on my knees"
Yawn, dancing is so boring without a little spice. What Song Should You Strip To?
You scored as Chains/Handcuffs. Your turn on is handcuffs and chains. You like being cuffed/chained to the bed, or cuffing/chaining your partner down. You love the pure ectasy of being in complete control... or letting someone else have complete control over you. Sex isn't sex without control.

Chains/Handcuffs


100%

Bondage


92%

Biting


67%

Blind Folds


67%

Whips


58%

Blood


17%
What's Your Kinky Turn On?
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You Are Austin
A little bit country, a little bit rock and roll.
You're totally weird and very proud of it.
Artistic and freaky, you still seem to fit in... in your own strange way.
Famous Austin residents: Lance Armstrong, Sandra Bullock, Matthew McConaughey, Edwin Neal What American City Are You?
You Are Pumpkin Pie
You're the perfect combo of uniqueness and quality
Those who like you are looking for something (someone!) special What Kind of Pie Are You?

My Interests

Photos above by Tom Straub Bonnie at 16 Formal Portrait of BonnieBonnie waitressing in Dallas Bonnie Parker and mother Emma Blanche and Buck Barrow Bonnie and Clyde on the run So you like pain? Try wearing a corset! Photo above by Adam Barnick Photos above by Kealan Patrick Burke William Forsythe and Bill Moseley Bill Moseley, Sid Haig and French former serial killer Nico Claux at Pere-LaChaise CemeteryBooks, books and more books, horror movies, travel, animals, Halloween, anything creepy, writing for Bloody-Disgusting, dance (ballet and jazz), doing anything even remotely adventurous, Elizabeth Bathory, forensic pathology, criminology, Bonnie Parker, The James/Younger Gang, clothes from the 1920s and 30s, General George S. Patton, New Orleans, Delphine LaLaurie, zombies, violet cremes, Poveglia (look it up), Lolita Lempicka perfume, white roses, black roses, death, sex, mortuary science, medical anomalies, weird dolls, abandoned buildings, old cemeteries, gangsters from the 1930s, abnormal psychiatry, Bob Fosse choreography, voodoo AND hoodoo, vintage hats and shoes, the colors black and deep red, serial killers, haunted houses, Parma violets, Melbourne, Australia, Red Velvet cake, rice pudding, dark chocolate truffles, MAC, philosophy and Benefit makeup, Diet Pepsi, tiaras, high thread-count sheets, dark-eyed men, Vanessa Paradis, Gemma Ward, Michaela Bercu, lavender, jasmine, Coach, Hermes, vintage Chanel, Prada, Alexander McQueen, Burberry, Badgeley Mischka, corsets, The Newton Boys, autumn and winter, New England, black tulle veils, beignets, London, England, Hunedoara Castle, foreign languages (French, Italian, Spanish and Romanian), linguistics, bookstores, snow, fencing, old insane asylums, Acqua di Parma Profumo perfume, Diptyque Candles, Rue Morgue, Horror Hound and Fangoria magazines, celebrity magazines (Star, Us, Life & Style, etc.), French and Australian Vogue and US and Australian Harper's Bazaar, cold, windy days (and nights), rubies and black pearls, princess cut diamonds, aquamarines, October and November, cold rainy weather, carnivals and sideshows, poison bottles, old houses, photographers Simon Marsden, Thomas Smugala, E.J. Bellocq, Joel-Peter Witkin, Tom Straub, The Jim Rose Circus, Lizzie Borden, Coconut cake, Ben & Jerry's The Gobfather ice cream, Virginia Madsen, Absinthe, thunderstorms, the smell of burning leaves, funeral homes, daffodils, astrology, Tiffany lamps, Gillian Anderson, Ancient Egypt, collecting ruby glass, Christine and Lea Papin, Jack the Ripper, Johnny Depp, Kate Winslet, Diana, Princess of Wales, Panpipes Magickal Marketplace, Sephora, Spellbox, Haigh's, The Haunted Bookshop, Gown of Thorns, Dymocks in Melbourne, The Bob & Tom Show, Berkeley Breathed, Dark Chocolate Tim Tams and Cherry Ripes, bakeries (The Magnolia Bakery and Sweet Surrender in NYC), Mexican, Thai, Southern Italian, seafood and Indian food, Dark Delicacies Bookstore, Shocklines On-Line Horror Bookstore, milles feuilles, croissants, dark chocolate-covered raisins, collecting skulls, Xanax, Gris Grimly, sushi, diners, personal freedom, Gilles De Rais, Juliet Hulme and Pauline Parker, writing, witchcraft, Italy, antique furniture, wood-burning fireplaces, L'Occitane, solitude .. St. Kilda Pier, Melbourne Melbourne Cottages Melbourne Shot Tower Csejthe Castle Chateau de Machecoul Gilles De Rais Madame Delphine LaLaurie LaLaurie House on Rue Royale "It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again." Alexandre Aja and Gregory Levasseur

I'd like to meet:

Trent Reznor, Vince Vaughn, Kevin Spacey, Clive Owen (whoo boy!) or his doppelganger, Dominic Purcell, Christopher Walken and Matthew McConaughey-hey-hey (aw-right, aw-right!).Also, people who know the difference between "your" and "you're". Don't know the difference? Don't request that I add you until you learn it. 'Kay? Clive or Dominic? Dominic or Clive?

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The Frightening Four

.. width="425" height="350" .... Cast of "SLiTHER" at PremiereDanteBy Ugly Shyla Photo above by Michael Tomaselli

Music:

Nine Inch Nails, Queen, Johnny Cash, Depeche Mode, Dwight Yoakam, Aerosmith, Led Zeppelin, Guns 'n Roses, Pink Floyd, Joe Walsh, Tom Petty, Rob Zombie, Alice in Chains, Faith No More (Mike Patton), AC/DC, Cheap Trick, Lynyrd Skynyrd (hey! "Free Bird" and "The Devil's Rejects" plus I'm a Southerner), Zachariah & The Lobos Riders, Warren Zevon, Metallica, The Cars, Tom Waits, ELO, "Addicted to Love" by Robert Palmer, soundtracks to "Ravenous", "Candyman", "Chicago", "The Hills Have Eyes" (remake), "The Devil's Rejects", "The Shining", "Jesus Christ Superstar", "The Piano", anything that rocks.. width="425" height="350" ...... width="425" height="350" ...... width="425" height="350" ...... width="425" height="350" ....

Movies:

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (the original!), Dead Birds, Let's Scare Jessica to Death, Picnic at Hanging Rock, Night of the Living Dead, Halloween, Alien, The Silence of the Lambs, Manhunter, Toolbox Murders, Ravenous, The Descent, Wolf Creek, Frailty, The Devil's Rejects, 2001 Maniacs, Sleepaway Camp, The Changeling, Profondo Rosso, The Bird with the Crystal Plumage, Satan's Playground, Desecration, Horror, Alice Sweet Alice, The Wicker Man (the original!), Slither, Cabin Fever, Hostel, Rest Stop, From Hell, The Evil Dead, The Sentinel, The Fog, The Hills Have Eyes (both versions), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, Ils, Feast, Dead and Breakfast, The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane, The Woman in Black, Spider Baby, Haute Tension, Calvaire, City of the Living Dead, Saw, Saw 2, Silent Hill, Session 9, Ju-On: The Grudge, Ju-On: The Grudge 2, Ringu, Lady Vengeance, A Tale of Two Sisters, Audition, The Night of the Hunter, The Haunting (the original!), Black Christmas (the original!), Burnt Offerings, Zombie, The House by the Cemetery, What Did You Do to Solange?, Let Sleeping Corpses Lie, This Night I'll Possess Your Corpse, The Devil's Backbone, Cronos, H6, Tombs of the Blind Dead series, The Hearse, Phantasm, The Funhouse, Terror Train, Eternal, Deathdream, Apocalypse and the Beauty Queen, Neighborhood Watch, Death Tunnel, The Lost, Who Slew Auntie Roo?, Header, Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon, Snow White: A Tale of Terror, The House with Laughing Windows, Chainsaw Sally, May, The Roost, I'll Bury You Tomorrow, With You, Aswang, Lemora: A Child's Tale of the Supernatural, The Ugly, R-Point, The Heirloom, Shallow Ground, Dog Soldiers, The Shining, Pet Sematary, Se7en, Kalifornia, Burial Ground: The Nights of Terror, Reeker, Feed, The Machinist, The Birds, Psycho, Carrie, The Dead Zone, Rabid, I Spit on Your Grave, The Last House on the Left, Dawn of the Dead (both versions), Land of the Dead, Candyman, Madhouse, Boo, Malevolence, Slash, Gein, Deranged, The Thing (Carpenter's version), Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, the Ginger Snaps series, House of 1000 Corpses, Suspiria, Opera, Tenebrae, From Dusk 'Til Dawn, Satan's Little Helper, Death By Engagement, The Cell, Bubba Ho-Tep, Mother's Day, Dead Alive, The Other (NOT The Others), Carnival of Souls, Jeepers Creepers, Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things, Squirm, The Beguiled, The Blob (remake), Dark Night of the Scarecrow, The Skeleton Key, Frankenstein: The True Story, "MOH" - Jenifer, Dance of the Dead, Dreams in the Witch House, Haeckel's Tale, Imprint, Open Water, The Gravedancers, Hush...Hush,Sweet Charlotte, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Corpse Bride, Tourist Trap, Motel Hell, Eaten Alive, Dead End, Wrong Turn, Deliverance, The Ghost and Mr. Chicken (childhood trauma ;D), actually most any horror movie, especially indie horror and those with zombies. Also, A Christmas Story, Pretty Baby, Blazing Saddles, Animal House, Dazed and Confused, Chicago, Apocalypse Now, Gosford Park, La Fille Sur Le Pont, La Reine Margot, The Long Riders, Tombstone, Walk the Line, Clay Pigeons, Old School, A Cool Dry Place, Dodgeball, Heavenly Creatures, The Magdalene Sisters, Pride and Prejudice (Firth version), any Monty Python movie, Jesus Christ Superstar, Raising Arizona, Fargo, Excalibur, What's Eating Gilbert Grape?, Ed Wood, Helter Skelter (Railsback version), The Piano, O Brother, Where Art Thou?, Far From the Madding Crowd (the remake), Madame Bovary (the remake), The Three Musketeers and The Four Musketeers, Steel Magnolias, Miss Firecracker, anything with Christopher Walken or Johnny Depp...I'll think of more later. Congratulations Lopes and MSB on Anchor Bay and "Satan's Playground"!! Dante and Adam The cast of "The Long Riders"

Television:

Prison Break (thanks, Kealan!), My Name Is Earl, Jericho, Carnivale (RIP), The X Files (RIP), Titus (RIP). I don't watch a lot of TV. "That thing starts beggin' at the table and it's gonna become an outside turtle!" "Boys! Get your momma's plastic stripper shoes out of your Lego box" "I don't care if she's Vietnamese, Chinese or Chuck E. Cheese. She don't need to be learning no English."

Books:

I'm a biblioholic so you name it, I probably either have it to read or have read it. Stephen King, Edward Lee, Jack Ketchum, Robert McCammon, Dan Simmons, Kealan Patrick Burke, R. Patrick Gates, Scott Nicholson, Bentley Little, James Herbert, Dean R. Koontz, Tom Piccirilli, Richard Laymon (RIP), Al Sarrantonio, James A. Moore, Joe Hill, Mark Morris, Clive Barker (early works), Victor Heck, Ray Garton, Tim Curran, Michael McDowell (RIP), Charlee Jacob, Kim Wilkins, Cherie Priest - again, almost all horror writers. H.P. Lovecraft's "The Dunwich Horror" and "The Rats in the Wall" (among MANY others), Robert E. Howard's "Pigeons from Hell" (someone REALLY needs to adapt this for a film!). The Southern classics - Faulkner, Williams, O'Connor, Harper Lee. Stewart O'Nan, James Lee Burke, Joe R. Lansdale, T.R. Pearson, Phil Rickman, Philippa Gregory, Anna Maxted. Just too freakin' many to name! Aussie authors, British classics - just don't care for ANY sci-fi or most fantasy except Tanith Lee, Angela Carter... "Harvest Moon" by James A. MooreKetchum Nicholson LeeJack Ketchum and Edward Lee

Heroes:

Anyone with the cojones to stand up for themselves and what they believe in!Photo above by Michael Tomaselli Waverly Hills Sanatorium "Joseph...did you die in this house?" "Hill House, not sane..." Ashland-Belle Helene Plantation Photos above by Adam Barnick Australian Insane Asylum, JWard, Victoria Borley Rectory Ruins of Borley Rectory Creech Hill Centralia, Pennsylvania Little Big Horn Great Ocean Road, Victoria, Australia Danvers State Mental Asylum

My Blog

An eye-opening sex survey I took while bored senseless

The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69 http://www.pimp-my-profile.com/users/game_gurl69/">game_gurl69 align="right" valign=top> Do you like it rough or sensual?: Rough Do you prefer to be with the...
Posted by Elaine on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 10:01:00 PST

One more general survey about me

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:ElaineBirthday:March 28, 1971Birthplace:Cincinnati, OhioCurrent Location:Louisville, KentuckyEye Color:Dark brownHair Color:Dark brownHeight:5'2"Right Handed or...
Posted by Elaine on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 10:23:00 PST

A "Did you know this about me" survey

30 Things You Might Not Know!! by ktwalter73 http://www.pimp-my-profile.com/users/ktwalter73/">ktwalter73 align="right" valign=top> What are you listening to right now?: Depeche Mode What was the ...
Posted by Elaine on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 10:10:00 PST

My Famous Last Words Will Be...

Your Famous Last Words Will Be:http://images.blogthings.com/whatwillyourfamouslastwordsb equiz/death1.jpg" height="100" width="100">"So, you're a cannibal."What'>http://www.blogthings.com/whatwillyourf...
Posted by Elaine on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 08:35:00 PST

What Power Color Am I?

Your Power Color Is Indigohttp://images.blogthings.com/whatsyourpowercolorquiz/i ndigo.jpg" height="100" width="100">At Your Highest:You are on a fast track to success - and others believe in you.At Yo...
Posted by Elaine on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 08:27:00 PST

Tag...you're it!

"So the rules are, once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with "6 weird facts/things/habits about yourself." In the end you need to choose the 3 people to be tagged and list their name...
Posted by Elaine on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 09:23:00 PST

Some favorite words

Serendipity, mnemonic, tintinnabulation, wuthering, shambling, blasted (as in "the bleak and blasted landscape"), fuck (good old Anglo-Saxon expletive), milles feuilles...more as they come to me...
Posted by Elaine on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 11:03:00 PST

Words of Wisdom

Focus like a laser beam. Be relentless. Be obsessed. Be willing to walk over shattered glass for your dream. There is a lot of pain involved. Lots of pain and suffering. You do it for the glory of the...
Posted by Elaine on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 11:42:00 PST

Something to ask R. Lee Ermey...whenever I interview him

To err is human To forgive - divine NEITHER is Marine Corps policy!
Posted by Elaine on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 10:38:00 PST

Thought for the day...

Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints...
Posted by Elaine on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 09:05:00 PST