PEOPLE CALL ME PATCH. WELL AS YOU CAN TELL I LIVE FOR HORROR MOVIES, AND I AM VERY PROUD TO BE A HORROR MOVIE BUFF. I WRITE HORROR, HOPE TO ONE DAY VENTURE OUT AND PUBLISH. I READ HORROR BOOKS, WATCH HORROR T.V., COLLECT HORROR MOVIE RELATED ITEMS. I LIKE TO WATCH A HORROR MOVIE AND PICK IT APART ON WHERE IT COULD GO IF THEY DID THIS OR IF THEY DID THAT, PLAYING AROUND WITH IT AND SEEING IF THERE COULD HAVE BEEN A DIFFERENT OUTCOME. I LOVE FANGORIA MAGAZINE. ROB ZOMBIE IS A KICK ASS DIRECTOR. I LOVE ALL THINGS HALLOWEEN. ITALIAN HORROR IS MY FAV. I ENJOY GREAT ACTORS THAT RESPECT THE FANS LIKE KANE HODDER, EDWIN NEAL, DANTE TOMASELLI, DANNY LOPES, ROBERT ENGLAND, DOUG BRADLEY.THE BEST HORROR FAN BASED MOVIE EVER TO MAKE IT TO THE BIG SCREEN. I MUST SEE TO ALL TRUE HORROR FANS.MY TRUE HERO'S. THE ONE AND ONLY TEAM OF ALL TEAM HORROR.THE MASTER OF ALL THINGS GORE. THE FATHER OF BLOOD AND STORY RICH WITH DEATH AND PASSION FOR THE ART OF HORROR.ALL THINGS LUCIO.CHILDREN OF THE NIGHT WHAT MUSIC THEY MAKE.FEW MOVIES CAN TOUCH THE WHOLE WORLD AND MAKE IT SCREAM. WHEN THE EXORCIST FIRST CAME OUT, PEOPLE GASPED AND WAS OFFENDED AT THE CONTENT WITH IN. I SAY THIS IS MY FAV. HORROR MOVIE OF ALL TIME, BECAUSE IT TOUCHES THE SOUL AND PLAYS WITH IT A LITTLE BIT. THE MUMMY ALWAYS AMAZED ME. NO MATTER HOW FAR YOU RAN, OR HOW FAST YOU RAN, THAT SLOW ASS DEAD CLOTH STILL CAUGHT UP WITH YOU.THE TRUE MASTER OF THE VAMPIRE. LEE IS THE GOD OF THE WHITE TEETH AND BLOOD SUCKING.THE MASTERS OF LONG AGO. HOW THEY COULD FRIGHTEN A CHILDS MIND. HOW THEY COULD ACT OUT TO THE POINT THE CHILD FEARED WHAT WAS UNDER HIS BED.TRUE HORROR MAGAZINES FROM THE PAST. I LOVED READING ALL ISSUES AND SEARCHING OUT THROUGH MY FATHERS COLLECTION THE ARTICLES ON LON CHANEY.WHAT IS IT ABOUT THE SHELL AROUND US THAT WE FEAR SO MUCH. THIS BLANKET OF FLESH IS A CONTROL FACTOR IN ONES MIND.A CLASSIC IN ALL THE SENSE'S. WHAT IS BETTER THEN BIG SPIDERS ATTACKING CAPTAIN KIRK.KILL HER MOMMY, KILL HER. KILL HER MOMMY. WHAT A CLASSIC SLASHER FILM MIXED WITH GREAT LITTLE MOMENTS OF GORE.
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OKAY IF I WAS TO BE MURDERED. I WOULD WANT LUCIO FULCI TO DIRECT, TOM SAVINI TO PUT THE MAKE UP AND PROPS IN ORDER, KANE HODDER TO DO THE KILLING. TO CARRY MY COFFIN, JEFFREY COMBS, ANTHONY PERKINS, DAVID WARBECK, ROBERT ENGLAND, BRUCE CAMPBELL. TO DO THE WAKE OR CEREMONY DARIO ARGENTO. I WOULD LIKE FOR GUNNAR HANSEN TO SERVE THE FOOD. CAMILLE KEATON COULD DRESS ME. ANGUS SCRIMM COULD DIG MY GRAVE. CLIVE BARKER COULD SPEAK ON MY BE HALF. STEPHEN KING COULD TYPE MY OBIT. MARILYN BURNS COULD MAKE SURE THAT EVERYTHING GOES IN ORDER. J.R. BOOKWALTER COULD SING FOR ME AT MY RESTING SPOT. AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST PINHEAD CAN WELCOME ME TO HELL.
CAPTAIN ELLIOTT SPENSER A BRITISH ARMY VETERAN WHO SERVED IN WORLD WAR 1. DECIDED ONE DAY TO OPEN THE DEMONIC LAMENT CONFIGURATION. BEHOLD THE BIRTH OF THE ANGEL OF PAIN THE DARK PRINCE OF PAIN. THE TRUE CENOBITE PINHEAD. HE WELCOMES US ALL INTO THE LABYRINTH IF WE ONLY SUMMON HIM. PHYSICALLY UNSTOPPABLE AND INVULNERABLE. HIS MIND WANTS TO MUTILATE THE FLESH UPON YOUR BODY. A DIABOLIC AND SATANIC MONSTER FROM THE PITS OF HELL. PLEASURE AND PAIN TO ALL OPENING THE BOX.*******
****************WELCOME THERE CAN BE SUCH SITE'S TO SHOW, SUCH FLESH TO PLAY WITH, SUCH SOULS TO SWALLOW. WELCOME TO HELL, A TRUE NIGHTMARE THAT YOU NEVER WAKE FROM. I AM YOUR GUIDE INTO THE FIRE AND THE RIVER OF BLOOD. I AM YOUR MASTER THE ONE THAT WHIPS AND TIES AND PLACES YOUR HEART BOUND IN THE ETERNAL FLAMES OF PURE PLEASURE. SEX IS BUT A TOOL USED TO DISGRACE THE TRUE MEANING OF PLEASURE, OF POWER, OF WANT AND NEED. THERE IS NO MALE OR FEMALE IN THE PITS THERE IS ONLY FLESH TO TASTE.*******************THE SOUTH IS GOING TO RISE AGAIN, THAT REBEL FLAG SHALL FLY HIGH AND WAVE IT'S GLORY ON TOP OF THE CAPITAL ONE OF THESE DAYS. REDNECKS WITH GOATS AND ROPE AND BIG TIT SOUNTHERN BELLS AND INCEST BREED GOVERNMENT OH IS'NT IT NOT OUR OWN GOVERNMENT THAT I AM SPEAKING OF. WELL BACK TO THE MOVIE, GO ROBERT ENGLAND GO.**************COME ON EVERYBODY JOIN IN SLEEP WITH YOUR SISTER, HAVE INCEST, MURDER AND KILL HELL, LETS HANG SOMEBODY, GO GET A SOMEBODY. WHATS A SOMEBODY, HELL ANYBODY WILL DO. THE ROPE'S ARE CALLING.******************HIDE BEHIND THE MASK OF SANITY AND WELCOME IN THE INSANE INTO THE LIFES OF NORMAL FOLK, EATING CHIPS AND WATCHING WHEEL OF FORTUNE. THE INSANE ARE THE SANE AND THE SANE OR THE INSANE. THERE IS NO PURITY ANYMORE ONLY WHAT ONE WISHES TO DO TO HIMSELF OR HERSELF OR TO SOMEONE ELSE.******************THE DEAD ARE COMING FOR US ALL IN THE MIDNIGHT MOON THAT SPITS ON OUR LIFE. WALK ALONG SIDE THEM AND LISTEN TO THERE WHISPERS AS THEY BITE YOUR EAR OFF AND EAT IT.***************************THE PIG FAMILY OF DEATH AND MEYHAM. CHAINSAWS AS BIRTHDAY GIFTS AND ACID BATHS OF PLEASURE.***********A FAMILY LOVES IN ALL POINTS. DEATH, LIFE, RAPE, MURDER, INCEST, YOU NAME IT A FAMILY ALWAYS STICKS TOGETHER.*****************BIG BROTHER AND BIG PA AND FAT MA AND WEIRD UNCLE ALL JOINING IN ON A INNOCENT VICTIM AT A DINNER TABLE FILLED WITH HUMAN FLESH.***********HOW FAR DOES ONE FAMILY GO. HOW FAR DOES LOVE EXPRESS ITSELF. HOW MUCH CAN BE TO MUCH. THE SAW IS THE FAMILY AND THE FAMILY IS THE SAW.***************RE-ANIMATE THE DEAD AND THE DEAD WILL RE-ANIMATE YOU.I'LL TEACH YOU TO NEVER WEAR MY PANTIES AGAIN.*****************OKAY WHEN AND WHERE.DANGLE DANGLE, THE NECK CRACKS AND THE CROWD CHEERS.*I AM THE WRITING ON THE WALL, I AM THE WHISPERS IN THE CLASS ROOM.*********TALK ABOUT BLOWING HEAD.*********NEXT TIME I TELL YOU TO EAT YOUR VEGATABLES YOU BETTER.********SEE I TOLD YOU, YOU SHOULD HAVE SCREWED FROSTY BEFORE FROSTY SCREWED YOU. AFTER MIDNIGHT THE TRUE FACE OF MAN COMES OUT TO PLAY AND VISIT WITH IT'S CHILDREN. A MASTER THAT HOLDS THE LENS OF THE CAMERA IN PERFECT DETAIL. THE MASTER CONSUMES THE HORROR AND GIVES IT TO IT'S FANS.**********************SHAME ON YOU LITTLE GIRL YOU KNOW THE DEVILS A BOTTOM. YOU KNOW A CATCHER, ONE THAT LIES ON HIS BACK.IT LOOKS LIKE ME AT THAT AGE. BUT I GOT AWAY WITH IT.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHSEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU BRAKE ONE OF THE TEN COMMANDMENTS. THOU SHALT NOT STEAL.MISTY MUNDAE DOING IT PERSONAL.ME GOLD, ME GOLD GIVE ME, ME GOLD.DIG, DIG, DIG DEEPER INTO THE GROUND. SMELL THE DIRT UPON A FRESH GRAVE. THE COFFIN BECOMES A BED FOR DECAY AND DELIGHT IN THE FEAST OF DEATH.THE GRAVE IS NOTHING MORE THEN A NEW JOURNEY. THE TOMB IS BUT A HOLLOW WELCOME MAT. THE SINGING OF WORMS AND MAGGOTS DANCING ON THE WOODEN COFFIN.THEY WAIT IN SILENCE. HIDDEN IN THERE TOY CHEST. THE DARKNESS IS THERE FRIEND. THE SILENCE WELCOMES THEM. THEY WISH TO HEAR SCREAMING AND THE SMELL OF BLOOD. NO STRINGS. NO MOTION BY A HUMAN HAND ONLY DEATH IN THERE GRIP. BLADE A MASTER OF THE KNIFE, JESTER ONE WITH LAUGHS.***** THE OUTLANDERS ARE COMING. HE WHO WALKS BEHIND THE ROLES WILL NOT ALLOW IT. THEY SHALL BE STRUCK DOWN INTO THE DIRT FROM WHICH THEY CAME.REVENGE WHAT A SWEET SOUND IT IS. SHE WAS BOUND, RAPED HUNG, AND NOW SHE'S BACK TO LET YOU KNOW, SHE CAN REALLY GO DOWN. DO YOU LOVE ME, DO YOU LOVE ME, NOW THAT I GOT THERE, WATCH ME, WOOP WOOP.HELL I SURE DON'T WANT NO HEAD FROM HER.ONE OF MY FAV. LITTLE GEMS BROUGHT OUT BY THE MASTER OF GORE, THE GODFATHER OF DISCUST LUCIO FULCI.THE DEAD ARE THE GREATEST ARMY IN THE WORLD. LOOK AROUND YOU. GRAVEYARDS EVERYWHERE. NO WHERE TO RUN OR HIDE IF BY CHANCE ONE DAY THE DEAD WAKE UP.****I CRY BLOOD FOR YOU SIS.WHAT IS YOUR CHOOSING WHEN IT COMES TO HORROR MOVIES. IS IT THE FRIGHT OR THE FEAR RUNNING UP YOUR SPINE MAKING THE TINY LITTLE HAIRS STAND ON THE BACK OF YOUR NECK. IS IT WATCHING THE TERROR IN THE VICTIMS EYES AS THAT ZOMBIE OR KILLER MURDERS THEM OR EATS THEM. DO YOU FEEL A TAD BIT DISGUST AT YOUR ACTIONS OF WATCHING SUCH A PIECE OF CRAP OR DO YOUR SICK TWISTED MIND COME INTO PLAY AND LAUGH. ARE YOU EVIL OR GOOD WHEN IT COMES TO HORROR. DO YOU CHANT FOR THE BAD GUY OR THE GOOD GUY. DO YOU HOPE THAT FREEDY GETS HIS NEXT VICTIM. DO YOU HOPE THAT JASON OR PINHEAD FOLLOW THROUGH. WHAT IS IT ABOUT EXPLOITATION MOVIE'S THAT BRING US TOGETHER. WHY DO B-MOVIES MAKE US LAUGH AND CHEER ON THE MASKED KILLER. DO YOU WATCH FOR THE SPLATTER, HOPEING THAT THE ITALIAN GORE WILL COME BACK SOME DAY. IS IT THE SLEAZE INVOLVED. IS IT EURO TRASH OR SMUT OR GIALLOS THAT MAKES HORROR FANCY. WHAT EVER THE CASE IS, WE ARE A FAMILY OF HORROR LOVERS. CHILDREN LOST IN OUR OWN WORLDS. WE DON'T HAVE TO BE PART OF THE IN CROWD OR THE OUTCAST WHEN IT COMES TO HORROR. ALL IS WELCOME WHEN THE MUSIC STARTS. THERE IS NO AGE THAT IS NOT ALLOWED FROM BABY TO DEATH BED HORROR WELCOMES YOU WITH OPEN ARMS SPLATTERED IN BLOOD. I AM A HORROR FAN. I WAS BORN A HORROR FAN. I AM PROUD TO BE A HORROR FAN. IF YOU COME HERE AS SOMEONE THAT BELEIVES IN POLITICAL CORRECTNESS THEN YOU ARE IN THE WRONG F-ING PLACE. THIS IS NOT FOR CARE BEAR LOVERS IT'S FOR BLADE LICKERS.HIDE VINCENT PRICE IS COMING TO TELL A TALE OF DEATH AND LUST MURDER AND HIDDEN HORRORS.SEEK OUT THAT INNER ANIMAL AS YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR. WHAT IS STARING BACK AT YOU. ARE YOU SCARED OF YOURSELF.
MMMM IT'S SUPPER TIME. I GET FIRST DEBBS ON THE BREAST.ROCK AND ROLL FLESH EATING WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT.HERE'S DADDY TO WIPE YOUR ASS FOR YOU.COME ON DAD DON'T YOU LOVE YOUR ONLY SON. I PROMISE I WON'T TELL ANYONE.PEENYWISE THE CLOWN WANTS YOU TO LOOK INTO HIS DEADLIGHTS.WHEN THERE IS NO MORE ROOM IN HELL THE DEAD SHALL WALK THE EARTH. ZOMBIES HAVE ALWAYS BEEN TRUE HORROR MASTERPIECES. ZOMBIES CAN RIP AND CONSUME THE VERY FLESH WE TAKE FOR GRANTED.HORROR COMES AND HORROR NEVER GOES. NEW NAMES AND NEW ACTORS FILL THE BLOOD SPLASH BOILING OVER INTO IT'S GLASS CAGE.I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD SAY THIS, BUT I GET A LITTLE HARD LOOKING AT HER, DEAD OR NOT, A BONE IS A BONE.BINGO I FOUND THE G-SPOT TO BAD SHE'S DEAD.HAND JOB.TRUE HEAD BANGING.
AN INDEPENDENT HORROR MOVIE BY A HORROR FAN ELFTWIN FILMS. RELEASE DATE FEB. 13TH 2007. www.myspace.com/elftwin A ONCE SUCCESSFUL PLASTIC SURGEON IN LOS ANGELES UNTIL HIS DAUGHTER IS HORRIBLY DISFIGURED IN A CAR ACCIDENT THAT HE CAUSED. HE WILL DO ANYTHING TO REPAIR HIS DAUGHTERS LOOKS BACK TO NORMAL.MURDER SET PIECES IS A HORROR MOVIE FOR TRUE HORROR FANS. IF YOU LIKE TEENAGE PG CRAP THEN THIS IS NOT FOR YOU. THIS IS NOT ABOUT JOCK WITCHES, OR SEEING THE DEAD, OR HIDING IN THE DARK BEHIND A MASK THIS IS ABOUT MURDER, RAPE, TORTURE AND GORE. THIS IS THE PURE TALE OF A CLASSIC. THIS TAKES YOU BACK TO DAYS WHERE HORROR WAS HORROR. THERE ARE TWO VERSIONS, ONE CUT AND ONE UNCUT, I CHOOSE THE UNCUT. TRUE CINEMA IS HARD TO COME BY ANYMORE. OR SHOULD I SAY TRUE HORROR AND TERROR AND TWISTED REALITY CAPTURED ON FILM. NEW DIRECTORS OF GORE ARE POPPING UP. PURE ENTERTAINMENT WHEN IT COMES TO SICK NIGHTMARES. PURE GRADE A FILM IS LACKING THIS DAY AND AGE. UNLESS YOU LOOK FOR MURDER SET PIECES TO GRAB YOUR SENSE AND BUST YOU IN THE HEAD. FOR TORTURE AND GORE AND A SICK TALE OF REALITY TURN TO MURDER SET PIECES. FOR REAL MONSTERS DO EXSIST.THE NEW MASTER OF GORE AND SICK AND TWSITED SHIT NICK PALUMBO. I WANTED TO PLACE HIS IMAGE HERE TO PAY RESPECT TO HIS ART. PEOPLE ARE CRAZY THIS DAY AND AGE. MURDER SET PIECES THE UNRATED VERSION WHICH CAUSED ALOT OF UPSET IN ALOT OF THE MAIN STREAM WORLD, MAINLY BIBLE HICKS AND MPAA BUTT LOVERS WANT TO CONTROL WHAT WE SEE AND TRY TO CLEAN US OUT AND GIVE US WATERED DOWN CRAP. AMERICA IS BECOMING THE NEW NAZI GERMANY. THEY TELL US WHAT TO EAT, HOW TO LIVE, WHAT TO WATCH, WHERE TO SMOKE, WHAT TO WEAR, WHAT NEXT CAMPS TO LOCK US IN, IF WE DON'T GO ALONG WITH WHAT THEY WANT, OH THAT'S ALREADY HAPPENING AINT IT. I AM SO SICK AND TIRED OF PEOPLE TRYING TO CONTROL MY LIFE AND MY HORROR MOVIES. I WANT REAL HORROR, NO HOLDS BAR IN YOUR FACE SHIT THAT SMACKS YOU OVER THE HEAD AND LEADS YOU DOWN A PATH OF TWISTED DELITE. I HATE TO THINK IF SUCH MASTERS AS LUCIO FULCI WAS AROUND TODAY WHAT CRAP THE MPAA WOULD BRING OUT WITH HIS NAME ON IT. EACH DIRECTOR OR WRITER NEEDS TO STAND UP AND BRING FORTH HIS VISION OF WHAT IS HORROR AND WHAT IS TWISTED AND WHAT IS GORE. AS LONG AS THERE ARE DIRECTORS LIKE NICK THERE IS TRUE GORE, AND TRUE TWISTED HORROR.Bit Parts Trailer
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I LOVE HARDCORE. I LOVE SOUNDTRACKS TO HORROR MOVIES. FABIO FRIZZI, GIORGIO TUCCI, ROB ZOMBIE.HIT THE BITCH GRAND PA, HIT THE BITCH. A TEXAS CHAINSAW IS BY FAR A TRUE CLASSIC OF HORROR. THE SAW IS THE FAMILY.
Movies:
I CAN'T LIST ALL BUT I AM GOING TO LIST SOME OF MY FAV.'S AND MORE WELL COME ALSO: LUCIO FULCI'S THE BEYOND, LUCIO FULCI'S ZOMBIE, LUCIO FULCI'S THE HOUSE BY THE CEMETERY, LUCIO FULCI'S THE NEW YORK RIPPER, AUDITION, NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 1-7, FRIDAY THE 13TH 1-10, FREEDY VS. JASON, HOSTEL, JAWS, HALLOWEEN 1-8, DARIO ARGENTO'S TRAUMA, SHALLOW GROUND, THE OMEN 1976, DAMIEN OMEN 2, OMEN 3, GINGER SNAPS 1-3, RE-ANIMATOR, GEORGE A. ROMERO'S NIGHT OF THE LIVING, GEORGE A. ROMERO'S DAWN OF THE DEAD, GEORGE A. ROMERO'S DAY OF THE DEAD, 28 DAYS LATER, LUCIO FULCI'S CITY OF THE LIVING DEAD, LET SLEEPING CORPSES LIE, MONSTER MAN, WRONG TURN, CAMP SLAUGHTER, GHOST WATCHER, GHOST WATCHER 2, BELOW, STIR OF ECHOES, BAD TASTE, EVENT HORIZON, CREEP, SAW, SAW 2, HIGH TENSION, 2001 MANIACS, THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT, DEATHDREAM, THE PROWLER, FINAL DESTINATION, DEAD AND BURIED, WOLF CREEK, TOBE HOOPER'S THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE, THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2, LEATHERFACE, THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE, THE PROPHECY, I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE, LUCIO FULCI'S DON'T TORTURE A DUCKLING, THE JOHNSONS, MARIO BAVA'S SHOCK, HELL HIGH, BAD DREAMS, HELLRAISER, HELLBOUND HELLRAISER 2, THE WOLF MAN, DRACULA 1931, CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON, THE MUMMY 1931, FRANKENSTIEN 1931, APRIL FOOL'S DAY, SHAUN OF THE DEAD, CABIN FEVER, FEAST UNRATED, TWO THOUSAND MANIACS, HOUSE OF A THOUSAND CORPSES, THE DEVILS REJECTS, RESIDENT EVIL, THE BLIAR WITCH PROJECT, THE RING ORIGINAL AND AMERICAN, MADHOUSE, MY BLOODY VALENTINE, JOY RIDE, LOVE OBJECT, STANLEY KUBRICK'S THE SHINING, HOUSE OF THE DEAD, CRY WOLF, ORIGINAL WHEN A STRANGER CALLS, PHANTASM 1-4, JEEPERS CREEPERS, JEEPERS CREEPERS 2, ORIGINAL THE FOG, HOBBS END, THE HILLS HAVE EYES, THE HILLS HAVE EYES REMAKE, CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST, THE LEGEND OF HELL HOUSE, SLEEPWALKERS, MADMAN, CREEPSHOW, EVIL DEAD, UNDEAD, THE PEOPLE UNDER THE STAIRS, LORD OF ILLUSIONS, GOZU, DEMENTIA 13, PSYCHO 1-4, GHOST SHIP, WITCHBOARD, THE FLY ORIGINAL AND REMAKE, ORIGINAL THE THING, THE THING REMAKE, GHOST ON MARS, VALENTINE, DEATHWATCH, THE SIXTH SENSE, CHILDREN OF THE CORN, THE EXORCIST, THE EXORCIST 3, PET SEMATARY, THE DEAD ZONE, SILVER BULLET, STEPHEN KING'S GRAVEYARD SHIFT, LAKE PLACID, DAGON, URBAN LEGEND, SESSION 9, THE DESCENT UNRATED. ZOMBI 3, ZOMBI 4, ZOMBIE 5, ANDRE THE BUTCHER, GOD TOLD ME TO KILL, TOBE HOOPER'S TOOLBOX MURDER'S, JACK-O, THE TOXIC AVENGER 1-4, TERROR FIRMER, TROMEO AND JULIET, CLASS OF NUKEM HIGN, THE HAZING, SHREDDER, EVIL REMAINS, DETOUR, THE CRAFT, THE DEAD NEXT DOOR, WISHMASTER, BLOODRAYNE, DEVOUR, BUBBA HO-TEP, MOTHER'S DAY, LIVING DOLL, THE DENTIST, OLDBOY, I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER, AMITYVILLE HORROR SERIES, UNDERWORLD 1-2, VILLAGE OF THE DAMNED ORIGINAL AND REMAKE, CHILDREN OF THE DAMNED, FEAR NO EVIL, DEAD AND BREAKFAST, HOUSE ON THE EDGE OF THE PARK, BLUE VELVET, TWIN PEAKS FIRE WALK WITH ME, MAY, SEVEN, SILENACE OF THE LAMBS, IN A GLASS CAGE, DRILLER KILLER, ALIEN SAGA, JACK FROST 1-2, WITCHCRAFT SERIES, MORE TO COME SOON.A HOUSE HAUNTED AND MIXED WITH PAST DEATH AND MODERN BLOODSHED. A TRUE HAUNTED HOUSE STORY.ONE TWO FREDDY COMING FOR YOU. THREE FORE YOU BETTER LOCK YOUR DOOR. FIVE SIX....A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET GAVE US A TRUE MONSTER IN MODERN TERMS. A NIGHTMARE COME TRUE.THE BOOGEYMAN IS COMING. HALLOWEEN THE NIGHT HE CAME HOME. THIS MOVIE WAS BY FAR THE GREATEST OF THE SLASHER FLICKS I WATCH THIS MOVIE AND ALL IT'S BROTHERS EVERY HALLOWEEN IN A MASSIVE HORROR FEST.WATCH THIS MOVIE IN THE DARK AND ALONE. TURN THE SOUND UP AND LISTEN AT GHOST HAUNTING YOU. THE HAUNTING IS A TRUE GEM OF HORROR OF THE PAST. IT LETS YOU USE YOUR MIND TO PUT PICTURE TO SOUND.LAUGH, LAUGH, LOOK AT THOSE TEETH AND SCREAM.
Television:
DARK SHADOWS, NIGHT GALLERY, TWILIGHT ZONE, THE X-FILES, THE OUTER LIMITS, MILLENNIUM, LOST, FRIDAY THE 13TH, V, TALES FROM THE CRYPT, MASTER'S OF HORROR, DEXTER, TWIN PEAKS, THE MONSTERS HD CHANNEL 24/7 OF HORROR BABY. ELVIRA A TRUE BABE OF DARKNESS AND PURE HORROR. SHE CAN MELT ANYONES SOUL.FRANKENSTEIN THE TRUE MAN MADE MONSTER CAN GO UP AGAINST ANY FOE. BORIS KARLOF THE MASTER BEHIND THE MONSTER.
Books:
STEPHEN KING'S IT, THE DARK HALF, THE STAND, CARRIE, CUJO, THE TOMMYKNOCKERS, THE DEAD ZONE, NIGHTMARES AND DREAMSCAPES. ALL OF CLIVE BARKER'S BOOKS. ANNE RICE'S VAMPIRE COLLECTION. ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING OF H.P. LOVECRAFT.
Heroes:
ALL ITALIAN HORROR MOVIE DIRECTORS. ALL HORROR MOVIE DIRECTOR'S THAT TELL THE MPAA RATING SYSTEM TO BLOW THEM. ALL CHESSY B MOVIE ACTORS THAT STAND THEIR GROUND AND GIVE A HIGH FIVE TO THERE ART. FANGORIA MAGAZINE. ALL HOST OF LATE NIGHT HORROR MOVIES IN THE PAST AND THE PRESENT. AND FOR ALL THOSE LEGENDS OF THE HORROR WORLD THAT HAVE GONE OFF INTO THE HORROR WORLD HEAVEN OR HELL. TO MASTER GIANETTO DE ROSSI AND TO LUCIO FULCI REST IN PEACE MY KING OF KINGS MARCH 13, 1996 MANY DOORWAYS LEAD TO HORROR. LULCI OPENED MANY OF THEM. MAYBE A DOOR TO HELL OR SUFFERING OR PAIN OR MAGOT INFESTED BLOODSPLASH.THE WITCHES ARE HERE. CLOSE YOUR EYES AND LISTEN TO THERE DEATH RATTLE.SATAN IS BORN AMONGEST US AND THE LIVING SHALL PARISH AT THE SIGHT OF HIS WICKED WAYS.THE DEAD ARE BELOW IN THE BASEMENT WAITING TO RIP AT THE SOULS OF LIVING MORTALS. THE DEAD HATE THE LIVING AND LIVING HATE THE DEAD.THERE COMING FOR YOU BARBARA, THEY ARE US AND WE ARE THEM. IN THE END FLESH IS ROT AND FOOD FOR THE MAGGOTS OF THE EARTH.THE SHOT WITH THE CREEPY OLD WITCH WOMAN IN THE BASEMENT GETS ME EVERYTIME AS SHE FLOATS ACROSS THE BASEMENT FLOOR.IT'S ALIVE, IT'S ALIVE, I KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO BE GOD NOW. THE DEAD WILL RISE BY MANS HAND, AND THE HAND THAT BROUGHT IT BACK WILL BE DEAD ONE DAY ALSO. TO SEE BEYOND THE GRAVE IN WHAT WE FACE AFTERWARDS AS WE TAKE THAT LAST BREATH OF LIFE. THE WORMS START LICKING THERE LIPS. WE ALL HIDE BEHIND OUR MASK. WE KNOW WHO WE ARE. THE POINT IS WHAT IS HIDING BEHIND YOUR LOVED ONES MASK. THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE EVERY MORNING. THE BEAST COMES OUT IN US ALL AT POINTS IN OUR LIFE. WE ALL ARE BORN EVIL, WE MAKE THE GOOD OUT OF THE BAD.ONLY A SILVER BULLET WILL STRIKE DOWN THE BEAST. WELL I GUESS ANYTHING SILVER. OH THANK WHATEVER GOD I AM SAVED IT'S THE TOXIC AVENGER. THE GREEN CHRIST. I JUST LOVE A MAN IN UNIFORM. IT MAKES ME HOT AND HARD. OH BABY SHOW ME YOUR NIGHTSTICK. HELL NEXT THE ZOMBIES WILL BE HAVING SEX IN THE STREETS. HELL JUST A LITTLE OFF THE TOP ALREADY. OH I LOVE THE TASTE OF COCK, HOW IT MELTS IN MY MOUTH, IT'S SO WARM.SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR SISTER. I GUESS I BETTER STOP.TALK ABOUT TAKING IT IN THE FACE..I'LL SHOW YOU MINE IF YOU SHOW ME YOURS.YOU WANT ME TO STICK IT WHERE.MORE SHIRTLESS BOYS IN THERE UNDERWEAR DEALING WITH THE UNDERWORLD. IT'S QUEER AS FOLK DONE HORROR STYLE.STILL MORE UNDERWEAR WEARING JOCKS ENTERING THE WORLD OF THE SUPERNATURAL. ISN'T THAT FOOTBALL.A MASKED KILLER ON THE LOSE AT A PARTY, WOW.RUN CHILD RUN. THE MONSTER'S ARE REAL. EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW WAS A LIE. TRUTH IS FALSE AND DEATH IS LIFE. CHRISTMAS PRESENTS UNDER THE TREE. AN EAR IN THIS BOX AND A HEAD IN THAT ONE. WOW LOOK MOM I GOT A PENIS WRAPPED WITH A PURPLE BOW.I TOLD YOU TO NEVER TOUCH ME THERE AGAIN.I LOVE MY DEAR SWEET MOTHER. IS'NT SHE A DOLL.RING AROUND THE ROSES POCKET FULL OF NOSES.COME FOR ME BOOGEYMAN.I WISH FOR 40 MILLION DOLLARS. A TWELVE INCH DICK. ETERNAL LIFE. A HOT GIRL AND A HOT GUY THAT LOVE TO JUST SCREW. OH AND WORLD PEACE.WHY CAN'T YOU LEAVE MY POOR SON, MY NORMAN ALONE.WE ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE.JEEPERS CREEPERS WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE PEEPERS.I FELT SORRY FOR THE BAD FELLA. ALWAYS HAVING TO SLEEP FOR ALONG TIME AND ONLY GETTING TO EAT HERE AND THERE. SO WHAT IF HE NEEDS A LEFT NUT OR A RIGHT TIT, CAN'T A MONSTER EAT.MMMMM FINGER LICKING GOOD.HEY IF KEVIN ZEGGERS IS THERE IN THE DARK WITH ME. I WONT BE SCARED. WE CAN CUDDLE UP TOGETHER UNDER THE SHEETS AND HOLD EACH OTHER TIGHT, MY FACE RESTING NEXT TO HIS TIGHT CHEST. SHIT AM I WRITING THIS.NOW THIS IS MY KIND OF GIRL.HAIL TO THE KING BABY.I ONCE KNEW A MAN WITH BALLS OF BRASS, WHEN THEY CLANGED BETWEEN HIS LEGS SPARKS SHOT OUT HIS ASS.YOU GOT TO HAVE FAITH, FAITH, FAITH, YOU GOT TO HAVE FAITHHOLY CRAP CHARLIE BROWN IT'S THE GREAT PUMPKIN.IT'S A BOY, NO IT'S A GIRL HOLY CRAP IT'S A MUTANT. SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A DONKEY.HE IS REALLY GOING TO NAIL HER.CUT ME BABY, CUT ME.HAHA I SEE YOUR HINNY SO WHITE AND SHINNYI LOVE A GOOD JOKE. KNOCK KNOCK (WHOS THERE) NOBODY YOUR DEAD.CARVE THE PUMPKINS. LIGHT THE CANDLE. HAND OUT THE TREATS.TIP TOE THROUGH THE TULIPS WITH ME. AND MY CHAINSAW.HAHAHA YOUR PENIS IS SO SMALL.THE WHOLE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH.THE WOLF IS OUT, THE MOON IS FULL AND THE LUST FOR FLESH AND BLOOD IS AT A HIGH.THE MONSTER LIVES EVERYWHERE HE NEVER DIES.WHERE'S ME POT OF GOLD YOU BITCHES.I PERFER THE ASS CHEEKS IT'S GOT MORE MEAT, SOFTER AND TENDER TO THE CHEW.BRING OUT YOUR DEAD, BRING OUT YOUR DEAD, ALL IS WELCOME.CABIN FEVER/HOUSE OF A THOUSAND CORPSES.NOW THATS HOW YOU KILL YOURSELF.HANDS OVER A CHALK BOARD.TRUE MADNESS IS WITHIN US ALL.CHICK WITCHES, BITCHEN.THE GHOST ARE ALL AROUND US.I AM YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN.GAME OVER YOU LOOSE.LETS PLAY A LITTLE GAME.OPEN UP AND SAY AWWWWWWWSEE WHAT TO MUCH HEAD WILL DO TO YOU.CHILDREN GONE BAD.THE FULL MOON IS OUT.THE GREATEST WEREWOLF FLICK.SUCK MY BLOOD GARY.TRUE HORROR IS DEFINED BY THE MASTER AND MIND BEHIND IT. ANYONE CAN TELL A STORY OR MAKE A MOVIE. THE POINT IS YOU MUST HAVE A MOVIE THAT STICKS WITH PEOPLE. A MOVIE THEY WILL REMEMBER FORTY YEARS DOWN THE LINE IF NOT LONGER. HORROR FANS ARE NOT EASY WHEN IT COMES TO TRUE HORROR. HORROR MUST APPEAL IT CAN;T JUST BE SHIT, ALTHOU SOMETIMES CRAP IS OKAY JUST NOT ALL THE TIME. WE DON'T NEED REMAKES ALL THE TIME IF AT ALL. WE NEED NEW DIRECTORS, WRITERS SUCH AS ELI ROTH, DANTE TOMASELLI PEOPLE THAT ARE WILLING TO SHOW THE FANS NEW LITTLE TWIST ON OLD IDEAS. HOW MANY TIMES CAN YOU REMAKE NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD, THE ORIGINAL IS A CLASSIC LEAVE IT THE HELL ALONE. TEXAS CAHINSAW MASSACRE CLASSIC STOP MESSING WITH IT. DAWN OF THE DEAD IT'S A CLASSIC PISS OFF AND LEAVE IT ALONE. THE ONLY TIME RAMAKES SHOULD BE OKAY IS IF THE MOVIE STANDS OUT BY ITSELF AS A WHOLE NEW IDEA, DON'T CALL IT THE ORIGINAL AND CHANGE IT, MAKE A NEW MOVIE THAT STANDS ALONE WITH OUT HAVING FINGER SEX WITH THE CLASSIC.STAY AWAY FROM ME YOUR INFECTED.OH GOD A MAN DRESSED IN DRAG.WE ARE ALL SHADOWS INSIDE THE DARKNESS.VAMPIRE JOCKS SUCKING BLOOD AND TEASING THE BOYS.*************************OH YES THERE SHALL BE BLOOD.A NEW VISION IS COMING.WE ALL GO A LITTLE MAD SOMETIMES.JASON IS COMING.RUN, RUN, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE.THE FOG IS HERE.JASON MY LITTLE BOY.SORRY JACK CHUCKY'S BACK.I SMELL YOUR COCK PULL IT OUT, I'AM STARVING. WE ALL ARE MONSTER IN OUR OWN MIND AND THOUGHTS. THAT MONSTER CAN ONLY BE LET FREE IS WE CHOOSE IT. THAT IS THE REALITY OF BEING HUMAN. ANIMAL BEAST AND YET WE FIGHT TO BE SO CALLED NORMAL.IT'S COMING. IT'S COMING. FROM THE NEW MASTER OF HORROR NICK THE MAN WITH HORROR BLOOD.THE TRUE VAMPIRE STORY. A MASTERPIECE THAT HAS HELD IT'S JOURNEY IN TIME AND IN DARKNESS.FLESH IS TENDER AND THE WILL TO KILL IS IN US ALL, WE HAVE TO FIGHT THE ANIMAL SIDE.THE WOLF IS CALLING OUT. OUR INSIDES ARE A FLAME WITH THE DESIRE TO BURST FORTH INTO THE WORLD OF DEATH.CAN YOU FEEL IT. IT'S ON YOUR SPINE, DON'T SCREAM, DON'T SCREAM, IT'S, IT'S THE TINGLERSCREAM, SCREAM, SCREAM, FOR YOUR LIFE.WATCH FOR DEATH, FOR DEATH WATCHES YOU.WE ALL GO A LITTLE CRAZY INSIDE THIS REALITY WE CALL LIFE.DEATH IS IN US ALL. ZOMBIES AND BITCHES WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT.WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO CANDYWHAT ARE THEY DOING TO CANDY.WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO CANDYWHAT ARE THEY DOING TO CANDYWE BECOME AND ARE WHAT WE EAT ANIMALS. GREAT HORROR MAGAZINE THAT KEEP'S IT BLEEDING. ONE OF THE BEST HORROR MAGAZINES ON THE MARKET.AN ODD MOVIE MIXED WITH HORROR, SUSPENSE, DRAMA, MYSTERY. A MUST SEE.
