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About Me

Hi.
This here cybertome of stylish filth and technicolor fury is a deeluxe apartment built for two. Contrary to, or because of, locally sanctioned pronoun discrimination, the gender of present space shall change with the wind & whim just for the halibut, as well as for special occasions when one of us completely takes over for a limited time,
while supplies last.
We'd hold your hand like a baby for the rest of the tour, but we's be late for our fancy-frug-n-facial-ice cream-social.
Thanks for dropping it in!
^Click the shrimping couple in love to know more^
♦
" As you know, we run a baby ring. Oh, it's a very simple process; we keep two girls at all times who are impregnated by Channing, our rather fertile servant. We sell the babies to lesbian couples, and then we invest the money in various businesses around town. We own a few pornography shops, plus we front money to a chain of heroin pushers in the inner city elementary schools.
We feel that the attention that's been focused on Divine lately is most unfair. She is merely a common thief and murderer. Unfortunately for us, our line of work limits our chances for publicity and travel, but this does not mean that we wish to go unnoticed. "

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

If you don't love horror, humbuggery, ballyhoo, burlesque, 1930s glamour, exploitation, comics, cartoons, carnivals
or JOHN WATERS, then feel free to keep on thumb-trippin, sucka!

"I guess there's just two kinds of people, Miss Sandstone: MY kind of people, and assholes.
It's rather obvious which category
you fit into.
Have a nice day."

Music:

.Celtic Frost.
.Watain.
.Behemoth.
.Nile.
.Taake.
.Glorior Belli.
.Carpathian Forest.
.Nattefrost.
.Deathspell Omega.
.Gorgoroth.
.Trelldom.
.Blacklodge.
.Nachtmystium.
.Scorn.
.Dodsferd.
.Wardruna.
.Merrimack.
.Corpus Christii.
.Vorkreist.
.Aphex Twin.
.Averse Sefira.
.Origin.
.Foscor.
.Temple of Baal.
.Wolves in the Throne Room.
.Kalki Avatara.
.Negura Bunget.
.Farsot.
.Opeth.
.Obscurus Advocam.
.Solefald.
.Hennes Siste Host.
.Blood of the Black Owl.
.Dissection.
.Gaahlskagg.
.1349.
.Immortal.
.I.
.Umoral.
.Zweizz.
.Nidingr.
.Theoktony.
.Martriden.
.Goblin.
.Daemonia.
.Luker of Chalice.
.Horna.
.Havoc Unit.
.Meshuggah.
.Arsis.
.Malfeitor.
.Profundi.
.Nifelheim.
.Helrunar.
.Ulver.
.Vesania.
.Leviathan.
.Enslaved.
.Krisiun.
.Keep of Kalessin.
.Dead to this World.
.Pencil Lead Syringe.
.Karl Sanders.
.Dimmu Borgir.
.Acrimonious.
.Coffins.
.Chaos Omen.
.DragonForce.
.Art 238.
.Psychic TV.
.Caina.
.Gallhammer.
.Mortiis.
.Adorior.
.Six Feet Under.
.Anaal Nathrakh.
.Tjolgtjar.
.Fantomas.
.Velvet Acid Christ.
.Neurosis.
.Hellhammer.
.Burzum.
.Throneum.
.Queens of the Stone Age.
.Emperor.
.Abruptum.
.Must Missa.
.The Sin:Decay.
.Goresoerd.
.Tharaphita.
.Sabbat.
.Amon Amarth.
.Blackmass.
.Witchcraft.
.Xasthur.
.Raspatul.
.Sigh.
.Cradle of Filth.
.Dark Funeral.
.The Red Chord.
.Arch Enemy.
.Atari Teenage Riot.
.Goatwhore.
.Decapitated.
.Lux Occulta.
.Hypocrisy.
.Bathory.
.Primitive Graven Image.
.Naglfar.
.Haxan.
.Belphegor.
.Cannibal Corpse.
.Morbid Angel.
.High on Fire.
.Nattervrede.
.Ennio Morricone.
.Claudio Simonetti.
.Stelvio Cipriani.
.Bruno Nicolai.
.Fabio Frizzi.
.Riz Ortolani.
.Piero Umiliani.
.Edda Dell'Orso.
.Alessandro Alessandroni.
.Carlo Rusticelli.
.Piero Piccioni.
.Henry Mancini.
.The Giallos Flame.
.Ebu Gogo.
.Joe Christ.
.Los Reactors.
.Genesis (1970-1975).
.Peter Gabriel (1977-1986).
.The Damned.
.Tom Waits.
.Dead Can Dance.
.Danzig.
.Samhain.
.Misfits.
.Adam and the Ants.
.Tom Jones.
.Future Sound of London.
.Massive Attack.
.Jesus Lizard.
.Type O Negative.
.Butthole Surfers.
.Mr. Bungle.
.Tomahawk.
.Faith No More.
.Peaches Christ.
.Thee Majesty.
.Throbbing Gristle.
.Dr. Octagon.
.Tricky.
.Prince.
.Parliament.
.Funkadelic.
.Curtis Mayfield.
.D'Angelo.
.Funker Vogt.
.Sepultura.
.Nailbomb.
.Pigface.
.Doomtree.
.Boyd Rice.
.The Devil Bats.
.Public Enemy.
.Outkast.
.Cocteau Twins.
.The Prodigy.
.Morphine.
.Everything But The Girl.
.John Lurie and The Lounge Lizards.
.PJ Harvey.
.Apoptygma Berserk.
.Depeche Mode.
.k.d. lang.
.Annie Lennox.
.The Pogues.
.Shane MacGowan and the Popes.
.Chuck Mangione.
.George Michael.
.Southern Death Cult.
.The Reverend Horton Heat.
.The Cure.
.The Doors.
.Wagon Christ.
.Steve Von Till.
.Marilyn Manson.
.Portishead.
.Wesley Willis.
.David Bowie.
.Bjork.
.Helmet.
.The Melvins.
.Elvis Costello.
.Talking Heads.
.David Byrne.
.Brian Ferry.
.Roxy Music.
.Motorhead.
.Johnny Cash.
.Elvis Presley.
.Chris Isaak.
.Wayne Newton.
.Harry Connick, Jr.
.Aimee Mann.
.Edith Piaf.
.Charlie Parker.
.Wynton Marsalis.
.Curtis Mayfield.
.Louis Prima.
.Diana Krall.
.Billie Holiday.
.Cab Calloway.
.Benny Goodman.
.Vince Guaraldi.
.Gene Krupa.
.Fletcher Henderson.
.John Coltrane.
.Raymond Scott.
.Scott Joplin.
.Fred Astaire.
.Count Basie.
.Chet Baker.
.The Mills Bros.
.Jelly Roll Morton.
.Duke Ellington.
.Django Reinhardt.
.Artie Shaw.
.Bessie Smith.
.R.L. Burnside.
.Link Wray and the Raymen.
.Davie Allan and the Arrows.
.The Centurions.
.Guitar Wolf.
.The Sonics.
.The Cramps.
.Eagles of Death Metal.
.The White Stripes.
.The Hives.
.The Black Keys.
.Southern Culture on the Skids.
.man or astro_man?.
.Sonny Sharrock.
.Gein and the Graverobbers.
.The Phantom Creeps.
.The Brimstones.
.The Crimson Ghosts.
.The Bomboras.
.The Creepniks.
.Hawaii Samurai.
.The Ghastly Ones.
.Los Straitjackets.
.Satan's Pilgrims.
.Dick Dale and his Del-Tones.
.Carnivore.
.Down.
.Slayer.
.Rammstein.
.KMFDM.
.Genitorturers.
.Rob Zombie.
.Mad Capsule Markets.
.My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult.
.Supreme Beings of Leisure.
.T. Raumschmiere.
.Messer Chups.
.Peaches.
.WHITESNAKE.

Movies:

.Horror.
.Gore.
.Slasher.
.Splatter.
.Giallo.
.Gothic Thriller.
.Hammer Studios.
.Amicus.
.American International Pictures.
.Poverty Row.
.Exploitation.
.Sexploitation.
.Nunsploitation.
.Hicksploitation.
.Blaxploitation.
.Reichsploitation.
.Beatsploitation.
.Mexploitation.
.Psychosexual.
.Video Underground.
.Creature Feature.
.Gutter Trash.
.Biker Trash.
.Euro Trash.
.Drive-In Double Features.
.Grindhouse-au-Go Go.
.WIP.
.Juvenile Delinquent.
.Untamed Rock n' Roll.
.Classroom Scare Films.
.Rape-Revenge.
.Mondo Macabro.
.Ninjitsu Madness.
.Volleyball Epics.
.Roughies.
.Ghoulies.
.Nudie Cuties.
.Satanic Sickies.
.Loops.
.Peeps.
.Burlesque.
.Vintage XXX.
.BOSOMANIA.
.Asian Pink.
.Roman Porno.
.Sukeban.
.Tits-n-Tentacles.
.Chambara.
.HK Category III.
.UK Certificate 18.
.Horse Operas.
.Spaghetti Westerns.
.Silents.
.Pre-code Hollywood.
.Golden Age Hollywood.
.Slapstick.
.Screwball.
.John Barrymore.
.Orson Welles.
.Robert Wise.
.Frank Capra.
.George Cukor.
.Ida Lupino.
.George Stevens.
.Michael Powell.
.Jules White.
.Hal Roach.
.Laurel & Hardy.
.WC Fields.
.The Four Marx Brothers.
.Charles Chaplin.
.Douglas Fairbanks.
.Buster Keaton.
.Fred Astaire.
.Ginger Rogers.
.Fay Wray.
.Greta Garbo.
.Lillian Gish.
.Louise Brooks.
.Alice White.
.Edward Everett Horton.
.Eric Blore.
.Robert Mitchum.
.John Garfield.
.Burt Lancaster.
.Kirk Douglas.
.Cary Grant.
.James Cagney.
.Bela Lugosi.
.Boris Karloff.
.Lon Chaney.
.Conrad Veidt.
.Terence Fisher.
.Christopher Lee.
.Peter Cushing.
.Oliver Reed.
.Ingrid Pitt.
.Herbert Lom.
.Martine Beswick.
.Veronica Carlson.
.Andre Morell.
.Shane Briant.
.Michael Ripper.
.Ralph Bates.
.Paul Massie.
.Caroline Munro.
.Hazel Court.
.Klaus Kinski.
.Donald Pleasance.
.Barry Mahon.
.Doris Wishman.
.Michael & Roberta Findlay.
.Tinto Brass.
.Russ Meyer.
.Tura Satana.
.Haji.
.Kitten Natividad.
.Uschi Digard.
.Erica Gavin.
.Edwige Fenech.
.Darlene & Dawn Bennett.
.Tempest Storm.
.Blaze Starr.
.Yvette Vickers.
.Virginia Bell.
.Chesty Morgan.
.John Waters.
.Jack Smith.
.The Kuchar Bros.
.Andy Milligan.
.Elke Sommer.
.Daria Nicolodi.
.Christina Lindberg.
.Joe Sarno.
.Radley Metzger.
.RL Frost.
.HG Lewis.
.Dave Friedman.
.Kroger Babb.
.Dwain Esper.
.K. Gordon Murray.
.Bill Osco.
.Alex DeRenzy.
.Gerard Damiano.
.Bob Chinn.
.John C. Holmes.
.Harry Reems.
.Rene Bond.
.Desiree Costeau.
.Desiree West.
.Carol Connors.
.Traci Lords.
.Sue Nero.
.Christy Canyon.
.Sandi Carey.
.Sandy Dempsey.
.Jamie Gillis.
.Zebedy Colt.
.Ryuhei Kitamura.
.Takeshi Kitano.
.Takashi Miike.
.Seijun Suzuki.
.Ringo Lam.
.Tsui Hark.
.Jon Woo.
.Hideo Nagata.
.Jimmy Wang Yu.
.Bruce Lee.
.Jose Mojica Marins.
.Carl Theodor Dreyer.
.F.W. Murnau.
.Paul Leni.
.Fritz Lang.
.Eric von Stroheim.
.Lars Von Trier.
.Timo Rose.
.Jonas Ackerlund.
.Guy Maddin.
.Shaw Bros.
.Ramsay Bros.
.Golden Harvest.
.Robert Rodriguez.
.Jim Jarmusch.
.Wes Anderson.
.Martin Scorcese.
.David Fincher.
.Guy Ritchie.
.Tim Burton.
.Tom Tykwer.
.Darren Aronofsky.
.Roman Polanski.
.David Lynch.
.P.T. Anderson.
.Sam Fuller.
.Sam Peckinpah.
.Timothy Carey.
.Aldo Ray.
.John Farrow.
.Jules Dassin.
.John Huston.
.Howard Hawks.
.Billy Wilder.
.William Wellman.
.Raoul Walsh.
.Michael Curtiz.
.Jacques Tourneur.
Val Lewton.
.Carol Reed.
.Anthony Mann.
.Anthony Dawson.
.Frank Kramer.
.Sergio Leone.
.Sergio Corbucci.
.Sergio Martino.
.Mario Bava.
.Lucio Fulci.
.Umberto Lenzi.
.Dario Argento.
.Roger Corman.
.Bob Clark.
.Buddy G.
.William Castle.
.Edward D. Wood, Jr.
.Jerry Warren.
.Al Adamson.
.Ray Dennis Steckler.
.Frank Henenlotter.
.Charles Pinion.
.Scooter McCrae.
.Joe Christ.
.Rudy Ray Moore.

Television:

.Tom Goes to the Mayor.
.Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!.
.Xavier: Renegade Angel
.Saul of the Mole Men.
.Metalocalypse.
.Garth Marenghi's Darkplace.
.Man to Man with Dean Learner.
.The IT Crowd.
.12 Oz. Mouse.
.Squidbillies.
.Perfect Hair Forever.
.Ren & Stimpy + all Spumco.
.The Brak Show.
.Space Ghost Coast to Coast.
.Cartoon Planet.
.Harvey Birdman.
.Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
.Home Movies.
.Robot Chicken.
.Sealab 2021 [pre-Shanks].
.'Til Death Do Us Part.
.John Waters Presents: Movies That Will Corrupt You.
.Doctor Who.
.That Mitchell and Webb Look.
.Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares.
.Anthony Bourdain's No Reservations.
.Attack of the Show.
.Twin Peaks [R.I.P].
.Most Haunted.
.Project Runway.
.Top Chef.
.Clean House.
.Solitary.
.The Bad Girls Club.
.Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew.
.To Catch a Predator.
.Playmania [R.I.P.].
.How Do I Look?.
.What Not To Wear [both versions].
.How Clean is Your House?.
.David Dickinson's Bargain Hunt.
.Good Eats.
.Paula's Party.
.Giada's Weekend Getaways.
.Simply Delicioso.
.Nigella Bites.
.Blow Out.
.The Graham Norton Effect.
.Perfect Housewives.
.Cash in the Attic.
.Penn & Teller's BULLSHIT!.
.Success In Life with Robert Tilton.
.The Tudors.
.Wonderfalls.
.Da Ali G Show.
.Trading Spouses.
.Wife Swap.
.Flavor of Love.
.I Love New York.
.Reel Wild Cinema [R.I.P.].
.Carnivale [R.I.P.].
.Iron Chef.
.MXC.
.Ninja Warrior.
.Six Feet Under [R.I.P.].
.Looney Tunes.
.Merrie Melodies.
.Happy Harmonies.
.Silly Symphonies.
.60s/70s/80s animation
[Hanna-Barbera - Filmation - Famous Studios - Disney - Rankin/Bass - Nelvana - WEA Corp.]
.Judge Mathis.
.People's Court.
.Elimidate [R.I.P.].
.Blind Date.
.X-Treme Dating [R.I.P.].
.Cheaters.
.Stooge-a-palooza.
.Svengoolie.
.The Twilight Zone [R.I.P.].
.Tales From the Darkside [R.I.P.]. .World's Wildest Police Videos.
.COPS.
.DOG: The Bounty Hunter [R.I.P].
.IFC.
.TCM.
.TBN.
.The Sundance Channel.
.Maury.
.Jerry Springer.
.Chappelle's Show [R.I.P.].
.The A-Team [R.I.P.].
.Airwolf [R.I.P.].
.Good Times [R.I.P.].
.Night Court [R.I.P.].
.Three's Company.
.Six Million Dollar Man [R.I.P.].
.Bionic Woman [R.I.P.].
.Mystery Science Theater 3000 [R.I.P.].
.All In The Family [R.I.P.].
.Family Feud [Dickie Dawson era] [R.I.P.].
.Lingo.
.Press Your Luck [R.I.P.].
.Card Sharks [R.I.P.].
.Let's Make A Deal [R.I.P.].
.The Dating Game [R.I.P.].
.Love Connection [R.I.P.].
.The Gong Show [R.I.P.].

Match Game '73-'79 [R.I.P.]

Books:

Charles Bukowski
John Fante
Nikos Kazantzakis
Milan Kundera
Gregory Corso
Andrei Codrescu
Brion Gysin
Allen Ginsberg
Edogawa Rampo
Anais Nin
Kurt Vonnegut
Genesis P-Orridge
William S. Burroughs
Kenward Elmslie
Russell Edson
August Kleinzahler
Arthur Rimbaud
Herman Hesse
Katherine Dunn
Alan Alexander Milne
Oscar Wilde
Neil Gaiman
Garth Ennis
Warren Ellis
Grant Morrison
Eugene O'Neil
George S. Kaufman
J.T. LeRoy
Charles Dickens
Charles Baudelaire

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