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Undead Film Critic

About Me

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My Interests

Brains
Film

I'd like to meet:

Music:

The Ghastly Ones
Mephiskapheles
Horrorpops
Queens Of The Stone Age
Los Straitjackets
The Reverend Horton Heat
DJ Shadow
Satan's Pilgrims
The Bomboras
The Detroit Cobras
Blue Meanies
5,6,7,8s
Stereophonic Space Sound Unlimited
Rob Zombie
Amazing "Royal to the Loyal" Crowns
Rocket From The Crypt
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Hepcat
Dan The Automator
Gorillaz
Portishead
Toadies
Andre Williams
The Raveonettes
Handsome Boy Modeling School
Deltron 3030
Kid Koala
Lovage
NOFX
Me First and the Gimme Gimmes

Movies:

The Films of
George A. Romero
Jack Hill
Jess Franco
Takashi Miike
Frank Henenlotter
Herschell Gordon Lewis
Fritz Lang
Russ Meyer
John Waters
David Cronenberg
Guillermo del Toro
Stuart Gordon
Terry Gilliam
Dario Argento
David Lynch
Ryuhei Kitamura
Christophe Gans
Sam Raimi
Akira Kurosawa
Jean-Pierre Jeunet
Peter Jackson
Don Coscarelli
Christopher Nolan
Kinji Fukasaku
Tim Burton
Coen Brothers
Ridley Scott
Hideo Nakata
Luc Besson
Spike Jonze
Yuen Woo-Ping
David Fincher
Sergio Leone
Robert Rodriguez
Terry Zwigoff
Quentin Tarantino
Wes Anderson
Lloyd Kaufman
Darren Aronofsky
Tom Tykwer

Television:

Lost
The Simpsons
Ghost Hunters
House
C.S.I.
Bones
Heros
Family Guy
South Park
Sunday Morning Shootout
Penn & Teller Bullshit!

Books:

Immoral Tales : European Sex & Horror Movies, 1956-1984
Profoundly Disturbing : The Shocking Movies that Changed History
The Satanic Screen: An Illustrated Guide to the Devil in Cinema
A Taste Of Blood: The Films of Herschell Gordon Lewis
Agitator: The Cinema Of Takashi Miike
Sleazoid Express: A Mind-Twisting Tour Through the Grindhouse Cinema of Times Square
See No Evil
Eaten Alive!: Italian Cannibal and Zombie Movies
Lost Highways: An Illustrated History of Road Movies
The Yakuza Movie Book: A Guide to Japanese Gangster Films
Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way & If Chins Could Kill : Confessions of a B Movie Actor
Bettie Page: The Life of a Pin-Up Legend
Betty Page Confidential

My Blog

Apocalypse Oz (2006)

There used to be a show on the Sci-Fi channel called Exposure that I watched religiously. It was an hour long program of nothing but short films that usually either fit into the science fiction or hor...
Posted by The Undead Film Critic on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 11:38:00 PST

Seeding of a Ghost (1983)

Why would anybody buy an oversized novelty matchstick? What use could it possibly serve?I can only imagine that it might be an impulse buy while shopping at Spencer gifts or some other random specialt...
Posted by The Undead Film Critic on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 06:48:00 PST

Remakesploitation

My full Remakesploitation article can now be found at WORLDWEIRD CINEMA. Please do yourself & the world a favor by gracing its pages.    American cinemas are currently ove...
Posted by The Undead Film Critic on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 08:43:00 PST

Conquest (1983)

Bat Shit Insane  [bat shit in-seyn]-adjective 1. not sane; not of sound mind; mentally deranged as if covered in bat guano.  2. utterly senseless: a bat shit insane plan 3. Lucio Fulci's Con...
Posted by The Undead Film Critic on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 08:07:00 PST

Pinky Violence Posters UPDATED

What is Pinky Violence? It's a line of sexy, action-exploitation thrillers begun in the late sixties in Japan. These films featured female yakuzas and girl boss guerillas duking it out for their ...
Posted by The Undead Film Critic on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 10:52:00 PST

El Buque Maldito (1974)

Based on my film viewing experience, if you are an attractive woman between 17 and 30 years of age and your in a low budget motion picture made in either Italy or Spain during the 70's, there is an 80...
Posted by The Undead Film Critic on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 07:35:00 PST

Top 7 DVD's of 2006

07. 3 DEV ADAM - Super Collectible Edition (1973) - Finally! Thanks to Onar Films, one of cult cinema's weirdest & wildest achievements received the tender loving care that it so richly deserved.0...
Posted by The Undead Film Critic on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 06:31:00 PST

EL ÁNGEL EXTERMINADOR (1962)

Luis Buñuel's surreal classic has been reviewed and studied by critics and scholars far more talented than I. So I am not even going to try and attempt to match wits with those who would analyze every...
Posted by The Undead Film Critic on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 07:47:00 PST

Judging a DVD by its cover.

I wanted to take a moment to educate & discuss the subtle art of the "Blind Buy". If you are unfamiliar with this term, it basically means buying a DVD based on little to no information about the ...
Posted by The Undead Film Critic on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 08:18:00 PST

Zombiegeddon (2003)

Jesus where do I start?Besides Lloyd Kaufman's usual Carnival Barker act, the Troma DVD release of Zombiegeddon opens with a warning from House Of The Dead director Uwe Boll. He basically warns you (...
Posted by The Undead Film Critic on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 08:52:00 PST