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About Me

In a nutshell...
I don't listen to people who don't like me.
Asami is my psuedo Myspace alterego, I occasionally use to distinguish those who actually reads my rants.
I have an imaginary friend named Mr.Frankenbones.
And he's fuckin' awesome.
Although I have been accused of it, I am not the DEVIL.
But I almost became a mortician.
I have serious OCD and ADD and am completely ok with it. If you can't handle my personality, that is YOUR issue.
I am not in search of myself.
But I don't mind if you are.
I have selective hearing.
I am a loyal friend.
I have a Chihuahua named Chupacabra.
And she is the stereotypical small dog.
And we question whether she's inbred.
I talk ALOT.
I've always appreciated the beauty in women...
I like people who are nice to me.
If rubbed the wrong way, I can be a dick.
I am a hopeless romantic and LOVE to be LOVED.
And given lots of attention.
But I also love my space alot and can give a person alot of it, if needed.
I am incapable of whistling and this upsets me greatly.
If I were to write anymore, I'd be in danger of being called vain. And fuck you, if you do.
And finally...clearly I had too much time on my hands.

My Interests

Wormwood Animated Comic - Animation by Stever and Frank.
Music by Stever.
For more of their talent:
myspace.com/stevermusicrocks
myspace.com/frankgryner

Dario Argento's "La Terza Madre" Preview

This is one of my favorite photos by Chad Michael Ward.

I love the Mooninites.

And Mitch Hedberg.

And Robots.

And Zombies are cool too.

I want a wire saw and the opportunity to use it

I love to be hugged and cuddled.

And kissed repeatedly.

And told that I am fabulous.

Especially by gay men.

I dig dinosaurs.

Pomegranates and fresh figs are sexy.

I love the smell of cucumber slices and fresh cut grass.

I've always wanted a shot gun but will settle for a sniper rifle.

I love the term mud butt.

I'm a sucker for Eggs Benedict.

Tom.

I'd like to meet:

He's a han'some bugga, inn't he?

But above all else...this man. Danny Trejo. And this Saturday, I will. Sweet.

Music:

Mike Patton (because I love the Lovage)

Portishead

Gugh, a list wouldn't even begin to scratch the surface. I can appreciate ALL kinds of music

Movies:

Foreign Films in general...

Takashi Miike, Dario Argento
Tom Tykwer
Chan-wook Park
Jean-Pierre Jeunet
and etc...

Most Horror flicks, Cult Classics, Indies, etc...

Terry Gilliam
Coen Bros.
etc...
I'm open minded. I don't always need to have a cathartic experience to enjoy a film. I can watch a movie just for amusement. Although, I do gravitate towards the dark and deviant.

Television:

ALL Adult Swim but especially "Tim & Eric's Awesome Show, Great Job!"

Books:

Most non fictional books about serial killers and evil/dangerous women. Recently finished reading "Perfume" and "World War Z" (both AWESOME).

Everytime a new issue of "Wormwood, the Gentleman Corpse" comes into the home, I get a little gitty.

Steve Niles is amazing!

I love the Hack/Slash series, as well.

Heroes:

People who don't apologize for who they are. People who love, like they've never been hurt. People who are loyal. People who can be honest (instead of being a coward). People who can handle honesty.

My Blog

David Arquette's "The Tripper"

I just had the pleasure of seeing "The Tripper" at Screamfest, this past week. The film is directed by David Arquette and Exec. Producer is Steve Niles!!!! What can I say about this movie...
Posted by Trejulie Stamos on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 08:15:00 PST

You fucked me again IKEA!

This weekend, I went to Ikea to purchase, a much needed coffee table. And of course, in true Ikea form, they fucked me. As I began to assemble (with only Swedish directions & lame-o pictures to gu...
Posted by Trejulie Stamos on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

It is NOT okay to throw hot, boiled cabbage at grandpa!

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Posted by Trejulie Stamos on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I gummed her

So, I'm driving to work this morning and some crazy broad tried to cut me off. She could have succeeded had she kicked up her speed a bit. But instead of recognizing that her inabilit...
Posted by Trejulie Stamos on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 05:06:00 PST

meeting new people is fun

So it wasn't the smartest thing to post my IM on myspace. A fella decides to IM me and I opted to engage. Hell, why not?! I'm in a space where I am open to meeting new people and exposed to new things...
Posted by Trejulie Stamos on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST