Wiping off butts and faces. World peace. ************************************************************ *Here's how others describe me:"Did you ever step out of the shower and start to dry off, then wonder is that part of the towel, the part you were just drying your butt with? Or worse yet, is that the part your room-mate was drying his butt with? We have the solution, its the Butt Face Towel, it is soft & fluffy, funny and practical!The high quality terry cloth bath towel has two distinct sides. One side is clearly marked BUTT, one side of the towel is marked FACE. Never again will you have to wonder if the part of the towel your rubbing all over your face to dry off was just drying your cheeks again!The Butt-Face Towel is 100% cotton and measures about 45" x 25". It makes a great gag gift, but don't forget to get one for yourself."
People who own me, people who have disowned me. People who have given me as a gift, people who have received me as a gift. Or people who've just seen me in catalogs or on cheap-ass websites like Taylor Gifts and have thus laughed at me. Also, dogs who wipe their feet on me are cool too.********************************************************
***********This is the FACE side of the towel's mantra...
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Which team do you belong to???
- Get Your Own
- Get Your Own
Anything you can dance "cheek to cheek" to.
This is what happens to towels that hate on me. ************************************************************ It's 8 AM...do you know where your towel's been? ************************************************************ This is clearly child abuse. There's no telling what this towel has been up to, or up in.
I love to party with Towelie. He's such a rockstar.
I don't read. I'm a towel.
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My lil' bro, the Butt/Face Soap. He takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'... Here's what people are saying about my brother:"This may gross you out, but it must be said...Did you ever wonder why they bother to add scents to soap? You know -- scents like "lilac morning" or "grapefruit splash" or "evening dew" -- those kind of smells?Soap companies don't want you to know, but here's the ugly reason...They do it so you won't notice how disgusting the soap smells once you've washed your butt.Studies show that 93% of people begin their showers by soaping the lower regions and working upwards. That means that 9 out of 10 people rub something against their face that, only moments earlier, was gliding and probing where the sun don't shine.So now you know... The scents are added so you won't realize you're washing your face with tush-tainted soap.But before you puke into your keyboard, check out Butt / Face Soap.This brilliant cleanser solves the problem by clearly defining which side of the soap is for the face, and which side is for the butt.The words BUTT and FACE are clearly molded into the sides of the soap. And, to make sure there's no confusion, the Butt side of the soap is brown. Crude? You bet. But it gets the job done.Now that you know the dark secret behind soap scents, how can you possibly return to your old soap habits? For your next shower, switch to Butt / Face Soap -- And when it comes time to wash your face, fear not and breathe deeply. (just make sure you're sniffing the right side)"