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Beer

About Me

"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."

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My Interests

"Beer Lovers Are My Interest"... Sometimes when I reflect back I become concerned about all the beer they drink . Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If you didn't drink, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that you drink and let their dreams come true, than to be selfish and worry about your liver. Your Friend "Beer"

I'd like to meet:

People that Love me for who I am..."Beer"!

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Heroes:

The Brewers!
They make "Me" Just right for you, "My Friends"!

I can help Look how relaxed he is! Earlier that day he wrecked his car, his wife left him, his dog ran away, and he lost his job,
but after a nice soaking with "Me"! He's stress free and doesn't have a care in the world. Way to go little buddy!

Don't fret boys!
There's plenty more where that came from.
After all, I've had a few accidents myself.
Remember if your drinking, never trust a fart!

My Blog

Ten Things about Me!

1. With me, everyday's a celebration. 2. I tend to cause others too make an ass of themselves. . 3. I'm told &I go down easy, and I'm quite satisfying. 4. Beer stains wash out. 5. I don't get jealous ...
Posted by Beer on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 09:51:00 PST

Drinking byThe Rules

1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour. 2. Always toast before doing a shot. 3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast. 4. Chan...
Posted by Beer on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 11:10:00 PST

Buffalo Theory

In one episode of 'Cheers', Cliff is seated at the bar describing the 'Buffalo Theory' to his buddy Norm. I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this... "Well you see, Nor...
Posted by Beer on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 04:16:00 PST