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DIAL

So fresh and so CLEAN!!!!!

About Me

Hi I am Dial. I was born in 1948! I love to be poured on a puff or wash cloth and used to scrub off all your bacteria! I like hydrogen peroxide and bleach, they are my germ fighting friends!

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Yesterday Today

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: DIAL
Birthday: In the ARMOUR meat packing plant
Birthplace: Chicago
Current Location: Your bathroom sink
Eye Color: I have no eyes
Hair Color: I don't have hair
Height: 6"
Right Handed or Left Handed: I only have a hand pump
Your Heritage: I'm an American
The Shoes You Wore Today: No Feet
Your Weakness: Too much water makes me weak
Your Fears: Running out.
Your Perfect Pizza: One made with clean hands
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Conquering all bacteria
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Clean up your act
Thoughts First Waking Up: Bacteria never sleeps and neither do I!
Your Best Physical Feature: My bright orange color
Your Bedtime: I fight bacteria 24/7
Your Most Missed Memory: My humble beginings
Pepsi or Coke: Not clean enough for me to drink
MacDonalds or Burger King: Too many dirty people work there
Single or Group Dates: Group dates with a variety of soap
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I can't drink it, makes me sudsy
Chocolate or Vanilla: Don't eat it
Cappuccino or Coffee: It would make me melt
Do you Smoke: No it's a filthy habit
Do you Swear: Even filthier
Do you Sing: When I get put in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: I get used in the shower daily!
Have you Been in Love: Oh Tone bodywash why must you tease me!!
Do you want to go to College: I have all the knowledge I need
Do you want to get Married: One day
Do you believe in yourself: Yes I kill germs better than anyone else I know
Do you get Motion Sickness: Sometimes... Please don't toss me around or let me fall
Do you think you are Attractive: What's not to love about orange?
Are you a Health Freak: No, just a germ fighting dynamo!
Do you get along with your Parents: I love my creator!
Do you like Thunderstorms: They are too wet, and that can take away my strength
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No
In the past month have you Smoked:&..39;
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NO
Ever been Drunk: NO
Ever been called a Tease: NO
Ever been Beaten up: I beat up germs!!
Ever Shoplifted: I've been shoplifted by crooks who don't want to get caught redhanded!
How do you want to Die: DIAL WILL NEVER DIE!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: The strongest antibacterial ever!!
What country would you most like to Visit: All of them, I want to be everywhere!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Orange
Favourite Hair Color: Hair harbours bacteria
Short or Long Hair: None
Height: 2-10 inches
Weight: 4-24 oz
Best Clothing Style: Just a label
Number of Drugs I have taken: I'm full of things that kill germs, I need no additional drugs
Number of CDs I own: none!
Number of Piercings: 0 They would lead to a leaky messy demise
Number of Tattoos: 0 Again they would kill me
Number of things in my Past I Regret: That .1% of germs that gets away alive everytime!
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My Interests

Killing bacteria, making bubbles, and keeping you CLEAN!

I'd like to meet:

Bacteria on deathrow. SEND ME A FRIEND REQUEST! UNLESS YOU'RE A GERM, I WANT TO BE EVERYONE'S FRIEND!

Music:

If I can bubble to it, I'm down with it!

Television:

I've gotta say the SOAP network is my favorite! Because most of the people on there could really use me to clean up their acts!

Books:

I enjoy reading Uncle John's Biggest Ever Bathroom Reader, it's usually the only thing left within eyesight of me. Sometimes I like to read up on hollywood gossip if some tabliods get left on the sink.

Heroes:

First and foremost Howard Hughes without him I would be nothing! And the common Germaphobe!! Thanks to you I have become more popular than ever imagined possible.

Don't let this happen to YOU!!

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My Blog

Fall Cleaning

Hola all of my clean people! Dial just had to clarify something (which Dial does rather well being antibacterial and all...) Cleanliness is a year round thing, not just for the spring. Don't be a...
Posted by DIAL on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 08:13:00 PST

A Fresh new BLOG

As you all know Dial keeps things real and clean and smelling good. Dial loves Dial's job. Dial even found a candid shot of Dial at work pumping out clean smelling soap to wash the dirty hands of the ...
Posted by DIAL on Thu, 18 May 2006 10:44:00 PST

DIAL IS DOING SPRING CLEANING

Dial has decided to become more picky in who can be Dial's friends. Dial just wants good clean friendly friends. Dial cannot cleanse the common Myspace whores... so if you fall into that category Dial...
Posted by DIAL on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 01:15:00 PST

Allow me to introduce myself...

Dial Enters Its Third Century of Satisfying Consumers Consumers first started using our products in the mid-1800s. Today, shoppers continue to fill their baskets and stock their pantries with value pr...
Posted by DIAL on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 06:00:00 PST