Towelieâ„¢

My name is Towelie
Cartman: "You just have no long-term memory because you get high all the time!"
Towelie: "Don't preach to me, fatso!"
Cartman: "I can preach to you all I want 'cause you're stupid!"
Towelie: "You're stupid!"
Cartman: "Yeah, you're a towel!"
Towelie: "You're a towel!"
Some know me as Stephen McTowelie
I wonder around southpark, colorado giving towel saftey tips
I am 17 years old in towel years
How old do you think i am in human years? =o
my best friends are kenny, kyle, eric, and stan
I love getting high.
How'd you like your chang sause?
I first appeared in Season 5
I also appeared in season 6,8, and had my very own episode in season 10
I might air in season 11, stay tuned in March 2007 to see if i return to south park, only on comedy central.
Wont you take me down
to funky town
did i mention i LOVE getting high?
if you leave a comment,
i will try to get back to it asap
i am the offical towelie
dont be fooled by others.
dont steal my profile
i love lexus :D
thats all, now remember
DONT FORGET TO BRING A TOWEL!