Well h-hey there fellas. My name is Leopold Stotch but everyone calls me Butters. My birthday is on September 11th and I am 8 years old. I go to school at South Park Elementary with my friends Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Craig, Clyde, Tweek, Timmy, Jimmy, Jason, Kevin, Pip, Token......... and Eric (even though he tricks me sometimes). I love to dance but will never put on my tap shoes again cus I k-kinda killed about 15 people the last two times I tried. I also like drawing, jumping in puddles, touching Paris Hilton, playing the drums, and singing. My parents are always grounding me, I oughta learn to control my behavior! I should be ashamed of myself.
P.S.- Don't get me angry, for I am Professor Cha.....
Awww hamburgers! Nevermind.
Son of a biscuit!
