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Eric Cartman™

YES! Thats three homeless, suck on that, fuck yeah!

About Me

My name is Eric Cartman and I hate hippies... and Kyle. And I probably hate you too, except if you are Mel Gibson.

My Interests



Jumping over the homeless

Hippie Exterminating

Ripping on Stan and Kyle
Laughing at midgets
And NOT getting head cooties

Eric Cartmanâ„¢'s Details

5.15.07:: My page is finally no longer gay, thanks to that asshole Stan for fixing it up.

5.06.07: South Park is on hiatus- which means you'll have to wait until next Fall to catch all new episodes.

Mel Gibson
Mr. Jefferson
Brian Boitano

I'd like to meet:



Music:

anything besides skylars crappy band!
thats the worst music i've ever heard!

Movies:


terrence and phillip: asses of fire

lord of the rings

the passion

Television:



Terrence and Phillip

Fat Abbot

Cop Drama

American Gladiators

NOT:

Books:

Dude, books are for Jewish fags like Kyle.
God, he's hella lame.

Heroes:



Mel Gibson

Adolf Hitler

My mom

Clydefrog

Wellington Bear

Polly PrissyPants

Mr Jefferson

My Blog

Mycrib.net ?

mycrib.net mycrib.net/cartman
Posted by Eric Cartman™ on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 10:51:00 PST

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Posted by Eric Cartman™ on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 06:04:00 PST